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Don Tacorleone posted:I just refer to them as m'lady "Good eventide fairest maiden. How farest thou? *tips fedora* "I have been admiring thee from afar..." *looks down at shoes* "...and I uhh, that is to say, wouldst thou perchance... umm...." *scurries away*
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Pawn 17 posted:"Good eventide fairest maiden. How farest thou? i bet that guy has a neckbeard
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i bet that guy has a neckbeard actually I can't seem to grow facial hair, thankfully I'm starting hormone therapy for gender reassignment next week
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Apr 9, 2015 03:00
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I usually call a woman "bitch" but when they're around I tone it down to "oval office".
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Girls are dudettes i prefer "chick" because it's like, "not girl," but i'm also not white so i can say "hey gurl" and chicks won't think "lol look at that white dude using ebonics" (instead they're like "lol look at that dude who isn't black but i can't really tell if he's like asian or middle eastern or native or what using ebonics")
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Otto von Ruthless posted:does this also apply to 'man'? actually now that i think about it i call everyone man too, just dude, man and bud basically and they all work for everyone
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Apr 9, 2015 04:02
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I'm sorry you've dated a lot of humorless brunettes, OP. You should find a cool chick, instead.
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Apr 9, 2015 04:38
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i like to call bras "tit holsters" and chicks "tit holster-holsters" you're welcome
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Apr 9, 2015 04:42
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the polite term is "creatures". make sure your face and throat are both scowling.
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Apr 9, 2015 04:48
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:the polite term is "creatures". make sure your face and throat are both scowling. Like John Lithgow when he called his wife a oval office in Dexter? Thats what im picturing. "Shut up... Creature."
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Gatekeeper posted:if you don't call everyone dude you're probably a piece of poo poo I say "dude" and "like" a lot. Like, a whole lot. Dude, like, you don't even know. I'm not even kidding I catch myself doing it all the time. I try to stop but can't.
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Apr 9, 2015 05:15
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i don't know how many times i told those boys, never call chicks broads
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Peta posted:Well, actually, "dudes" reveals a real culturally instilled value, viz., that there is a default gender and it's male The male pronouns have been neutered. We should do the same with the males.
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Apr 9, 2015 05:18
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it is only polite to call them 'hot cups of poozle'
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Apr 9, 2015 05:36
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"chick" and "broad" are outmoded and no longer offensive enough for my tastes so therefore i am going to begin using "trick" and "box"
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Apr 9, 2015 05:38
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OP, you are a big dirty turd and I bet you are also a fat chick
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Apr 9, 2015 05:39
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i travel alot for work and i handle alot of oil and gas clients in the midwest i hear "old lady" alot to mean wife or gf or bitch your fuckin its weird
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Apr 9, 2015 05:45
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VectorSigma posted:"chick" and "broad" are outmoded and no longer offensive enough for my tastes so therefore i am going to begin using "trick" and "box" You'd say "oval office" if you really wanted to be offensive
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Apr 9, 2015 05:56
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hot momma's
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Apr 9, 2015 05:56
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I just call all women cunts. Men, too.
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Apr 9, 2015 06:28
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your mom told me to call her a chick, op
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Apr 9, 2015 06:33
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If I can get money for nothing, I should be able to call them chick's for free.
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Apr 9, 2015 06:59
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But generally speaking, BS. Fux sake. I know many chicks, lots of gals, a few skirts and at least one floozy.
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Wicker Man posted:If I can get money for nothing, I should be able to call them chick's for free.
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imagine how hard it would be if you were an austrailian living in america, because people get all uppity when you call them cunts over here
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Apr 9, 2015 14:13
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Daughters of Eve, or else ratchet-rear end ho's. Very little in-between.
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serious lols if you use signifiers to categorize and reference
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Gammatron 64 posted:imagine how hard it would be if you were an austrailian living in america, because people get all uppity when you call them cunts over here I'm sure they'd get over it, with our ubiquitous boyish charm.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:33
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Splitarses.
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Personally, I try not to constantly deconstruct everything anyone ever says and just sort of figure out what they're trying to say by context. It's a lot less effort.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Personally, I try not to constantly deconstruct everything anyone ever says and just sort of figure out what they're trying to say by context. literally lol if you aren't carefully listening to and scrutinizing each and every word out of another person's mouth so you can call them a retard to strangers on an internet forum later
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I'm racial so I can get away with Seņoritas. It's just the right amount of casual and stupid. If you're a Seinfeld fan you should definitely go with Femeninas. And if you're Black the natural progression is Feminaynays. It's especially compelling because they will be rejecting you hard.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Personally, I try not to constantly deconstruct everything anyone ever says and just sort of figure out what they're trying to say by context. deconstructionism is about understanding that words only have meaning as given to them 
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Ocean Book posted:deconstructionism is about understanding that words only have meaning as given to them this is the 2nd stupidest post ive ever read right after that guy in the jewel robbery thread wondering why they dont engrave bar codes on gems
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Ocean Book posted:deconstructionism is about understanding that words only have meaning as given to them Yes, exactly.
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