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Just go to the dispensary, OP.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:24
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My bro saddam and I called it yellowcake uranium and that really really didn't work out well for him
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MrChupon posted:Just go to the dispensary, OP. I'm not an old ma'am with a mad case of the glauc huskarl_marx posted:My bro saddam and I called it yellowcake uranium and that really really didn't work out well for him like the dave chappelle skit?
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Apr 8, 2015 19:33
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Dead Gay Romans posted:I call weed "restraint" around cops and they don't know what the gently caress that is so I'm good. *panel of judges hold up signs, 10, 10, 9, 8, 9* edit: hey bro what state do you live in? if it's california i can tell you for sure you don't need a medical condition to get a card.
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Apr 8, 2015 19:37
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canada terror state
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Apr 8, 2015 19:38
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umm can't you just ask the cops for weed in canada?
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social vegan posted:like the dave chappelle skit? Uh, apparently?
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Fergus Mac Roich posted:umm can't you just ask the cops for weed in canada? i'm white but i tan well
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if u ask the rcmp for weed they have to hand it over
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:if u ask the rcmp for weed they have to hand it over will they arrest me once I take it? if I bring chopsticks or tongs so i'm not touching it am i good?
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social vegan posted:will they arrest me once I take it? if I bring chopsticks or tongs so i'm not touching it am i good? i think you can only carry a little bit so hopefully the cops dont have a few kilos or your hosed
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social vegan posted:will they arrest me once I take it? if I bring chopsticks or tongs so i'm not touching it am i good? they will tase you and then coerce subordinant female officers into blowing them
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:i think you can only carry a little bit so hopefully the cops dont have a few kilos or your hosed casual beep posted:they will tase you and then coerce subordinant female officers into blowing them drat life is hard livin in the city of angels' dreams
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Apr 8, 2015 19:57
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Trash.
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Apr 8, 2015 20:08
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Hey man, I'm looking to buy some Trash. Help a brother out.
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Ferroque posted:Hey man, I'm looking to buy some Trash. Help a brother out. dont doxx
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Ferroque posted:Trash. the way i'm going i'm going to have to go home and smoke styrofoam again since i cannot get weed!!!
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Apr 8, 2015 20:14
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purp skurp most hittable
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SHARTING BEAR posted:purp skurp most hittable alright i think this one would actually work
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I'm a former cop as of today, I'm fwding all these to other cops.
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Apr 8, 2015 20:35
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Vin BioEthanol posted:I'm a former cop as of today, I'm fwding all these to other cops. Please do not violate this safe space
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Pipebomb ISIS Child porn Copkiller These are the best words that the c.o.p.s. dont know.
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Melchior posted:start freestyling Rappers Delight and anyone who joins in take them to a more private location to inquire about the aforementioned herbal supplements this is actually a good plan i just tell my dude i'm meeting him at his house, the rest is implied. don't even mention why you're going. also, the nSA and local police force probably already know about you
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Vin BioEthanol posted:I'm a former cop as of today, I'm fwding all these to other cops. 
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Apr 8, 2015 20:45
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I don't want the weed it wa sjust an idea
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Salut fellow droogkin Ima eyin yo pungent Earthen nuts. word?
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Apr 8, 2015 20:50
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Live in a state that isnt stuck in the 60s? Washington has stores. You walk in, tell them what you want, give them cash, and they give you flower. Or, so ive heard. I dont do weed or pot.
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psyopmonkey posted:Live in a state that isnt stuck in the 60s? Note that there is a huge markup for doing this and if you live in a state where its legal anyways you can just grow some yourself.
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huskarl_marx posted:My bro saddam and I called it yellowcake uranium and that really really didn't work out well for him Holy poo poo this post needs love.
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Apr 8, 2015 20:57
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Take-Out is pretty hard to prove in court
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ArbitraryC posted:Note that there is a huge markup for doing this and if you live in a state where its legal anyways you can just grow some yourself. I dont know anything about horticulture or growing things from seeds, or halide sun lamps, or vents, or ultrasonicly induced fog to help strengthen the root systems.
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CaptainYesterday posted:Gigglepig I hope they keep making that show. I really like it.
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Gubberwhistle/gibberwhistlin Blorpzingle/blorpzongle.
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Let's work backwards here, based on cops' vocabulary limits. I'm going to go with... "innocent black male"
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