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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

forever and always

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Sassafrasquatch
May 7, 2007

Yea gently caress you marmaduke.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

SHARTING BEAR posted:

forever and always

:agreed:

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

:dukedog:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SHARTING BEAR posted:

forever and always

The gently caress, Man?!
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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


the duke would like that

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


#JeSuisGraysonAllen

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
it is true, gently caress duke

sean price
Sep 30, 2011

by Lowtax

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

VendaGoat posted:

The gently caress, Man?!

Thank you very much, for reminding me of the reason why I left Duke. People like you can not and will not ever understand my situation. I'm sure daddy worked very hard to send your rich self to college. While real people struggle. I would also like to extend an invitation for you not to waste your or my time ever agin. Never being considered a part of your posh group of yuppies really hurts me to the heart. Yeah, right. Because I don't care about you or your alumni.

Sincerely,
SHARTING BEAR #42 SA

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Finally a win for a rich, white, southern school

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Dud'es got major ball control to palm the ball and dunk with a fingertip

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

Bullshit call imo

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Finally a win for a rich, white, southern school

no wisconsin are the whute guys

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Necros posted:

no wisconsin are the whute guys

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

SHARTING BEAR posted:

Thank you very much, for reminding me of the reason why I left Duke. People like you can not and will not ever understand my situation. I'm sure daddy worked very hard to send your rich self to college. While real people struggle. I would also like to extend an invitation for you not to waste your or my time ever agin. Never being considered a part of your posh group of yuppies really hurts me to the heart. Yeah, right. Because I don't care about you or your alumni.

Sincerely,
SHARTING BEAR #42 SA

YO JOE!
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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Between this and whitepeople.jpg we have two Duke threads.

Still can't contain all the gently caress Duke

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

SHARTING BEAR posted:

forever and always

agreed

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Finally a win for a rich, white, New Jersey school

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Wonder if Wisconsin can spell chocker. lol.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

haha I was just saying that and no one else knew what the gently caress I was talking about.


gently caress Duke

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Jay Bilas is a bitch

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
so how are we gonna fix our hosed up state anyway?

we basically should organize to just kill these fuckers imo since we no longer have democracy (the general assembly, not duke). let's see the redguard goons follow through on something for once in their lives

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
I'm a Wisconsin alum and I live in Madison. While I wish the Badgers had won, and I seriously despise Duke, the Facebook tears are absolutely hilarious.

Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
ah, college sports, one of many times of the year that the rest of the world wonders what the gently caress is wrong with america before going back to obsessing over cricket and burning the soccer stadium to the ground after lynching all the black players and electing politicians that ship the brown ones back to terroristan.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Oh wait was this thread about sports and not vidgams

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

The Whole Internet posted:

so how are we gonna fix our hosed up state anyway?

we basically should organize to just kill these fuckers imo since we no longer have democracy (the general assembly, not duke). let's see the redguard goons follow through on something for once in their lives

nothing's getting fixed, not in our lifetimes

Wississippi

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
dook sucks

Carolina rules

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

dook sucks

Carolina rules

wolfpack supremacy... some day in the distant future maybe

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

The Whole Internet posted:

wolfpack supremacy... some day in the distant future maybe

knocked off a 1 seed that's probably the high water mark in our lifetimes

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
gently caress Duke. HEELS 4 LYFE!

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
lol basketball is the most pointless boring poo poo there is


When scores in one game can regularly go 90-100 points, maybe it's time to change the game up a little bit maybe?

It has the extreme opposite problem of soccer, instead of hardly ever scoring points, basketball is just non-stop scoring to the point it just gets really stupid and boring.

like it's fun and easy to play with friends, but holy gently caress why would you ever watch that kids poo poo on TV?

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
that's the nba

college basketball is super low scoring now because just about everyone focuses more on defense and most teams only have a couple pro-level guys

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax
College basketball is only watchable in the last three minutes of a close game.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

The gently caress Duke would be a good username

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
basketball is cool and good. the only changes I would make are:
1) shorter shot clock in college
2) incorporate the advantage rule from soccer so every game doesn't end in clock-stopping slap fight
3) get referees who aren't exclusively retarded assholes

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nefarious posted:

basketball is cool and good. the only changes I would make are:
1) shorter shot clock in college
2) incorporate the advantage rule from soccer so every game doesn't end in clock-stopping slap fight
3) get referees who aren't exclusively retarded assholes

4) power metres for dunks
5) boobs?
6) guns

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BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
7) gently caress Duke.

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