how many oysters do you think you could eat

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

or how many have you eaten in one sitting?

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:26

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West SAAB Story: Mar 13, 2014; by Athanatos
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more than u OP! Girl ones. :smuggo:

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:26

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

12.

It was plenty.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:27

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

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# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:29

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

one time my dad ate 4 dozen at a buffet because he "wanted to get his moneys worth"

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:29

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

one time my dad ate 4 dozen at a buffet because he "wanted to get his moneys worth"

this is a Very Dad Thing to do

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:30

ItBurns: Jul 24, 2007

I am a starfish so just 1

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:30

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

one time my dad ate 4 dozen at a buffet because he "wanted to get his moneys worth"

Thats too many.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:30

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how many tins of sardines could your dad eat

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:32

Un chien andalou: Oct 22, 2008; The pipe is leaking

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

one time my dad ate 4 dozen at a buffet because he "wanted to get his moneys worth"

was he super horny afterwards?

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:33

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I don't know.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:33

Hobohemian: Sep 30, 2005; by XyloJW

32 and only stopped because the tide was rising too fast.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:33

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I hear you eat them by tipping your head back and letting it slink down your throat.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:35

IzzyFnStradlin: Jun 19, 2004

Un chien andalou posted:

was he super horny afterwards?

that's just an urban wives tale

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:36

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

one and a half

they're gross

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:36

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

ItBurns posted:

I am a starfish so just 1

im not a starfish but like you I eat by everting my stomach from my body and putting it around my prey, so we have that in common

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:36

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

i can eat two cans of sprats as a snack if I wanted to

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:37

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I've never had an oyster.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:38

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

one of those cans

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:40

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

im a oyster hunter but i practice catch and release oyster hunting

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:42

huskarl_marx: Oct 13, 2013; by zen death robot

one but just til the stubble grows back in

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:43

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

I.C. posted:

I've never had an oyster.

Theyre ok. Youre not missing a whole bunch.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:43

Fergus Mac Roich: Nov 5, 2008; Soiled Meat

mussels are good, you can call me a muselmann

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:44

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

I've never wanted to put up the money to find out.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:46

City of Tampa: May 6, 2007; by zen death robot

I can eat at least a dozen raw easy, or way more if they are fried and on a po' boy.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:46

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

oysters are pretty good

Question OP: How are the oysters prepared? Raw? Steaned? Fried? This is important for me to accurately answer this question

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:48

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:48

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

psyopmonkey posted:

Theyre ok. Youre not missing a whole bunch.

the best oysters i ever had were served with tabasco sorbet it was next level

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:49

glowing-fish: Feb 18, 2013; Keep grinding,
I hope you level up!

Smashmouth eat the oysters

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:50

Swizzbutt: Jul 12, 2014

amityville anus posted:

i can eat two cans of sprats as a snack if I wanted to

loving love sprats

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:50

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

numberoneposter posted:

the best oysters i ever had were served with tabasco sorbet it was next level

That sounds p. cool.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:50

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

none because gross OP

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:50

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Yo.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:51

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

The worst part is picking out the little bits of shell after you shoot one.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:52

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Swizzbutt posted:

loving love sprats

i keep cans of sockeye salmon and sardines on hand at all times just in case

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:53

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

psyopmonkey posted:

Theyre ok. Youre not missing a whole bunch.

They do good pearls. I'll leave 'em to it.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 21:53

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i ate forty something at some place in new orleans when i was ten and i've honestly never been that peaceful ever again and every time i contemplate suicide i remember those oysters

numberoneposter posted:

how many tins of sardines could your dad eat

if they're packed in that spicy stuff at least five big tins, mash em up in a bowl with wasabi mayo and crushed up onion matzo and other stuff in the kitchen when i'm drunk/took too many benzos

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:03