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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_40V2lcxM7k

i know you shitlords think jazz is just for old grandpas who can't get down with the hip new rock tunes the kids are listening to but jazz is actually really cool and good to listen to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7G4DciALDs

yeah it doesn't have lyrics to sing along to, grow up you fuckin baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylXk1LBvIqU

miles davis is way cooler than you and your girlfriend would gently caress him in an instant, no hesistation

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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lol kind of blue babbys first jazz album suck a dick

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fyodor posted:

lol kind of blue babbys first jazz album suck a dick

it still owns though, weird

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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who was that guy that space ghost used for the theme music that guy was p cool

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

fyodor posted:

who was that guy that space ghost used for the theme music that guy was p cool

zorak?

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Jazz and Jazzy things are cool

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Ill be honest i recently saw whiplash and it changed my opinion of jazz

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4AwHYeEEAA

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Happy Bear Suit posted:

Ill be honest i recently saw whiplash and it changed my opinion of jazz

whitepeople.docx

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Dumb.

I wish people would label their links. I'm not clicking on any of that off brand, generic poo poo for exactly this reason.

Here is Cannonball Adderly doing a little tune called Caribbean Cutie.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out





lookit that cool motherfucker

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

sonny sharrock owns

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tuPICa1aaU

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

how come Dumb people don't like jazz?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

VectorSigma posted:



lookit that cool motherfucker

I'd buy a Jazz Transformers Masterpiece figure, dude was bad rear end imho

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm more of a ragtime gal myself

BasicFunk
Feb 26, 2011

How's your Funkentelechy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZzkhCe2npM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2ikhatPxNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIalowLPes0

Grown folks music!

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
goons have bad taste in jazz. here listen to my personal bad taste in jazz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPevzrf_U4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcSGxq7DKUs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw5V2s0j5zo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGpxm4i9Me4

Under the vegetable fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Apr 10, 2015

salty fries make me cry
Oct 3, 2007

~~i'm outside ur window~~
~throwin bricks at teh moon~
I only listen to the local NPR station in my car because there's only country and pop stations left here and the only music they play is jazz and bluegrass so I'd like to at least try to get into jazz. So far it hasn't been successful.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

i searched "fast jazz song" and i got this and it's pretty good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUVoPyv5eAE

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xmtWZSNtG4

if you only listen to one jazz song ever it should be this one

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich
The kind of jazz im into right now is the stuff with the muted guitars that have the high pass cut from them? Link me more of that poo poo please tia.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


jazz. heh. yeah. i'm not gonna poo poo talk jazz too badly. it's impressive music. with almost all the jazz, i can pause and listen for a minute or two and think, "drat, this is some talented, classy stuff".

but then again i think jazz overstays its welcome a lot after one or two minutes every month or year whatever jazz feels like, i feel like i've heard too much that year. this year.

it's stuff like that that's offputting about jazz. It does something cool once and forgets about it, and that's the disease of the jazz player, they think that's cool. They think they're really cool. but they're not. they're more like what modern people would consider 'groovy' but they don't know how to groove make no mistake they think they're too cool to groove, but here's how you know all jazz musicians aren't cool: most get their skills from school and loving music theory and we all know the cool school is no school because if you're cool you're too cool for school therefore the coolest jazz players can't play jazz, so they don't because jazz isn't cool. if it's not cool, it's uncool. what's a synonym for uncool? via slang, gay. jazz is gay. turn that poo poo off.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
you'rew talking about white people jazz

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Under the vegetable posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xmtWZSNtG4

if you only listen to one jazz song ever it should be this one

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_MJXusSsEk

john coltrane - countdown (alternate take)

p.s. label your videos you lazy loving childs

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



Improvisational jazz is the only true jazz. If you write down music you are a loving poser.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe

iSheep posted:

The kind of jazz im into right now is the stuff with the muted guitars that have the high pass cut from them? Link me more of that poo poo please tia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2fTvkBCrO8
James Blood Ulmer - TV Blues (1980)

idk though idk about your musical terms. this is just a jazz guitar man

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


here you go, the best pianist, guitarist and bassist all playing together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSNPzm_wYLY

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

said nobody, ever

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_rk4DO_Usg

this is jazz right? this makes me incredibly happy, especially the first 2 minutes or so

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


herbie hancock in what was inarguably the best phase of his career

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxBkmMOh0Uc

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Jazz is hard enough to explain to real people when you aren't jerking yourself off. Wtf is this thread going to do.

Besides jerk yourself off. Which is kind of out of date with porntube.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
has the op ever heard of slipknot?

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
Paul Gonsalves was underrated. I like his stuff with Clark Terry. But he was often his own worst enemy - keep an eye on him here with Ellington, from 01:00 front and left on tenor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faOvAO4SRY8&t=60s

DarkFleetOne
Nov 11, 2012
http://www.wwoz.org/
Enjoy or not.
Whatever

Edit: Starting tomorrow there'll be live music through the weekend.

DarkFleetOne fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Apr 10, 2015

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm into Kenny G

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RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
Not all jazz is good
Still yep it owns

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