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"argh I hope he doesn't hit my caramel macchiato" 
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Apr 10, 2015 00:21
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white cop knew the black guy was faster
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Apr 10, 2015 00:23
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*Trips on diaper pants*
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Apr 10, 2015 00:23
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I think the phrase "running" is very ableist and now you've triggered me, which police department do i call about this.
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Apr 10, 2015 00:25
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*is too skinny to be hit
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Apr 10, 2015 00:34
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*runs away in uncontrollable panic screaming and crying with his arms flailing knowing hes going to prison if he somehow survives this, then gets shot 7 times and bleeds to death as the police officers plant a gun on him*
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Apr 10, 2015 00:40
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Not you too, Sheng-ji Yang! 
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Apr 10, 2015 00:44
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:"argh I hope he doesn't hit my caramel macchiato" this almost makes all the others ones worth it, if im being honest. i chuckled, voted 3
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Apr 10, 2015 00:45
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*tries to call mom but accidently orders a pizza with 1-click from Dominoe's Pizza Parade™ app*
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Apr 10, 2015 00:47
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click the fruity tag, there are literally 40 ITT hipster threads lmao
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Apr 10, 2015 00:48
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ITT + X + Hipster = 
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Apr 10, 2015 00:52
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you don't understand officer, i only really listen to atmosphere and aesop rock!!
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Apr 10, 2015 01:10
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*bleeding out* should have... happened... to retarded clown.... ughhhhh
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Apr 10, 2015 01:11
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*last thoughts before shot in back* is this the end of childish gambino?
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Apr 10, 2015 01:11
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all black hipsters that i see remind me of Urkel.
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Apr 10, 2015 01:16
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ElectricSheep posted:*last thoughts before shot in back* lol no he'll have a tantrum on social media and quit dying halfway through his death throes
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Apr 10, 2015 01:17
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*dies, but only ironically*
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Apr 10, 2015 01:17
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Otto von Ruthless posted:this almost makes all the others ones worth it, if im being honest.
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Apr 10, 2015 01:18
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Alan Smithee posted:*is too skinny to be hit
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Apr 10, 2015 01:20
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*dies holding a streaming YouTube selfie stick to capture own death*
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Apr 10, 2015 12:38
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*Unable to run in drainpipe jeans and unlaced pink hi-tops.* *Smashes cop in face with MacBook Pro and rides away on fixie.* *Steals cop's taser and then escapes to third floor walk-up in Park Slope. Hears the sound of the activated taser and samples it into EDM project. Pitchfork rates it 10* Count Freebasie fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 13:33
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:"argh I hope he doesn't hit my caramel macchiato" the humour here comes on two levels (1) cops shoot black people due to ongoing racial and socioeconomic tension (2) hipsters like faggy coffee
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Apr 10, 2015 13:40
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*gets hit* "I'm not black enough for this poo poo" *expires*
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Apr 10, 2015 13:43
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Neurosis posted:the humour here comes on two levels 
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Apr 10, 2015 13:53
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kind of a mean spirited thread
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Apr 10, 2015 13:59
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Neurosis posted:the humour here comes on two levels aren't hipsters more into black coffee brewed in elaborate contraptions while they talk about the elevation the beans were grown at?
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Apr 10, 2015 15:06
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ashgromnies posted:aren't hipsters more into black coffee brewed in elaborate contraptions while they talk about the elevation the beans were grown at? i don't know... maybe there are hidden depths to this joke?
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Apr 10, 2015 15:14
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did you know that when cops see a black man running they shoot him to death? its because all black men are considered "fleeing felons" a lil bit of cop logic for you all 
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Apr 10, 2015 15:16
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Neurosis posted:the humour here comes on two levels i think this is a parody of dozens of bad threads
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Apr 10, 2015 15:20
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toggle posted:kind of a mean spirited thread
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Apr 10, 2015 15:20
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Parallax Scroll posted:i think this is a parody of dozens of bad threads poe's law claims another scalp...
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Apr 10, 2015 16:06
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Neurosis posted:poe's law claims another scalp... it claims you bitch 
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Apr 10, 2015 16:09
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Orange juice in coffee is good!!
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