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what about just like toss a smartphone down there and see if it fucks with their brains or start off slow with a Tamagochi and see if they grow to love it
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yeah holy poo poo this is great, everyone needs to watch this. Really makes "modern" hunters look like gigantic pussies. Jerry Mumphrey posted:what about just like toss a smartphone down there and see if it fucks with their brains drop off some porn too.
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Apr 9, 2015 21:27
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i wonder how gay early humans were did they care about proper grunt pronouns? makes you think
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Apr 9, 2015 21:29
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:what about just like toss a smartphone down there and see if it fucks with their brains *dozens of people die fighting over the Artifact From The Gods*
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Apr 9, 2015 21:29
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numberoneposter posted:im posting from hyperborea I mentioned hyperborea in a thread recently and everyone seemed to think I meant the setting of Conan the Barbarian
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Apr 9, 2015 21:32
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Back to early human talk - Neanderthals hunted mega-fauna without projectile weapons. There's a whole bunch of skeletons found with the kinds of injuries you'd expect to see on a rodeo clown and more often than not they survived them.
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Apr 9, 2015 21:33
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texaholic posted:Check this poo poo out, people alive right now still kickin it like early humans. why do they allow these beta bitches to live like monkeys bring them the glory of civilization 
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Apr 9, 2015 21:34
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its cool that pretty much every loving tribe on earth somehow invented the bow and arrow
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Apr 9, 2015 21:36
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Top City Homo posted:why do they allow these beta bitches to live like monkeys BEHOLD! Gorgoth the Foul! The Gargantuan! That lures the children of the Unrepentant with his glowing box of Magic and devours them!
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Apr 9, 2015 21:37
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texaholic posted:yeah holy poo poo this is great, everyone needs to watch this. "hunting" by sitting on your rear end for hours and then shooting at something is the gayest form of hunting i mean if thats your poo poo then enjoy it but dont pretend theres anything cool or manly about it babypolis fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Apr 9, 2015 |
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Apr 9, 2015 21:41
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texaholic posted:drop off some porn too. lol they havent invented clothes yet, i'm pretty sure all they do is gently caress all day. theres a reason they dont want the white man coming to their island, it rules to be a Sentinelese and they want to keep it that way
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayoreo_people#People_in_contactquote:Ayoreo people in contact are struggling with poverty and discrimination, especially in the cities.[6][8] There are few jobs, so people often work as day laborers in construction or gardening.[6][8][14] Youth have few opportunities, so there is a desire for scholarships in hopes education will allow them to escape the current poverty.[6][14] Members sometimes turn to begging or prostitution in order to survive.[8][18] Ayoreo prostitutes are at a high risk for HIV, and they sometimes hide their condition and do not seek treatment in order to avoid discrimination from their community.[18] The Ayoreo tend to live in settlements together, such as the Degüi Community in Santa Cruz.[6][8] However, the settlements tend to be slums with poor conditions, such as houses made of mud and cane.[6][8] Discrimination is especially prevalent in the healthcare system, where Ayoreo people have to wait for extended periods of time to be seen, which can lead them to avoid seeking treatment.[8][18] In 2010, a group of Ayoreo-Atetadiegosode people in contact decided to return to their ancestral land to live a traditional lifestyle, and other groups may follow.[6] They moved to the city and couldn't find good work or any decent medical treatment. So they became whores and then they decided to move to woods because gently caress modern society.
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Apr 9, 2015 21:52
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maybe they should have bootstrapped harder loving losers
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Apr 9, 2015 21:55
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texaholic posted:yeah holy poo poo this is great, everyone needs to watch this. I like how he treats the animal after he kills it. It's actually sweet. Thanks the animal for giving its life and doesn't take any hillbilly trophy photos.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:04
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babypolis posted:"hunting" by sitting on your rear end for hours and then shooting at something is the gayest form of hunting What r u talking about, doesnt this hunter make you full of religious fear? 
