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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Strawberry blonde some poo poo

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Fansy posted:

A cigar-flavored homebrew porter

Oh no, no, you don't get to just poo poo this out and not give an explanation.

Da faq man?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Under the vegetable posted:

that apple beer from unibroue

Dude really? Ephemere sucks?

:smith:

Edit: on an Rolling Rock has sucked since it got taken over

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Divine Styler posted:

Probably Banana Bread Beer.

Ok, now I know you're all just trolling ;)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Billmac posted:

IPAs are the sriracha of beer

Holy fuuuuuuu.

Future Nobel winner here

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

it's a toss up between Milwaukee's Best and La Fin Du Monde

both are equally sickening in different ways

Fight me IRL

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'll beat you over the head with a bottle of that foul tasting swill

This wouldn't have happened, if I had a gun

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I will end both of you. Please make piece with your respective parental units

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
:tizzy:

I must find you both IRL, dox you and end your cretinous existence

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

lighten up francis

Touch my stuff, and I'll kill yah.
\

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hops kills beer

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

finally someone gets it

Duuuuuude. If people ain't down with Harold Ramis....

gently caress them

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

natetimm posted:

I will bet you 100 American dollars I can tell the difference between bud, miller and coors light on any given day.

You're not the only one. I am out of practice though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

cool tree bro posted:

roommates wont steal your beer if its really strong ipa. at most they take 1 and give up after dumping half of it in the sink

at 11 dollars a bottle

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Assenbrown?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
I think while I'm editing pictures tonight I'm gonna crack open that Southern Tier Creme Brulee I picked up. Will report back

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
First impression on that Southern Tier Creme brulee.


SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET VANILLA....bitter bitter SWEET SWEET...Bitter bitter...Hops.....SWEET SWEET SWEET...bitter medicine.

This may go down the sink.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

First impression on that Southern Tier Creme brulee.


SWEET SWEET SWEET SWEET VANILLA....bitter bitter SWEET SWEET...Bitter bitter...Hops.....SWEET SWEET SWEET...bitter medicine.

This may go down the sink.

Ok, gently caress this. It's gently caress awful.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Under the vegetable posted:

spoilers that's every southern tier beer. They taste like they have more sugar than a coca cola.

I do enjoy Pumking and warlock, but yah, they are also sweet, but it works in them.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Most beers are drinkable, but anything over 8% is just too much of a chore to be worth it.

WHelp, I think I might put you on ignore.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Lol what a sperg you exposed yourself as

I'll kill myself just for you sweety

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

It's just like, why choke down 10% beer. If I'm trying to get real drunk I'll just do shots of hard liquor

I enjoy beer, I enjoy being inebriated.

If you want to be hosed up, then sure, go drink a bottle of Jager. You loving Plebeian.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

wow such hostility....all I'm looking for is a beer that goes down easier than your mother :twisted:

Brewers have been trying to do this for longer than both of us have been alive.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Pilsners™, for when you just want a beer.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BigBoss posted:

People list macro pilsners as "undrinkable" are lol to me. How retarded and up your own rear end do you have to be to be unable to handle the most drinkable beer possible?

Their perspective; Pilsners™, simple beer for "simple" folk.

The perspective that made it so popular, in the USA; Pilsners™, tastes good, easy to drink, doesn't cost much. "Tastes Great, Less Filling"


To answer your question directly; they have become the Ouroboros

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tato posted:

Has anyone ever seen someone drinking a Bud Select 55, MGD 64, or other flavorless poo poo diet beer in the wild? We're all slowly dying and wasting away here people, don't punish yourself by making even the drinking of beer a miserable experience.

Yes to the bolded. Dude was hitting on a woman half his age and a third his weight. Roughly the same height though.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

:allears: my favorite beer, yo

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

its so when you are holding one in each hand and you fall down a flight of stairs because its icy and you are drunk you only break your arm and smash your teeth out instead of landing on broken glass and severing the arteries in your forearms and bleeding out on the spot

Which is the preferred alternative to actually drinking it.

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