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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
The rule :pseudo:

1. Thread can't be about the contest or begging for votes

The prizes :question:

1st - Choose one:
  • Probate someone for a week
  • Give custom avs to 2 posters
  • Have 2 threads stuck for a week
  • Make a new GBS rule that will be in effect for a week
2nd - Choose one:
  • Probate someone for 3 days
  • Give a custom av to 1 poster
  • Have 1 thread stuck for 3 days
  • Make a new GBS rule that will be in effect for 3 days
3rd - Choose one:
  • Probate someone for a day
  • Give yourself a custom av
  • Have 1 of your threads stuck for 1 day
  • Make a new GBS rule that will be in effect for a day

Winners can choose themselves for any one of these.
For probations, the victims must have posted in GBS recently enough that their post(s) aren't archived. It would be nice to have a link to a particular post but is not required.
For the rule prizes (I know this should be obvious but I know better), since the mods are going to be the ones enforcing them we will have to approve them first.

The winners :boom:

Will be chosen sometime Sunday evening (April 12). I will consider all threads made from April 6 12am CST until then.

gnarlyhotep fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Apr 7, 2015

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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
No one has any ideas for prizes? Really? Nothing? Is this a trap?

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Ok. I'm just going to go for it.

One date with a mod of your choosing

Get out of cat jail free: good for up to one ban

I'll keep brainstorming for you.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
An iPad

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

if you're buying, sure

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Mod of your choosing will make a special video message, personal to you

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
Winner can choose one of the prizes from above or can elect to instead make a 1 week rule for GBS of his choosing. Or 1 day or whatever.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

troubled teen posted:

Winner can choose one of the prizes from above or can elect to instead make a 1 week rule for GBS of his choosing. Or 1 day or whatever.

hmm, this could work

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
A personal tweet from low tax

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
One year supply of mangosteen

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a winrar is you.

literally.

a gift card (or whatever) for the program Winrar.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

brylcreem posted:

a winrar is you.

literally.

a gift card (or whatever) for the program Winrar.

a $29 value

which is totally obsolete since 7-zip exists

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
7-zip is for poors

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
and i say that as a poor

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

How about a link to your good thread placed in a red title of a bad poster?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hot piss

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

troubled teen posted:

Winner can choose one of the prizes from above or can elect to instead make a 1 week rule for GBS of his choosing. Or 1 day or whatever.

or even winner gets their own retarded subforum for a day / week etc like the one that ust showed up about knitting or whatever the gently caress

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Saalkin posted:

How about a link to your good thread placed in a red title of a bad poster?

not a bad idea

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

not a bad idea

what about my hot piss idea. all over the place

where the red fern gropes
Aug 24, 2011


identity theft

winner picks a poster, their name and avatar are swapped with that poster

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Winner should get to pick a subforum to close. Permanently.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
yeah because that's something that will ever realistically happen because of a contest in GBS

TheHomerTax
Dec 26, 2012

That's a high quality avatar right there.

gnarlyhotep posted:

yeah because that's something that will ever realistically happen because of a contest in GBS

Let the man dream, Gnarly.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
can the winner play a looping .wav in adtrw of a crying child for a day

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nation posted:

can the winner play a looping .wav in qcs of a crying child for a day

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
im not sure if this will be viable but the gbs contest winner should get to brutally murder one mod of their choosing

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

RideTheSpiral posted:

im not sure if this will be viable but the gbs contest winner should get to brutally murder one mod of their choosing

* former mod.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

winner is GBS idiot king for a day/week

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

RideTheSpiral posted:

im not sure if this will be viable but the gbs contest winner should get to brutally murder one mod of their choosing

LOOK AT HOW EDGY I AM. I AM SO EDGY I'LL CUT YOU LIKE A PARTICULARLY EDGY KNIFE. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

gnarlyhotep posted:

LOOK AT HOW EDGY I AM. I AM SO EDGY I'LL CUT YOU LIKE A PARTICULARLY EDGY KNIFE. LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME

youve been really mean and spiteful recently :melter:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

RideTheSpiral posted:

youve been really mean and spiteful recently :melter:

The curse of the lone mod of GBS.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Spanish Manlove posted:

The curse of the lone mod of GBS.

textbook spanlove trajectory

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

RideTheSpiral posted:

textbook spanlove trajectory

I learned it from Abe

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
we all need to support gnarly much more

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

Nation posted:

we all need to support gnarly much more

or he could just go on a diet :newlol:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
youre on a spanlove gnarly come back to us

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Updated the OP with some new prizes.

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

Updated the OP with some new prizes.

What do you think about winners being IKs for a short time, I think it'd be funny

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
if you win a cabal of posters should follow you around and emptyquote you and shower you with praise

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 250 days!)

Enfield posted:

if you win a cabal of posters should follow you around and emptyquote you and shower you with praise

then you get to prostrate them

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