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Apr 9, 2015 22:07
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wow hes so proud of killing a bird a zillion times less gay than him
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didnt we have a goon who built a drone that he used to kill pigs with Drone hunting is the future, never leave ur home
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steinrokkan posted:What r u talking about, doesnt this hunter make you full of religious fear? I fear to touch anything he has for a good long while.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:10
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A misanthrope posted:I like how he treats the animal after he kills it. It's actually sweet. Thanks the animal for giving its life and doesn't take any hillbilly trophy photos. yeah and you could see in his eyes that he genuinely felt bad for taking its life and respected the animal and the hunt. cool poo poo
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Apr 9, 2015 22:20
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A misanthrope posted:I like how he treats the animal after he kills it. It's actually sweet. Thanks the animal for giving its life and doesn't take any hillbilly trophy photos. to hunt it he has to literally get into that animals head, to think like it. more than once he lost the tracks and had to go into a weird kind of trance where he simulated the things mind to figure out where it ran. of course you are going to have respect for the animal that you had to become in order to kill. that video was amazing to watch
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Apr 9, 2015 22:22
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The animals sense the scent of the hunter, and take fright *reported from a helicopter hovering 100 ft away from the herd*
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Rutibex posted:lol they havent invented clothes yet, i'm pretty sure all they do is gently caress all day. theres a reason they dont want the white man coming to their island, it rules to be a Sentinelese and they want to keep it that way NatGeo titties are shameful titties
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Apr 9, 2015 22:28
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Early humans crossed the Bering Strait and found a pristine wilderness filled with giant lions, sabre toothed cats and short faced bears. They stayed. Some of them got this crazy idea like "Hey what if instead of hunting buffalo individually we just drive this whole herd off a cliff?" So they did that. This. Everyone has this image of humans going out as a hunting party to basically fight a loving 10-ton Columbian Mammoth with spears and poo poo. The truth is, even 30 thousand years ago, early humans were generally smart enough to say, gently caress that, and instead did things like scare a group of mammoths into stampeding off a cliff and then just eating whatever they could manage.
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Zzulu posted:didnt we have a goon who built a drone that he used to kill pigs with That was Bushman, he all so killed pigs with a spear which is appropriate for this thread.
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Apr 9, 2015 22:47
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The coolest part about early humans is no more loving student loan or just bills in general. You want to eat today, go kill or harvest some poo poo. You want a house build it your drat self.
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texaholic posted:The coolest part about early humans is no more loving student loan or just bills in general. You want to eat today, go kill or harvest some poo poo. You want a house build it your drat self. plus you only had to care about a few dozen ppl. everyone else was just as bad or worse than any animal
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Apr 9, 2015 22:49
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Primitive people worked for like three hours a day, including hunting.
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steinrokkan posted:Primitive people worked for like three hours a day, including hunting. yeah but even a medieval farmer worked way less than a modern human. im pretty sure the industrial revolution has been the worst for humanity in terms of labor required to survive what did they do with all their free time anyways? gently caress and raise children?
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Apr 9, 2015 22:55
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who came up with god and what were his friends' reactions
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Ferroque posted:who came up with god and what were his friends' reactions "You are cool for summing up all our superstitions into a single framework, let me blow you"
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steinrokkan posted:I think these pictures were either proven to be a hoax, or were actually taken in the Indian Ocean, where there is an island inhabited by extremely aggressive tribal people - aggressive to such a degree that the government formally owning the island has forbidden anybody from setting foot in there. I don't think it was a hoax, I think it was just reported stupidly by the press. Something about how they weren't unknown, but were still uncontacted by the strict definition of the word.
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steinrokkan posted:I think these pictures were either proven to be a hoax, or were actually taken in the Indian Ocean, where there is an island inhabited by extremely aggressive tribal people - aggressive to such a degree that the government formally owning the island has forbidden anybody from setting foot in there. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLErPqqCC54 also they should send in some Navy Seals equipped only with go-pro cameras and kabar knifes and only wearing a pair of those american flag gym shorts. Live broadcast the whole thing.
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Apr 9, 2015 23:08
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lets uplift these people into modern civilization and make them work at mcdonalds
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Pretty sure medieval farmers worked all the time.
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steinrokkan posted:What r u talking about, doesnt this hunter make you full of religious fear? That dude is a piece of poo poo. Anyway back to the topic of this thread please 
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Apr 9, 2015 23:34
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id probably have sexual relations with Gillian Anderson
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www posted:id probably have sexual relations with Gillian Anderson Fun fact: Neanderthals were ginger
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naem posted:Fun fact: Neanderthals were ginger apparently we all have a little Neanderthal DNA inside of us 
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www posted:apparently we all have a little Neanderthal DNA inside of us all except africans they are pure blood humans. makes you think
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