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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:rauchbier is probably the single most disappointing beer style I've ever tried in my life I guess it doesn't travel well because it's amazing here  ........ Schlenkerla Oak Smoke 
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Bud Ice. Couldn't finish it. It was a travesty.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:11
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Put any beer infront of me and I will drink it.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:13
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you kids ever hear of a thing called ..... poop beer? 
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Apr 10, 2015 22:30
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Steel Reserve. Jesus gently caress that poo poo is vile.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:32
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ive never had just keystone. i drink keystone ice as my main and i've had so many worse beers that i just kinda laugh when people make a face when they see me purchasing it
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Apr 10, 2015 22:36
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canadian bad beer this poo poo is the loving worst there are 6% and 10% versions, each tasting more like cat piss then the one before
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Apr 10, 2015 22:37
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Apr 10, 2015 22:38
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that's cool, they even show you which cat pissed into the bottle.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:38
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one time I went to this party and the only thing in the whole house was CUM BEER!!!
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Apr 10, 2015 22:57
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so many wimps itt who can't drink ipas, it's hilarious
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Apr 10, 2015 23:40
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Wall Balls posted:so many wimps itt who can't drink ipas, it's hilarious Lol yeah drinking ipas is cool
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Apr 11, 2015 00:01
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yet another person mentioned ipa tasting like soap so i am legit wondering if hops have something in them that works like cilantro
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Apr 11, 2015 00:13
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maybe they use exclusively soap made with grapefruit peel
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Apr 11, 2015 00:44
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Those Cave Creek chili beers are truly horrible. I remember buying a 6 pack, drinking one and throwing away the rest. That's the only time I've ever thrown away beer. Even poo poo like Old Milwaukee or Natty you can choke down, but not this bile.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:06
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abita purple haze
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Apr 11, 2015 05:07
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Apr 11, 2015 05:23
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One time I was at this bar and they had this special on SEWER BEER!!! Gross!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 11, 2015 05:25
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Wall Balls posted:so many wimps itt who can't drink ipas, it's hilarious you're right, beer shouldn't be enjoyed, it should be used like hot sauce to demonstrate who can tolerate the most intense flavors good point 
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Apr 11, 2015 05:27
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:yet another person mentioned ipa tasting like soap so i am legit wondering if hops have something in them that works like cilantro If it tastes soapy its a fault with the beer. Prolong times on the trub. I'm on my phone so have a copypaste. quote:Soapy flavors can caused by not washing your glass very well, but they can also be produced by the fermentation conditions. If you leave the beer in the primary fermentor for a relatively long period of time after primary fermentation is over ("long" depends on the style and other fermentation factors), soapy flavors can result from the breakdown of fatty acids in the trub. Soap is, by definition, the salt of a fatty acid; so you are literally tasting soap.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:32
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Giblet Plus! posted:you're right, beer shouldn't be enjoyed, it should be used like hot sauce to demonstrate who can tolerate the most intense flavors Better head back to that white bread and milk. It would a shame to harm that sensitive tongue.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:39
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some people just like bitter flavors.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:44
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Professor of Cats posted:Steel Reserve
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Apr 11, 2015 05:52
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Farking Bastage posted:Steel Reserve. Jesus gently caress that poo poo is vile.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:53
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exmorte posted:Also steel reserve its like beer vomit in can form.
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Apr 11, 2015 05:57
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I am no stranger to awful beers. I used to burn through twelvers of Lucky Lager, Meister Bräu, Old Mil and Rainier because I was too cheap to buy Bud. I've gotten wrecked on just about every crap brew-of-the-moment from the big conglomos, and all their regular poo poo too. Far as I can tell, I've gotten drunk on just about everything named in this thread so far. None of them, no matter how watery, musky, metallic and foul, has ever compared to this poo poo:  This. This is the worst beer that exists, or ever will. Have you ever taken an accidental swig from an open bottle of cheap brew that's been sitting out all night with a nice fat cigarette butt marinating in the bottom? That is , and I say this with complete sincerity and lack of hyperbole, exactly what this poo poo tastes like. It's not just the worst beer I've ever tasted, it is — short of some expired milk-based cocktails I got from the dollar store that one time — the most vile liquid I have ever put in my mouth. I finished the goddamn 12-pack anyway, because I'm hard like that, but a little piece of joy inside me died forever that night. Consider yourselves properly warned.
