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BigBoss posted:pretty much. chicago is a poo poo town chicago owns  rahm owns
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Apr 8, 2015 03:33
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My Imaginary GF posted:chicago owns i watched rahm eat a hot dog with ketchup on it
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Apr 8, 2015 03:34
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how easy is it to vandalize the mayor's mansion because the governor's mansion here was burned a bit and perry stayed in a 60k a month home on the state's dime lol
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Apr 8, 2015 03:37
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allow me to serious post for a minute to say that chicago is a filthy shithole of a city with its head so far up its own rear end that it is an ouroboros of poo poo, lovely food, lovely drivers, lovely politics, lovely sports teams, lovely roads, lovely taxes, lovely music, and lovely people and they must have really lovely education, too, because every last sad motherfucker unfortunate enough to live there swears by the everpresent light racks of the lovely corrupt cops that it is the best god drat city in america, no, the world Ps: mike ditka sucks rear end and looks like a pedophile's mentally disabled inbred cousin. this man is the king of chicago.
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Apr 8, 2015 03:37
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Speaking of mayors, Houston has a lesbo mayor. She came from the oil industry and is very pro business. She is all about stacking dat cheddar.
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Apr 8, 2015 03:37
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My Imaginary GF posted:chicago owns yes this food that is what they serve children in elementary school when the lunch ladies are hung over sure is great cuisine for adults this is chicago culture
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Apr 8, 2015 03:38
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Don't blame me. I didn't vote for him.
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Apr 8, 2015 03:38
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Concerned Citizen posted:i watched rahm eat a hot dog with ketchup on it no u didnt  rahmbo doesn't always eat a chicago dog, but when he does, he doesn't eat it with motherfucking ketchup you fuckin provencial motherfucker go back to indiana
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Apr 8, 2015 03:44
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if you asked ten chicagoans what five plus five was, three would say 55 the rest would belch "DA BEARS" as loud as possible before vomiting on their own disgusting gut
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Apr 8, 2015 03:45
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Concerned Citizen posted:i watched rahm eat a hot dog with ketchup on it p. sure that is like calling your own hit in chicago
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Apr 8, 2015 03:45
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My Imaginary GF posted:chicago owns Those tacos are all hosed up.
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Apr 8, 2015 03:47
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"chicago owns" /posts picture of garbage food sold to drunk idiots at baseball games
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Apr 8, 2015 03:48
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Concerned Citizen posted:i watched rahm eat a hot dog with ketchup on it saw dave attel do the same thing.
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Apr 8, 2015 03:52
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the jew beat jesus
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Apr 8, 2015 03:53
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Ryoshi posted:"chicago owns" *has best mayor and restaurant in america* your city is poo poo with a poo poo mayor, mmm, ill go back to drinking my latte now 
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Apr 8, 2015 03:53
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lmao if you expected any remotely pleasant news to come out of chicago
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Apr 8, 2015 03:54
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My Imaginary GF posted:chicago owns looks like someone dumped the contents of a trash can onto your hotdogs bro
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Apr 8, 2015 03:55
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I want to kiss him on the lips
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Apr 8, 2015 03:55
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Rahm is good buddies with our new, lovely governor, too. They hang out and fancy clubs and drink wine you need to be on a wait list for.
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Apr 8, 2015 15:58
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He forgot to install bathrooms in Wrigley Field so he got the White Sox vote.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:01
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Apr 8, 2015 16:03
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Vernii posted:a lot of D&D Goons hate him because he's not very liberal and loves corporations/privatization or something or other, I dunno. Basically he's not a communist so they hate his guts. It's because they literally think he posts in d&d to troll them with policymaker schtick posts. He should keep it up if he does, I'd troll people on the internet too if I had to run Chicago. Be king of the shitposts and king of the shitheap.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:12
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Stopped clocks are right twice a day and Rahm Emanuel is actually a turd.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:34
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All hail God-Emperor Rahm. I hope he raises money by charging citizens to use the sidewalks and sending the police death squads to crush those who disobey.
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Apr 8, 2015 16:55
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Four more terms!
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Apr 8, 2015 18:04
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Scalding Coffee posted:Four more terms! he prolly won't even complete this term, what with running for veep next/being appointed to hillary's cabinet
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Apr 8, 2015 18:32
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Well at least Chicago is cheaper than NYC.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:40
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Ryoshi posted:allow me to serious post for a minute to say that chicago is a filthy shithole of a city with its head so far up its own rear end that it is an ouroboros of poo poo, lovely food, lovely drivers, lovely politics, lovely sports teams, lovely roads, lovely taxes, lovely music, and lovely people Wow this dude is pissrd about Chicago lmao
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Apr 8, 2015 18:57
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I once saw about half a dozen cop cars show up to respond to a pickpocketing on Randolph. A pickpocketing. People are getting shot in the ghettos, but we need a dozen officers to get some yuppie's smartphone back, burn everything
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Apr 8, 2015 18:58
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I like how Chicago solved their crime problem by just recategorizing things like homicides.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:02
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Vernii posted:a lot of D&D Goons hate him because he's not very liberal and loves corporations/privatization or something or other, I dunno. Basically he's not a communist so they hate his guts. well he does like wealth redistribution, just in the opposite direction
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Apr 8, 2015 19:04
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Chicago is pretty bad. They don't really have anything unique enough to actually risk entering the murder-plagued frozen shitscape they call a city. I mean gently caress they don't even border an ocean. That's like Good City 101. lol deep dish "pizza". Let me save you a trip to the windy city. Stick 10 pounds of lovely cheese into a large blender along with a couple jars of tomato paste. Blend. Dump the contents into a bread bowl. Bam, enjoy that poo poo as you watch the Bears and/or Cubs lose. Spend the next 5 hours on the toilet hating life and making GBS threads pizza stew back out.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:11
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Chicago is pretty bad. They don't really have anything unique enough to actually risk entering the murder-plagued frozen shitscape they call a city. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33zPlnhymCU
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Apr 8, 2015 19:13
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Dead Gay Romans posted:Chicago is pretty bad. They don't really have anything unique enough to actually risk entering the murder-plagued frozen shitscape they call a city. Dead Gay Romans posted:I mean gently caress they don't even border an ocean. That's like Good City 101. 
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Apr 8, 2015 19:15
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It's not like anyone gets excited over the thought of moving to Chicago
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Apr 8, 2015 19:20
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Chicago is a great city if you only ever see it once.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:23
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the biggest problem with chicago is the people there want to be proud of it but they have no right to be. Like, detroit knows it's a poo poo town. None of the 15 people in detroit bond over how great the city is.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:25
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Shinjobi posted:Chicago is a great city if you only ever see it once. The only good view of Chicago is in the rear view mirror of your car.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:26
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Should I go to Chicago for grad school?
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Apr 8, 2015 19:28
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My Imaginary GF posted:*has best mayor and restaurant in america* lol wtf do you think is the best restaurant and you are incorrect, best mayor is objectively nutter: -has a funnyass name -maintains positive attitude despite reigning over a crap city (less crap than chicago ofc) -goes on angry rants about how hosed up his city's youth is -has rapped w dj jazzy jeff
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