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Ocean Book posted:cool. anyway just masturbate in the bathroom to answer your original question this is the solution imo
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Use an encrypted and portable storage device. Fap anytime, anywhere.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:44
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How the gently caress would I know?
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Apr 9, 2015 15:44
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If you're comfortable enough to live together, you should be comfortable enough to admit to porn watching.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:46
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loving cum on her head while she sleep, bitch
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BigBoss posted:If you're comfortable enough to live together, you should be comfortable enough to admit to porn watching. Lol OK pal what are we, adults???
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Every girl seems OK with you watching porn until you two get serious and move in and then it becomes an issue. ..about the same time you aren't allowed to have any other female friends and she starts monitoring when your mother/sister calls? Man your girlfriend is wack. Snap your fingers, tell her to do her goddamn duty and stick it in her pooper.
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West SAAB Story posted:..about the same time you aren't allowed to have any other female friends and she starts monitoring when your mother/sister calls? Man your girlfriend is wack. Snap your fingers, tell her to do her goddamn duty and stick it in her pooper. Do you have my house under surveillance or something
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Do you have my house under surveillance or something Uh. Uhhh. No.
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Stoic Commie posted:loving cum on her head while she sleep, bitch Make her your porn, but not in the stupid-rear end fake "true love" never-actually-happens-like-that way. Do it in the really invasive disturbing way that would terrify her if she knew and will actually get you hard.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:49
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Why do you need pornography if you have a girlfriend
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Apr 9, 2015 16:19
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what? don't adjust. if she sees you jerking and gets all cross just be like poo poo come sit on my face while i do this and we both laughin
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Apr 9, 2015 16:23
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opus111 posted:i lived witha girl once but she was into it. that was years ago and my tastes have... expanded since then and its no longer girl friendly. it's ok OP some girls are into troon porn too
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Apr 9, 2015 16:24
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JebanyPedal posted:People who watch porn are insane homosexuals, if you were actually a straight male you would watch people being tortured to death in sandy pits with long jabs of rusty spears. same or just you know, regular tv shows and stuff
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Apr 9, 2015 16:25
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"hey im gonna finish this movie in the living room so i don't keep you up. gnite babe" kiss her on the head, run to the living room and beat it happily
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Apr 9, 2015 16:25
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i'm curious as to what the op is cranking his hog to that he can't let the world find out about. something wildly illegal or just japanese face pooping action? probably best to assume the worst around here
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Apr 9, 2015 16:40
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Why do you need girlfriend if you have a pornography
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Apr 9, 2015 17:06
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LOL if you "move in with a girl" and she doesn't move in with you. Welcome to bitchmade territory, might as well just cut off your dick while your at it
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Apr 9, 2015 17:11
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Ein cooler Typ posted:Why do you need pornography if you have a girlfriend
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Apr 9, 2015 17:15
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Sometimes your girlfriend doesn't have an arm length dick you can lust after
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Apr 9, 2015 17:35
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Just get all passive aggressive when you want to jack it, and she'll leave you alone for a little bit. Then jack it, and then go over to where she is and pretend nothing happened.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:47
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I have lived with three girls, including my wife, and my advice is to have more sex with people and less sex with yourself. Also use porn when she is out with her buddies!
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Apr 9, 2015 18:28
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GiantAmazonianOtter posted:I just moved in with my boyfriend and he refuses to tell me when/what kind of porn he watches. That means he watches some heinous poo poo, fyi.
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Apr 9, 2015 18:32
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opus111 posted:that was years ago and my tastes have... expanded since then and its no longer girl friendly. Can you elaborate on this OP, like are we talking illegal, violent\abusive, or just weird?
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Apr 9, 2015 18:35
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less tranny porn i guess
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Matey posted:Rent a second apartment near the one you and your gf live in and use it as a kill site/dismemberment station Fixed for OP. OP be creepin'
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Apr 9, 2015 18:35
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Ocean Book posted:cool. anyway just masturbate in the bathroom to answer your original question ever tried to jack to a 3.5" screen held in one hand and flipping thru pics and videos?
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Apr 9, 2015 18:38
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:I have lived with three girls, including my wife, and my advice is to have more sex with people and less sex with yourself. Also use porn when she is out with her buddies! sorry but tbh you sound abit of a gay and a shitebag m8 if your hiding your pron from your bird. but shes prob hiding something from you too aswell tbf. lol
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What's a "girl"?
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Wicker Man posted:What's a "girl"? Girls have a vuhjunga Boys have a dangus For your healf.
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:I have lived with three girls, including my wife, and my advice is to have more sex with people and less sex with yourself. Also use porn when she is out with her buddies! It's absolutely unreasonable to think that your girl or guy will be there every time you want to get off, and it's really crazy to suggest abstention because you can't share your bodily juices and grunts with someone else.
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Wicker Man posted:What's a "girl"? its what the homos and the peados call birds m8. proper sick as.
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Apr 9, 2015 18:43
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Full Metal Jackass posted:Every girl seems OK with you watching porn until you two get serious and move in and then it becomes an issue. Then you watch porn furtively on the toilet on your phone/iPad etc and she thinks you're taking terrible huge poops all the time
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Apr 9, 2015 18:56
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naem posted:Then you watch porn furtively on the toilet on your phone/iPad etc and she thinks you're taking terrible huge poops all the time Its like you guys have cameras in my house
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Apr 9, 2015 18:58
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Date a woman who doesn't give a poo poo
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hemophilia posted:It's absolutely unreasonable to think that your girl or guy will be there every time you want to get off, and it's really crazy to suggest abstention because you can't share your bodily juices and grunts with someone else. Also being alone is fun sometimes especially if you've just been having sex with the same person for years
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Apr 9, 2015 19:01
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Darth123123 posted:ever tried to jack to a 3.5" screen held in one hand and flipping thru pics and videos? kids these days and their "but this full-length porn video is only 720p with stereo sound and 32-bit color, boo hoo hoo"  go spend a decade with the sears catalog, then we'll talk
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Apr 9, 2015 19:23
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It really does depend what kind of porn you are watching but since this thread is hypothetical and you don't have a gf, what you should do is find a broken girl who is not just OK with your weird sicko porn, but one who will jerk you off while watching it with you.
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Apr 9, 2015 19:32
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seriously though, ive been masturbating without porn an its a lot more enjoyable.
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- hi
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Ocean Book posted:seriously though, ive been masturbating without porn an its a lot more enjoyable. What, you just think about Christ?
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