Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

The Dregs posted:

Dogfish Head 120 minute IPA, something like that. tasted like straight Pine Sol. IPA snobs ruined beer for a while there.

Also, my dad used to drink this poo poo when I was a teenager. One time my friends bribed him into letting me off restriction by giving him a half full bottle of this poo poo left over from the last night's partying. He's a bit of an alcoholic.



label rules

LASER
LASER
LASER
LASER

*dancehall airhorn*

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
becks is pretty loving terrible

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

The Dregs posted:

Dogfish Head 120 minute IPA, something like that. tasted like straight Pine Sol. IPA snobs ruined beer for a while there.


You're dumb. poo poo's good. 90 minute is better though.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Most beers are drinkable, but anything over 8% is just too much of a chore to be worth it.

Also Trader Joe's Simple Times lager must have corn syrup added or something, it is flat out nasty

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

becks is pretty loving terrible

Lol maybe not "good" but not even close to being the worst beer

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Most beers are drinkable, but anything over 8% is just too much of a chore to be worth it.

WHelp, I think I might put you on ignore.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

You're dumb. poo poo's good. 90 minute is better though.

What does it taste like, besides Pine Sol? Do you like the taste of Pine Sol?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



real answer: vb

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

VendaGoat posted:

WHelp, I think I might put you on ignore.

Lol what a sperg you exposed yourself as

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Lol what a sperg you exposed yourself as

I'll kill myself just for you sweety

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

VendaGoat posted:

I'll kill myself just for you sweety

It's just like, why choke down 10% beer. If I'm trying to get real drunk I'll just do shots of hard liquor

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
This thread is making me miss Red Dog, a quality poo poo beer that does the job and is still passable. I think it still exists in some places, it's like lucking into a box of Boo Berry or something on the east coast at least.

Worst beer is Shock Top Shockolate Wheat. Friends brought over a six pack, drank half a bottle, left the rest. It tastes like someone just poured Hershey's Syrup into a glass bottle. loving abysmal.

Tato fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Apr 14, 2015

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




300+ post thread so I'm sure it's been mentioned. Much worse than anything the cartels will ever do to me personally

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

It's just like, why choke down 10% beer. If I'm trying to get real drunk I'll just do shots of hard liquor

I enjoy beer, I enjoy being inebriated.

If you want to be hosed up, then sure, go drink a bottle of Jager. You loving Plebeian.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
The beer my uncle gave me that one time when I was 10.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
There's worse, I'm sure, but this was pretty vile.



Cheap though

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
If you drink ipa youre probably an rear end in a top hat.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

how me a frog posted:

If you drink ipa youre probably an rear end in a top hat.

:grin:

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
One time I had a sour beer that tasted like eating a lemon out of a trappist monk's butthole.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

its not beer but the single worst thing i ever had was a mott's clamato pre-mixed caesar with bacon flavor

it actually smelled and tasted like rotten meat

couldnt get more than a sip in without gagging

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Baxter posted:

There's worse, I'm sure, but this was pretty vile.



Cheap though

Mickeys hand grenades are the liquid you water your rapeseed with so that they'll grow into fratboys.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

VendaGoat posted:

I enjoy beer, I enjoy being inebriated.

If you want to be hosed up, then sure, go drink a bottle of Jager. You loving Plebeian.

wow such hostility....all I'm looking for is a beer that goes down easier than your mother :twisted:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have no idea what was up with this guy, but I had a friend named Chuckley (went by Chu [pronunced like "CHEW"]) back in school and the only thing this cat ever wanted to drink was FART BEERS oh man that kid was a cut up


VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

wow such hostility....all I'm looking for is a beer that goes down easier than your mother :twisted:

Brewers have been trying to do this for longer than both of us have been alive.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

been drinking lots of pilsners since the IPA backlash hit pretty hard here

there is one from a vancouver brewery called steamworks and its one of the best IMO

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Bohemia pilsner is my fave cheap beer

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.

Beer 30 (actual title). it was the just the worst

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
pilsners are another beer that are either really good or loving wretched

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

pilsners are another beer that are either really good or loving wretched

they're all bad and boring

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spanish Manlove posted:

they're all bad and boring

nah Scrimshaw Pilsner owns

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Pilsners™, for when you just want a beer.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Pilsners™, yep definitely a beer.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
I had a redbridge once. Once. You know, that gluten free version of budweiser.

Agreed with everyone on page 2 that Old Chubb is loving awful

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

VendaGoat posted:

Pilsners™, for when you just want a beer.

People list macro pilsners as "undrinkable" are lol to me. How retarded and up your own rear end do you have to be to be unable to handle the most drinkable beer possible?

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Ferroque posted:

i'll tell you what is the best beer and it is Genesee Cream Ale

I agree with you 100%. My Dad's from Ohio, so when he found out that our local Florida liquor store started carrying it, he got really excited and made me go with him to get a 6-pack. Owns.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBoss posted:

People list macro pilsners as "undrinkable" are lol to me. How retarded and up your own rear end do you have to be to be unable to handle the most drinkable beer possible?

Their perspective; Pilsners™, simple beer for "simple" folk.

The perspective that made it so popular, in the USA; Pilsners™, tastes good, easy to drink, doesn't cost much. "Tastes Great, Less Filling"


To answer your question directly; they have become the Ouroboros

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

nah Scrimshaw Pilsner owns

I regretfully disagree with your dumb opinions and laugh at your lack of taste, vacuous knowledge of quality, and persistence in banality. Good day sir.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
NOW That's What I Call Pilsner 22!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
Metropolitan Flywheel is an extremely decent munich pils. Pilsner is a pleasant loving style.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

RVT
Nov 5, 2003

BigBoss posted:

People list macro pilsners as "undrinkable" are lol to me. How retarded and up your own rear end do you have to be to be unable to handle the most drinkable beer possible?

This. I've never had Miller Fortune but there is no way that it is even close to as bad as that Mexican chili beer or other small batch terrible idea beers.

  • Locked thread