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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i need to purchase some weed and i don't want to be shot in the back by a cop 8 times so please tell me words i can say loudly to crowds near hte quiznos on fourth that they'll get and the cops won't. cops are around there a lot so don't yank my chain

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West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

MAN I BE LOOKIN FOR DANK STANK SKUNK KNOWHTIMSAYIN VERN

Ducreux
Dec 14, 2009
sweet delicious nose clams fresh from the sea

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
dank little nuggletts
cabbage patch
heroin

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



West SAAB Story posted:

MAN I BE LOOKIN FOR DANK STANK SKUNK KNOWHTIMSAYIN VERN

i like this but who is vern or is that weedslang? like vern rhymes w fern and fern is the weedplant?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i had a black friend who used to hit me up for white girl and i didnt realize he meant coke i thought he was just horny

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i prefer fake teen slang stephen king makes up in his stories

this thread is skag

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Enfield posted:

i had a black friend who used to hit me up for white girl and i didnt realize he meant coke i thought he was just horny

not weed but good story so i'm ok

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Gimme some of that GREENY SPRITZ

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
yo dogg you got any trichrome encrusted plant material

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
lookin for tree
Are you William Holden?
got any?
I WILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR SOME COKE

hope it helps

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 279 days!)

social vegan posted:

i like this but who is vern or is that weedslang? like vern rhymes w fern and fern is the weedplant?

everybody named vern who got the green, ya dig?

drat aint no hip cat

www
Aug 4, 2010

i dont think he shot the blackman 8 times, his aim was really bad

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

gary oldmans diary posted:

i prefer fake teen slang stephen king makes up in his stories

this thread is skag
gently caress you skaggot

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
my boss used to refer to getting stoned as "boarding the vessel"

i just call weed "drugs"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Business Gorillas posted:

Gimme some of that GREENY SPRITZ

this is def going to get me a diet 7 up at best

West SAAB Story posted:

everybody named vern who got the green, ya dig?

drat aint no hip cat

is this english???

www posted:

i dont think he shot the blackman 8 times, his aim was really bad

i'm white and nimble how will id o? my friends also will all vouch that i don't even know how to use a taser

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Uranium 235 posted:

gently caress you skaggot
drisk my bisk

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Just call it grass, nobody calls it grass anymore.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



what if i sang songs but swapped out words a la weird al with explicity requests for weed?

he aint' heavy, he's my dealer i'm looking for to buy a couple grams of weird from

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
deaf

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
doobie

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
"Old Toby" whilst winking exaggeratedly

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
vegetables. I am looking for vegetables.

E: supplements for my weegan diet.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'm in the hizzle without any dizzle, no what I mean dog?

Fo shizzle.

I think that's how the cool kids do it these days.

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
I call weed "restraint" around cops and they don't know what the gently caress that is so I'm good.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Dead Gay Romans posted:

I call weed "restraint" around cops and they don't know what the gently caress that is so I'm good.

lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Mad Monk posted:

I'm in the hizzle without any dizzle, no what I mean dog?

Fo shizzle.

I think that's how the cool kids do it these days.

if i said this aloud i'd have to hope there are dad weed dealers around

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Dead Gay Romans posted:

I call weed "restraint" around cops and they don't know what the gently caress that is so I'm good.

the Pixies fukken SUCKED
Jul 16, 2003

Figure 2 in a series of 3
start freestyling Rappers Delight and anyone who joins in take them to a more private location to inquire about the aforementioned herbal supplements

e: or order a pizza and ask if they take weed for a tip and get their dealer

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Melchior posted:

start freestyling Rappers Delight and anyone who joins in take them to a more private location to inquire about the aforementioned herbal supplements

Also a good way to get back into dating

LaSalsaVerde
Mar 3, 2013

that young verdant vigil

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001


*Offer not valid in Alabama

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
fixins

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

I'm actually going to use this.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




my dealer jared from subway

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Catnip or the 'nip if you're cool to the jive.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Arkanomen posted:

Catnip or the 'nip if you're cool to the jive.

what would a user of nip b called?

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
electric lettuce

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

social vegan posted:

what would a user of nip b called?

When you're rolling on the 'nip you Garfield'n.

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



would salsa verde work? I dunno what verde means but i'm not a cop???


Arkanomen posted:

When you're rolling on the 'nip you Garfield'n.

this is p hep

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