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Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

that apple beer from unibroue or red stripe

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 05:04

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:58

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

VendaGoat posted:

Dude really? Ephemere sucks?

Edit: on an Rolling Rock has sucked since it got taken over

i dont know maybe i got a bad bottle or something. it just tasted flat and boring and left an aftertaste in my mouth like one of the multiple times i've eaten moldy bread because i didn't actually look at the sandwich i was making. i like everything else i had by them

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 05:11

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

honestly the only really decent beer unibroue makes is trois pistoles.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:37

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

actually it's that or maudite, i guess. but neither are as good as chimay or any other belgian strong dark that's actually from belgium imo

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:38

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

you said that about fin du monde before, lol.

though i guess most of unibroue's beers taste like that. gotta be fair.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:40

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

you know what else is a really lovely craft beer, "pumking" by southern tier. that basically tastes like drinking a bottle of rotten sugar with pumpkin spice in it. there's no subtlety to it at all and it's pure overblown sweetness. the absolute worst of the seasonal pumpkin beers

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:43

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

i actually really like the russian river wine barrel aged sour beers.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:44

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

i like hops and the time of year you can get wet-hopped harvest season beers is my favorite time

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:46

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Pivotal Lever posted:

a couple years ago i heard sour beers are gonna be the new ipa on the block, i'll concede that it's possible that some of them are good

they won't be, because the only good ones cost as much as a bottle of wine

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 06:53

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

actually its ayinger but franziskaner is extremely close, if not tied.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 07:44

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

baltika is a really poo poo beer op

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 09:48

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

Spanish Manlove posted:

guinness is the budweiser of stouts

Guinness foreign extra stout is actually good.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 16:46

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

open container posted:

everyone saying steel reserve has never had this

private stock is the pro choice in this range

Never drink the crooked i

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 18:36

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

that's cool, they even show you which cat pissed into the bottle.

# ¿ Apr 10, 2015 22:38

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

maybe they use exclusively soap made with grapefruit peel

# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 00:44

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

some people just like bitter flavors.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2015 05:44

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 14:58

Under the vegetable: Nov 2, 2004; by Smythe

VendaGoat posted:

First impression on that Southern Tier Creme brulee.

SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET VANILLA....bitter bitter SWEET SWEET...Bitter bitter...Hops.....SWEET SWEET SWEET...bitter medicine.

This may go down the sink.

spoilers that's every southern tier beer. They taste like they have more sugar than a coca cola.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2015 18:12

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