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Skylark
Apr 27, 2007



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༶⋆˙⊹。⋆ʚ🦢ɞ ✩ ˛˚.

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SvenRichter
Apr 5, 2015

Look at my face.
Are you gay or something?

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


this thread sucks

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
aww

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
I want to pos your neg hole.

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
He's blowing another dude right now

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Tokclik posted:

He's blowing another dude right now

It's true I seent him

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
you forgot: i want to gently caress your dad.

edit: like this:

Not_Rainbow_Horse fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 7, 2015

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

"I want to queef on your dick"

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
I love you so much I wanna buy real estate. Well indoctrinated for sure.

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
"I want to love you like Hitler did nothing wrong"

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
Excellent!

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
Facebook.txt

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


I think it's facebook.com dude

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


same

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

*Fucks his cuter friend/Brother behind his back*

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

Wicker Man posted:

*Fucks his cuter friend/Brother behind his back*

*fucks cute dad*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

What's funny is that if you're sufficiently attractive I'd be considered the boring one in the relationship even though this is blander than wonderbread wrapped in a flour tortilla served with margarine and skim milk.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

do you get a lot of wow game time from pretending to be a women

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Matey posted:

I think it's facebook.com dude

I was wondering why no one ever responded to or liked any of my stuff.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

If that's you in your AV it's a date.

PS do you have a D? Y/N

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

are you actually a devotee of of thelema because if so 93/93, soror

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

I'm very happy for you

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012
PICS

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
if u cant handle me at my worst u dont deserve me at my best_xXX <3<###

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

~breathe~

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

toggle posted:

~breathe~

Every breath you take...

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Three of those things may actually happen, tops.

None of the three will be as cool as you expect.

Basically, love is like that "Monkey's Paw" story.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
i want to wear pajamas with a cool butt flap and know that you will never judge me

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

I want to eat your butthole.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

gonna eat your rear end like an onion ring

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
all i heard was flaps and rear end

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Necros posted:

gonna eat your rear end like an onion ring

in that you will take one bite and pull out a long stringy piece of grossness from its greasy crusty home

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

i will gorge myself and end up regretting my choices and terrible breath

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

in that you will take one bite and pull out a long stringy piece of grossness from its greasy crusty home

:yum:

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I want to cry in your bosom

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

How I feel about my girlfriend

I want to cum in your pussy
I want to cum in your rear end
I want to cum in your mouth
I want to gently caress you like nobody has before
I want to gently caress you were nobody has before
When you're 80, I want to gently caress someone else
Suck my dick

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i want us to be 80 and loudly discussing our sex life in front of three generations of our children

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
i want us to be 90 and using a series of medical hoists and belts to make love

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