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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Straight man kicked out of restaurant because owners thought he was gay.
 
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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

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[reposts to all social media outlets and goes to chik-fil-a for a cup of water]

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Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

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psyopmonkey posted:

If youre gay and you live in the middle of America youre doing life wrong.
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Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

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burritolingus posted:

Nah science will perfect gaydars by the time this would ever be an issue.

That already exists. Just hum "Time After Time" and when someone joins in shoot them in the butt - with your penis. :twisted:

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Mar 13, 2014

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Vin BioEthanol posted:

what if he's trans-straight? like gay but inside really feels like he wants some poon?

thats loving going backwards man we cant go backwards there aint no gear for that

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Straight man kicked out of restaurant because owners thought he was gay.