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Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


old chub

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
Hite

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
now you guys are just making poo poo up

DeepQantas
Jan 13, 2008

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
They're all the same second time around.

Would be easier to compare beers I haven't drank yet.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Rolling rock. It taste like loving piss

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
that apple beer from unibroue or red stripe

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
rolling rock is... alright

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

The Protagonist posted:

rolling rock is... alright

Rolling Rock is truly terrible.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Under the vegetable posted:

that apple beer from unibroue

Dude really? Ephemere sucks?

:smith:

Edit: on an Rolling Rock has sucked since it got taken over

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

VendaGoat posted:

Dude really? Ephemere sucks?

:smith:

loving hipsters.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

redshirt posted:

Rolling Rock is truly terrible.

you're terrible

but seriously idgi rr is like, passable. i'd drink it over natty, maybe pass it for a pbr

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic
Probably Banana Bread Beer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Divine Styler posted:

Probably Banana Bread Beer.

Ok, now I know you're all just trolling ;)

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



i had one of these from a mexican brewery and yep, worst thing in the world. like drinking acid

flagella
Feb 26, 2011

the sweetness of our dreams,
like mountains made of steam.

Augmented Dickey posted:

This one case of overcarbonated crazy mountain amber ale that my liquor store has been selling for $2.50 per 6 pack for over two years

tell me more, is it so incredibly bad that even alcoholics don't buy it or do they have so much of it that the stock has lasted two years?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Heineken always tastes kinda like puke to me.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

VendaGoat posted:

Dude really? Ephemere sucks?

:smith:

Edit: on an Rolling Rock has sucked since it got taken over

i dont know maybe i got a bad bottle or something. it just tasted flat and boring and left an aftertaste in my mouth like one of the multiple times i've eaten moldy bread because i didn't actually look at the sandwich i was making. i like everything else i had by them

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
i used to drink to taste now i'm on a strict ABV:USD ratio regimen, i drink a lot of malt liquor and bumwine

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Heineken always tastes kinda like puke to me.

It's the green bottles, same problem for Rolling Rock.

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
Gandhi-Bot pale ale from NEB Co.
Used 5 out of the 6 pack for target practice.

Fansy posted:

A cigar-flavored homebrew porter

wat?...

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
HEINEKEN!? gently caress THAT poo poo.

PABST. BLUE. RIBBON.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
green bottle skunk taste

i actually kinda like it, the chinese green bottle beer tsing-tao especially

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
one time I drank a steel reserve that I found in a toilet tank in a hotel.

that was actually the best beer I ever drank.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



VendaGoat posted:

Rolling Rock has sucked since it got taken over

loving tragedy, right here.

Also, Old Chub is real. Real bad. Absolute zero isn't cold enough to make it drinkable.

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
I drink Natty Ice on the reg so my beer opinions are invalid but Heady Topper is loving awesome, I dunno if they've expanded out of Vermont yet but it's hard to find even here since its a tiny brewery and the demand is crazy strong.

Also is there really a beer called Old Chub cause lol.

Aperture Priority
May 4, 2009

~~*~~Is Dream~~*~~
:coolfish::3::coolfish:

Family member gave me a random assortment of beers once. One was in a green bottle shaped like Buddha. I spat out the first sip and dumped the rest. Goddamn that was nasty.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

You've obviously never had OB I'm assuming.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Aperture Priority posted:

Family member gave me a random assortment of beers once. One was in a green bottle shaped like Buddha. I spat out the first sip and dumped the rest. Goddamn that was nasty.

????

A Friendly Horse
Dec 28, 2013
actualyl

warm

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






The only beer I actually poured into a sink as an underage college student.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Infidel Castro posted:

The only beer I actually poured into a sink as an underage college student.

But it's quintuple distilled!???

SanitysEdge
Jul 28, 2005
I drink a lot of macrobrew lagers, microbrew ales, and homebrews. The only beer I dont like that ive tried is Milwaukee's Best Ice.

I havent tried a lot of malt liquor.

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
your piss op

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
non-alcoholic St. Pauli Girl that I bought a six pack of by accident

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




SanitysEdge posted:

I drink a lot of macrobrew lagers, microbrew ales, and homebrews. The only beer I dont like that ive tried is Milwaukee's Best Ice.

I havent tried a lot of malt liquor.

Malt Liquor is basically beer with more alcohol and all flavour that can't be described as somewhere between corn and piss taken out. Sure, some of them are moderately drinkable (Colt 45), but for the most part they're loving awful.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
it was an IPA called frankenlager that I bought because I liked the art on the label

I was expecting a lager, based on the name, but of course if a bottle has creative art on it it has to be a disgustingly hoppy IPA that literally tastes worse than peyote

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
since non-alcohol beer is probably cheating I think the worst was some english cask beer I ordered at a pub in Manchester that was, like too many craft ales, ridiculously hopped and tasted indistinguishable from detergent

say what you will about Busch, Budweiser, Coors Lite and all the other shitass domestic macrobrews, but at least they have far too little flavor when served cold instead of tasting like someone got halfway though cleaning the bar's lines and forgot to finish

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Apr 10, 2015

Advice
Feb 17, 2007

Je veux ton amour
Et je veux ton revanche
Je veux ton amour
I don't wanna be friends

couldn't be this one, this one won awards and apparently has "great taste"

I like Heineken, I read once that it's one of the only beers available everywhere that has no GMOs of any kind but maybe I'm an idiot for buying into the anti-GMO thing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Rolling Rock is kinda foul too but not unforgivably so

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
basically I've spend a long time deliberately developing a taste for cheapass brew you can buy cases of at a gas station

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