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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

so what?

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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

No. 6 posted:

so what?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
pee on her. she'll think she did it to herself. it's the perfect crime.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
probably put her in bed and tuck her in op.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:

pee on her. she'll think she did it to herself. it's the perfect crime.

do it

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I gave her a pillow and blanket. Not gonna pee on my nice pillow and blanket.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Situation as it exists

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lol why would you bring her a pilow and blanket and not just put her in bed. she should divorce your rear end and take the house and kids and leave you alone with just a revolver to kill yourself with in a walmart parking lot

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
Start documenting this poo poo so you're prepared for the impending divorce.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
leave the house and never come back.

leave a note on the fridge saying you went to the gas station to get cigarettes.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I tried to get her to bed but she mumbled about getting sick. She wants to stay there for a while.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


No. 6 posted:

Situation as it exists



:eyepop: pee on her

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
she looks cute op, can we see some more pics?

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

so what so what you boring little gently caress

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Wizchine posted:

Start documenting this poo poo so you're prepared for the impending divorce.

Done that. I have burst photos of her stumbling around in her undies while giving me the finger.

cool tree bro
Jul 27, 2010
OP stop posting pics of your wife on somethingawful before a goon identifies who you are and posts pics of your sister all over the forums

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

stand on the scale and take a picture

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Necc0 posted:

so what so what you boring little gently caress

so what? :smug:

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Otto von Ruthless posted:

WELL WHO CARES!?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

She might be better off on the bathroom floor. quick access to the toilet.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

cool tree bro posted:

OP stop posting pics of your wife on somethingawful before a goon identifies who you are and posts pics of your sister all over the forums

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Ferroque posted:

stand on the scale and take a picture

I'm fat now.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
Pee on her.

SkyEnzo
Mar 8, 2015

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
Put a frying pan with a box of eggs next to her head so when she wakes up she knows what you want from her.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
well at least your bathroom isn't filthy

DOMDOM
Apr 28, 2007

Fun Shoe
Draw a dick on her face, stat

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
this may be the only chance you'll get to pee on her, op. think about it.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Do whatever you need to to bump the "I had sex" thread.

EDIT: Left the window open for a while. Since this is real you probably shouldn't.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lotta people advocating golden showers in this thread...



:mrgw:

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Managed to carry her into bed. Time for snuggles and sleep. Goodnight goons.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

No. 6 posted:

so what?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
voting thread a three

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Under the vegetable posted:

probably put her in bed and tuck her in op.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


No. 6 posted:

Managed to carry her into bed. Time for snuggles and sleep. Goodnight goons.

smooth move

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


No. 6 posted:

Managed to carry her into bed. Time for snuggles and sleep. Goodnight goons.

calling cops

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


VendaGoat posted:

voting thread a three

im going with 4 because in the end he did the right thing. though if he peed on her id definitely give a 5

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

No. 6 posted:

I'm fat now.



BEBI

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
op's wife is probably being raped right now

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A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Boner Zone posted:

op's wife is probably being raped right now

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