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At university I was invited to a party by the girl I liked. A mate of mine pre-gamed with me at a lovely pub in Carlton, (Percys). We get tipsy, and then head to the party. Once at the party, I get sidelined with some goober friend of hers in a side room doing shots, whilst the girl I had a crush on proceeds to make the moves on my mate. When I found out about it, (a mutual friend came and told me), I was drinking a bottle of Tooheys New. As bad as that beer is normally, that particular bottle turned to ash and cinder in my mouth. And that is that worst beer I have ever drunk. I hope you are happy Penny and Tom.
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Apr 11, 2015 06:22
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Nooner posted:you kids ever hear of a thing called ..... poop beer?
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Apr 11, 2015 07:41
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I got a Shiner grapefruit beer because it was really cheap and Shiner usually does ok, but it turns out it was really cheap because this was the worst beer. Just enough grapefruit flavor to completely ruin any beer flavor, and just enough beer flavor to gently caress up the grapefruit taste.
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Apr 11, 2015 17:04
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I haven't run across anything I can't finish. But I've also avoided a lot of the worst stuff. I would say Steel Reserve or Champale.  This poo poo doesn't taste bad going down, but it gave me one of the worst hangovers I have ever had. Piercing headache, couldn't see poo poo, couldn't keep food down. It was kind of a joke that ended up being one of the worst pranks I could've played on myself.
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Apr 11, 2015 17:57
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Labatt bourbon barrel ale is the most disgusting swill I've ever had the misfortune of trying. Most "bad" beer is just watery and lacks character and definition, but this is like, actively offensive. I'd rather drink diet soda, even, as the taste of chemical death is more subtle.
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Apr 11, 2015 18:04
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Bimmi posted:I am no stranger to awful beers. I used to burn through twelvers of Lucky Lager, Meister Bräu, Old Mil and Rainier because I was too cheap to buy Bud. I've gotten wrecked on just about every crap brew-of-the-moment from the big conglomos, and all their regular poo poo too. Far as I can tell, I've gotten drunk on just about everything named in this thread so far. Fortune is actually really good and you're an idiot.
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Apr 11, 2015 18:34
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Old English 800 High Gravity Milwaukee's Best Light Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA, and I love IPAs Leinenkugel's Berry Weiss
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Apr 11, 2015 19:20
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funzo2226 posted:cold steel reserve is bad, but warm steel reserve is the worst beer on the planet. bud clamato is also bad. never seen a beer that had a shellfish allergy warning on it before that. Yeah actually the other tomato bud (bloody Mary?) is the worst one I ever had as well and thanks for reminding me that abomination still exists. I think that is the only beer I ever threw out.
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Apr 11, 2015 19:43
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I literally like nearly every beer that's been put in front of me and I really enjoy strong gueuze lambics, but shock top honey bourbon cask wheat is the only beer I've ever poured out for really just tasting like straight up vomit some other guy did me the favor of explaining the taste: 
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Apr 11, 2015 19:57
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Has anyone mentioned Beer 30 yet? Because theres nothing worse in the world than Beer 30.
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Apr 11, 2015 20:02
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Nigmaetcetera posted:it was an IPA called frankenlager that I bought because I liked the art on the label I cant be arsed to check the whole thread because I've got a bottle of 'Owd Rodger' to drink but if you think IPA's are disgusting, hand your "grown up's" card in right now and drink some Foster's 
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Why is it high gravity lager for white people and malt liquor for poors/minorities ? I assumed they were the same thing, just different marketing.
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