reasons you want a 3d printer

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POKEMAN SAM: Jul 8, 2004

so i can print a new car

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root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

me retarded!!!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:55

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

custom dildos, buttplugs, etc etc

e: esp. 3d replicas of goatse dick

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:55

POKEMAN SAM: Jul 8, 2004

and weed

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:55

POKEMAN SAM: Jul 8, 2004

POKEMAN SAM posted:

and weed

mostly this

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:55

butt implants: Oct 16, 2004; i'm gay

i want there to be 3d printers in everyones house so some hacker can write an exploit that takes it over and automatically prints buttplugs/dildos

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:56

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

i dont want one

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:58

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

Wasn't there a thread where they made Barnacle Jim's head with one? Probably for dumb poo poo like that.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:58

POKEMAN SAM: Jul 8, 2004

unterdude posted:

i want there to be 3d printers in everyones house so some hacker can write an exploit that takes it over and automatically prints buttplugs/dildos

if you made someone in germany print swastikas would they get arrested? makes ya think

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:59

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

so I can print warhammer miniatures and run games workshop out of business MUAHHAHAHAHA

# ? Apr 8, 2015 21:59

butt implants: Oct 16, 2004; i'm gay

relevant:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:00

POKEMAN SAM: Jul 8, 2004

Big Beef City posted:

so I can print warhammer miniatures and run games workshop out of business MUAHHAHAHAHA

whoa no piracy talk thats super illegal

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:01

Doctor Goat: Jan 22, 2005; Where does it hurt?

Someone 3d printed barnacle Jim's head and gave it led eyes and robot legs

It's all downhill from that

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:02

Inevitable: Jul 27, 2007; by Ralp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCy0NEbJf4s

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:03

Doctor Goat: Jan 22, 2005; Where does it hurt?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uM63LnrUThI I remembered a bigger jim head so its not the best use anymore

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:09

www: Aug 4, 2010

to make a gun and shoot all the cops

for my black brothers and sisters

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:27

Harald: Jul 10, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

cause i can never enough d

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:55

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

For when a girl I know about a mile away needs to use one

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:56

Uniscott: Sep 19, 2013

Free dildos obv

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:57

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dildos based off any species, real or mythological

# ? Apr 8, 2015 22:58

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

unterdude posted:

i want there to be 3d printers in everyones house so some hacker can write an exploit that takes it over and automatically prints buttplugs/dildos

next-gen goatse

# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:18

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

3d print my dick

# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:31

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

amityville anus posted:

3d print my dick

Lemme help ya

http://www.gizmag.com/3d-printing-photonic-professional-gt--nanoscribe/26329/

# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:34

Lucy Heartfilia: May 31, 2012

making anime warhams and mmo figurines

# ? Apr 8, 2015 23:59

Fredrik1: Jan 22, 2005; Gopherslayer; Fallen Rib

I want one to print money.

[edit]
And buy more 3d printers

rinse repeat.

Fredrik1 fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Apr 9, 2015

# ? Apr 9, 2015 09:26

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Fredrik1 posted:

I want one to print money.

[edit]
And buy more 3d printers

rinse repeat.

Print more printers, idiot

# ? Apr 9, 2015 09:37

RattiRatto: Jun 26, 2014; :I'd like to borrow $200M

:To make vidya game

so i can print another printer
and they replicate themselves
the world will be full of printers and they'll take over

# ? Apr 9, 2015 09:46

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Putin Buttplug is pretty majestic.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 09:50

krampster2: Jun 26, 2014

RattiRatto posted:

so i can print another printer
and they replicate themselves
the world will be full of printers and they'll take over

ya but you can only print a printer smaller than the one printing it

# ? Apr 9, 2015 09:54

0haiThere: Feb 18, 2015; Looks like you're in the barrel today.

krampster2 posted:

ya but you can only print a printer smaller than the one printing it

And that printer will in turn print printers smaller than that until we have a Mandelbrot set of printers.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:51

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

I hear NASA is working on 3D printing pizzas!! :prepop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYB559Is9Y0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISXqC-YPnpc

oh :yikes:

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Apr 9, 2015

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:58

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

only hetero women are allowed to put in putin

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:08

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

BossRighteous posted:

me retarded!!!

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:12

Kempo Yellow Belt: Jan 5, 2012; Fun Shoe

guns.

also, can i 3d print bread?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:15

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvIMLmdyqI4

Today is your last chance to get a pancake printer, I had forgotten about that kickstarter but this stupid thread made me back it. Good job, OP.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1853707494/pancakebot-the-worlds-first-pancake-printer

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:49

Fredrik1: Jan 22, 2005; Gopherslayer; Fallen Rib

plain blue jacket posted:

Print more printers, idiot

Then I will have less printers that print money

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:19

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

David Copperfield posted:

For when a girl I know about a mile away needs to use one

wowza!

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:56

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Inevitable posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCy0NEbJf4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WX58CZwyiU

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chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

you wouldn't download a car

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Ocean Book: Sep 27, 2010; - hi

general knickknackery

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