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Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

social vegan posted:

so i get a bunch of dealers and stand around in circle JOing on the weed?

Does it recharge the essence of the weed and make it glow?

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SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

MrChupon posted:

Actually don't we're full. gently caress off.

are you an Australian ex-pat or something?

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

"Yeah... Are you around? Cool. I'm gonna need a little bitta dat ."

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
yard trimmings

"hey do you an eighth to a quarter ounce of yard trimmings by any chance?"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Detective Thompson posted:

Scrug.
Sir Danksalot (though to be fair this one's probably pretty easy to figure out).
The Hammering Visigoth.
Deew (that's just 'weed' backwards, pretty clever I think).
The Gates of Heaven.
Mr. Green.
The Growth.
Tommy Chong's Lament.

Or try this sentence on for size:
"Hey, you got any... (wink out Morse code for marijuana)."

If I say deew will people come take away whatever weed I do have??

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Sir John Feelgood posted:

"Yeah... Are you around? Cool. I'm gonna need a little bitta dat ."

also i'm p sure if i asked for some sir feelgood I might get weed like if i call a bartender like on the simpsonsons and said it

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
Röga, Smög, Brajj, Brass.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Zombiepop posted:

Röga, Smög, Brajj, Brass.

I go and ask for top brass and suddenly I have boss cop
Arresting me

MaliciousBiz
Mar 28, 2010

I Pay to Poast on Internet
I don't know why everyone doesn't just call it "Steve." That way you could just call up your dude and be like "hey man, is Steve over there? He is? Great! I'll be over in a bit to inhale his cock until I'm filled to the brim with his creamy goodness!"

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
Call it "innocent black person"

Fergus Mac Roich
Nov 5, 2008

Soiled Meat

haris pilton posted:

Call it "innocent black person"

third time's the charm

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

haris pilton posted:

Call it "innocent black person"

No, what you should do is point in a random direction and scream "innocent black person!"

any cops nearby will go running in that direction, guns drawn, then you can just yell "anybody got some weed? I want to buy marijuana"

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Cops can smell weed, and can smell you when you are looking for weed. (Becasue their noses work.)

You're doomed, OP.

Unless you find a patsy...

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Cops in Portland dont pay attention to me.

Ghost like swayze.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Cops can smell weed, and can smell you when you are looking for weed. (Becasue their noses work.)

You're doomed, OP.

Unless you find a patsy...

who is patsy????? cline????

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



also what does it means when people tell me that cops are tryign to snatch my crops?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
We used to call it "Juan G". As in one gram.

Yo is Juan G. with you? Eventually it turned into Juan Garcia and then it was all over because there's a million Juan Garcias in Texas.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulo6EC3It-E

This guy knows the lingo. Call it "Bada" for Bomb rear end Dank rear end

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

third time's the charm

There are plenty

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Here's a word for weed I made up ten minutes ago: plelk.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

social vegan posted:

If I say deew will people come take away whatever weed I do have??

No man, weed don't work like that. Just don't say it if a cop has his back turned to you, because when the word comes out of your mouth, it will enter his ear backwards and therefore he'll know you're talking about weed.

psyopmonkey posted:

Cops in Portland dont pay attention to me.

Ghost like swayze.

Start calling weed 'Swayze'. It's a well-known fact police are afraid of ghosts, and Patrick Swayze's current state of being dead will spook them the gently caress out if you say his name.

social vegan posted:

also what does it means when people tell me that cops are tryign to snatch my crops?

It means say goodbye to your corn and sorghum, sucker.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Toast

If it's really good you say "this toast has a lot of butter/jelly on it"

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

coordinating selling drugs using birdcalls is a real thing. i wasnt even joking alright.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Necros posted:

coordinating selling drugs using birdcalls is a real thing. i wasnt even joking alright.

i want this and to participate in this but be an actual bird and gte high and fly away from the planet so i never have to come back and clean my room again


Minimalist Program posted:

Here's a word for weed I made up ten minutes ago: plelk.

this is good but this means we're gonna have to build up a weed network from the ground up around ur made up word bcuz current dealers probably don't know this and I don't know how to efficiently disseiminate such information

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Harton posted:

Toast

If it's really good you say "this toast has a lot of butter/jelly on it"

That's a sex thing where I come from. It's weird to think of it your way.

Minimalist Program posted:

Here's a word for weed I made up ten minutes ago: plelk.

This works; go with this.

social vegan posted:

who is patsy????? cline????

I can't help you with this. I can't do everything for you, I just come up with the big picture ideas.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

I like to say "illegal drugs"

I like to do this when I'm smoking with new people. Talk into your shirt and be all suspicious about it "hand me the marijuana smoking pipe so I can smoke some illegal marijuana plants please"

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Volume posted:

I like to do this when I'm smoking with new people. Talk into your shirt and be all suspicious about it "hand me the marijuana smoking pipe so I can smoke some illegal marijuana plants please"

lol lift up the side of ur hoodie and only smoke in it and tell them it's called the pleasure dome

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

That's a sex thing where I come from. It's weird to think of it your way.

Come on bro, I'm gonna need some details on the sex butter.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

social vegan posted:

also what does it means when people tell me that cops are tryign to snatch my crops?

those pigs are gonna blow your house down, hth

Chaste Watt Om
Apr 4, 2003
Tickets. For example, you could ask someone if they knew where to get tickets to the game. Then when you get your tickets, you can go watch the game.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hot Dog Day #98 posted:

Tickets. For example, you could ask someone if they knew where to get tickets to the game. Then when you get your tickets, you can go watch the game.

is the weed at the game?? weedball game? do i need to get box seats how about hotbox seats oh me

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Harton posted:

Come on bro, I'm gonna need some details on the sex butter.

It's not sex butter, so much as a complex series of movements and gyrations cumulating in something I can't really explain due to its transcendental nature.

The jelly is just jelly through. Strawberry, hopefully.

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Scooby Snacks was one of the funnier ones I've heard tossed around.

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Harton
Jun 13, 2001

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

It's not sex butter, so much as a complex series of movements and gyrations cumulating in something I can't really explain due to its transcendental nature.

The jelly is just jelly through. Strawberry, hopefully.

Your god drat right strawberry!

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