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Man, I gotta say, I am really proud to be an American. This GI Bill is just great, I'm going to be the first person in my family to go to college and it really feels like the government has my back now that the war is over. Eisenhower is doing great things, and I am very excited to see what this new interstate system is going to be all about! Maybe I'll pop the kids in the car this summer and just take a long vacation, like everyone else does on my street. Yes, this is indeed the life. Go to school on the cheap, put my 20 years in at a job, and retire on a fat pension and spend the rest of my days fishing and being a granddad. Oh, and I bought a house the other week too!
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*coughs up blood* What's that Ray? Just changing out the brakes. *wheeze* Goddamn this is one hell of a cold!
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Apr 9, 2015 03:55
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Apr 9, 2015 03:56
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I'm sure glad I don't have to share bath rooms with the Negroes.
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Apr 9, 2015 03:58
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Hey check out this new disco album
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Apr 9, 2015 03:58
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Ya know, this music.. it isn't really my thing. Beatrice and I still enjoy the big band. The kids seem to like it, though. Too much pelvic trusts for me, but its probably harmless.
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Apr 9, 2015 03:58
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*Stays at home and is personally fulfilled through motherhood*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:00
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Nuclear winter is going to kill us all if the Russians don't do it first so let's cherish these last few precious moments we have.
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Apr 9, 2015 04:01
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gee whiz that's swell *is gay*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:02
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*has British accent for no loving good reason at all*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:03
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*smokes cigarettes cause they're healthy* *votes for a social security system that won't last for grandkids but fuggit, got mine*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:05
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*is 18* *has no college degree or work history* *gets full-time position after less than two weeks of job-hunting*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:10
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*Works for minimum wage at a factory* *Owns a house, 2 cars, a lake house and a speedboat all paid for* "I'm gonna teach my kids to work hard in life so they can have all the great things I have."
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Apr 9, 2015 04:16
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*Wife complains about me being a little hard on the Beaver*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:17
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i strangled a jap to death with the strap of my rifle and now im shuffling papers at a bank and self medicating with a bottle of whiskey every night
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Apr 9, 2015 04:19
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*sneers at interracial couple*
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Apr 9, 2015 04:37
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"Hope I'm still around in the year 2015 so I can take my rocket car to visit the grand kids on the moon!" *sixty years later* *is rotting in a geriatric care facility, penniless and unloved*
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Apr 9, 2015 23:53
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*drinks two martinis for lunch* *drinks a few cocktails with dinner* *on Saturday, drinks a couple beer, takes the kids downtown, and points out the derelicts in the alley* "Don't end up like that, kids"
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Apr 9, 2015 23:58
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Three TV channels? How could I possibly watch them all?
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Apr 10, 2015 00:48
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*works a part job over the summer to completely cover tuition for the next school year* *has a hard time seeing anyone who isn't white as 100% human*
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things are still terrible for me, a poor person, but this thread is about the middle class.. not gay black me...
TEAYCHES fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 00:51
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that james dean is a hell of an actor, he's gonna go places
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Linux Pirate posted:ASBESTOS STEVE MCQUEEN
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*can't even conceive of a homosexual as being anything but a sinister pervert*
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*is white*
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Apr 10, 2015 00:58
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"i can afford a house, car, and children straight out of high school, what the hell do i need this union for?"
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*walked to school barefoot* *picked stones for farmers when work wasn't available* *endured the Hungry 30s and 40s to make something of themselves and raise a family about now* *sees the eradication of TB and the successful growth of all offspring into adulthood* *lives long enough to watch their successful offspring berate their grandchildren for being as jobless as they were and not even able to pick stones*
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Oh Hell No posted:*is 18* He had a strong handshake and a fine haircut not unlike that boy who took over center field for Joltin' Joe a few winters past. I've got a strong feeling about this one Meredith.
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Apr 10, 2015 01:12
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Console Role Player posted:"Hope I'm still around in the year 2015 so I can take my rocket car to visit the grand kids on the moon!" Those boomers sure messed up, they were supposed to get a free meal and be dead before the bill came!
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Apr 10, 2015 01:17
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I love lovely boring music for gay nerds
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Apr 10, 2015 01:18
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"Boy, this DuMont Network sure looks great on my giant 19 inch Philco!"
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Apr 10, 2015 01:30
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*complains about wife's coffee* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VprIbx4QkPc
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Apr 10, 2015 01:35
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gets lynched
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Apr 10, 2015 01:40
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Once I had it all: wife two kids two cars a house no college degree the american dream. but it wasn't enough, ya see, I was bored, I was greedy I had to have more so one night I follows this blonde into a jazz club and next thing I knows I was flipped out of my mind on jive and lost it all
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Apr 10, 2015 02:23
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gently caress you op
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Apr 10, 2015 02:39
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I bolt fenders on cars for a living, Im about to buy a lake house
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Apr 10, 2015 07:15
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*Due to having both veterinarian and military experience is hired by the government of Mexico to go down there and machinegun herds of foot-and-mouth infected cattle. The peons whose lives I just destroyed try to kill me as I sleep.*
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Apr 10, 2015 07:40
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i strangled a jap to death with the strap of my rifle and now im shuffling papers at a bank and self medicating with a bottle of whiskey every night
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:i strangled a jap to death with the strap of my rifle and now im shuffling papers at a bank and self medicating with a bottle of whiskey every night Coincidentally, I drank a bottle of whiskey during the war and now I'm working at a bank and strangling a jap every night (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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*gets a union job that pays well* *votes republican*
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