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 (while narrating a high speed chase filmed from a helicopter) "...and the suspect's car comes within an inch* of a school bus packed full of children** coming home from school!" * school bus is parked in a lot 100 feet away ** it's empty
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"It all started with a routine traffic stop..."
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Apr 7, 2015 03:50
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This scumbag thought he could get away with being black in front of an officer, but now he's getting buttslammed in the big house.
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Apr 7, 2015 04:21
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Skeleton Ape posted:This scumbag thought he could get away with being black in front of an officer, but now he's getting buttslammed in the big house.  buttslammed 
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Apr 7, 2015 04:22
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hi im tom cruise from minority report after the credits roll unironically
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Apr 7, 2015 04:26
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This fugitives found out the hard way there there is no escaping the long arm of the law. *video was of a stolen minivan getting creamed by a semi-truck, with everyone inside absolutely dead, whilst running a red light* Next up: A car chase in Los Angeles and you will not BELIEVE how it ends! *brief footage of all officers drawing their weapons before smash-cut to commercials*
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Justin Godscock posted:This fugitives found out the hard way there there is no escaping the long arm of the law. Justin Godscock posted:This fugitives found out the hard way there there is no escaping the long arm of the law. Justin Godscock posted:*video was of a stolen minivan getting creamed by a semi-truck, with everyone inside absolutely dead, whilst running a red light* Justin Godscock posted:with everyone inside absolutely dead, whilst running a red light* Justin Godscock posted:whilst running a red light* Justin Godscock posted:whilst
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Justin Godscock posted:This fugitives found out the hard way there there is no escaping the long arm of the law. But god forbid a tittie makes it's onto primetime
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Apr 7, 2015 05:38
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Apr 7, 2015 05:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFuGfwIhv14 this was his show, yeah? (this song is too good)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKDhfXsOJRw
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Apr 7, 2015 05:43
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Camden County, Georgia. These two CRIMINALS think THEY can outrun the laaw. They're high on CRACK. So drop the remote and buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride *sirens*
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Apr 7, 2015 06:57
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Look what happens when a Drunk Driver tries to drive his car. He's gonna learn the hard way what happens to boozers.
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Apr 7, 2015 06:59
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*teases snippets of that one guy who stole at tank all episode*
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Apr 7, 2015 07:00
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was there ever an episode where i would in fact believe what happens next?
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Apr 7, 2015 07:02
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I wonder if he ever did killdozer.
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i dont know who i am
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Apr 7, 2015 07:03
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It was always weird when they had segments about protests and riots
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Ferroque posted:It was always weird when they had segments about protests and riots These black people are rioting for equal rights, but the only rights they're going to get *pause* are some right hooks from the long arm of the laaaw.
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William Wifebeater thought he could run away with his wife in the trunk of his car but Johnny Law set up a roadblock in front of the under construction bridge.
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Someone post that video from one of those dumb "follow cops around" shows where the guy actually gets away by leaping off a bridge and the dumb cop follows him and knocks himself stupid.
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Apr 7, 2015 07:40
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These perps are unwise, they don't know how to listen. They got greedy and they didn't go far.
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BAD EGGS BAD EGGS BAD EGGS BAD EGGS BAD EGGS Jamoke fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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This roadway renegade found out the hard way that there's no escaping the long arm of the law. *video of cops brutally beating a cuffed, unconscious black man to death.*
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Someone post that video from one of those dumb "follow cops around" shows where the guy actually gets away by leaping off a bridge and the dumb cop follows him and knocks himself stupid. It is just called Cops.
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COPS is filmed on location with the armed men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are guilty until proven innocent in a court of law.
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"These troubled teens took this joyride to the next level adding a few more felonies to their record..." Cars are turning at 5mph and footage is from helicopter but squeeling sound tires effect happens. 5 min of car chase happens with all kinds of added sounds. This joyride comes to a violent end whem they crash head on into a telephone pole... they'll have prison time to heal up. Ends with 3mph crash. "These black boys bit off more they can chew with browards brave blue badged warriors, now they lie in blood after a barrage of bullets"
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Apr 7, 2015 12:24
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didn't his kid die or something and that's why he does this poo poo
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Bro Dad posted:was there ever an episode where i would in fact believe what happens next? 90s click bait. This perp thought he had found a sure-fire way to out run the law when the took this factory perfect Corvette for a joyride. What happened next will leave him flying by the seat of his pants, and you'll discover why *dramatic pause* truck drivers hate him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pU8EMKc_Ss
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Apr 7, 2015 13:04
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this guy thought he was gonna get away with easy money but now he's going hard time
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you irl posted:didn't his kid die or something and that's why he does this poo poo No that was the America's Most Wanted guy
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Alan Smithee posted:this guy thought he was gonna get away with easy money ^^^^ Reading this in his voice for sure.
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This perp leads the police on a 20 minute high speed chase, reaching speeds of of over 100 miles per hour. But he can't escape the boys in blue, and after rolling his van, he gets a well deserved taste of police justice. *series of cheap synth orchestra hits*
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quote:THIS SICKO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE POWERFUL PAINKILLERS WHILST DRIVING. FOR A TIME, HE ESCAPED THE LAW, BUT WHAT HE DIDN'T COUNT ON WAS AN EXTRAJUDICIAL EXECUTION BY SOL, GIVER OF LIFE
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Dem Khaki's and tucked in Polo's HE looks so angry for someone wearing such relaxed retirement clothes.
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John Bunnell is a baller.
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"I found a way to profit... from my gay dead son!"
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