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My twin and I would watch wrestlemania, and our dad would make us fight each other to amuse dinner guests. Share stories of your sisters here!
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i dont have a sister but if i did i would say to her "what the gently caress i havent seen you for 25 years? kind of hosed up to try and be a part of my 'family' now"
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Apr 10, 2015 06:56
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My sister is a piece of poo poo, only positive thing I can say about her is she got married and changed her last name so no one knows we're related.
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Apr 10, 2015 06:58
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My sister is marrying the ultimate hipster guy with gauges in his ears who works as a lyft driver while she goes to medical school
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Apr 10, 2015 06:59
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my sister is a wholock fan with a wholock tumblr, but also a pharmacist. i think these cancel each other out?
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Apr 10, 2015 07:00
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Nigmaetcetera posted:My sister is marrying the ultimate hipster guy with gauges in his ears who works as a lyft driver while she goes to medical school that dude lucked out
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Apr 10, 2015 07:02
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My sister fell for the Indian dudes calling from windows scam
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Apr 10, 2015 07:10
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My sister pops out babies like it's her job. Way to perpetuate the stereotypes about Hispanic women, you dumb bitch.
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Apr 10, 2015 07:12
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my sister is smart, has a chemistry degree, and her new husband is a pretty good catch even though personally for me I have nothing in common with him.
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Apr 10, 2015 07:14
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My sister is p cool, she just visited a few weeks ago to spend time with the niece. Sisters rule
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Apr 10, 2015 07:15
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i thought everyone ate their sister in the womb
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Apr 10, 2015 07:15
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My Hispanic sister has four kids with four dads.
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Apr 10, 2015 07:15
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My older sister used to make my brother and I do her chores under threat of violence. She would also scare us by feigning her own death in variety of ways. She would make us watch surgery videos and Faces of Death when we were still in elementary school. Nowadays she's a great mother and considered one of the best nurses at her hospital 
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Apr 10, 2015 07:16
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i made pillow forts with my invisible sister
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Apr 10, 2015 07:16
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I am about a typical 26 year old goon. I'm also highly socially awkward like most goons. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing barely anything. I got so loving hard. She sits next to me, my boner showing no signs of stopping. I can't help it and keep staring at her boobs, they're so loving huge. So I talk to her about her day and, just casual . When out of nowhere she rests her shoulder on me and strokes my hand. I stare at her in the eyes and smile. She smiles back. I've been drinking a bit, so I try and make a move, knowing I can blame it on the vodka I've been drinking. Funnily enough she loving let's me. I begin groping her boobs and I swear - I'm about to cum in my loving pants. She pulls away and says she can't. I ask her if it's because we're brother and sister. She says no, because she needs something first. "Anything," I say grabbing both of her hands. She stares deeply into my eyes and in the most seductive way. "I need about tree fiddy." Now it was about this time I realized this beautiful sister of mine was a 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. That goddamned Loch-Ness monster had tricked me again!
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Apr 10, 2015 07:22
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i already came before i finished the post you rear end in a top hat
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Apr 10, 2015 07:25
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Xaris posted:I am about a typical 26 year old goon. I'm also highly socially awkward like most goons. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing barely anything. 
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Apr 10, 2015 07:34
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I'm unemployed and I don't have a sister. Thanks for reminding me.
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Apr 10, 2015 07:50
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Yaos posted:I'm unemployed and I don't have a sister. Thanks for reminding me. I'll give you a job and be your sister! Cheer up.
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Apr 10, 2015 08:32
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Xaris posted:I am about a typical 26 year old goon. I'm also highly socially awkward like most goons. I temporarily live with my parents as I recently lost my home (long story). Turns out I have a total crush on my sister and tend to get raging hardons when she's near, but she doesn't seem to care. One night my mom and dad go to their school reunion (they both met in school). I sat down watching T.V. while my sister is upstairs doing whatever. Out of no where, sister comes into the living room wearing barely anything.
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Apr 10, 2015 08:39
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Was hoping this was a sistah thread way to disapoint OP. NO SASSY BLACK LADIES HERE CARRY ON
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Apr 10, 2015 08:46
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In this episode of Sister Sister, it's Father's Day, but oh no, some wacky shenanigans happen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO79uXYXk_I
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Apr 10, 2015 08:49
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Yo busted hooptie is NOT a woman okkkay
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Apr 10, 2015 08:58
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My sister owes me $60. You're a week late, sis.
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Apr 10, 2015 09:01
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I have 3 older sisters who all have 3+ kids each so thanks for making me look like the responsible one 
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Apr 10, 2015 09:19
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My sister is 14 and loving hell is she annoying I have never met anyone in my life who can talk so much, non-stop, without actually having anything to say.
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Apr 10, 2015 09:31
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my sister is cool as hell and way smart but my favorite thing about her is her weird hitler thing, she's ironically loved hitler for as long as i can remember and way before it was a cool thing to do. she was pretty young when it started and i think it kinda freaked out my parents but eventually everyone got used to it but its cool that she's a grown adult now and still doodles swastikas on her lecture notes and she has to explain to guys why she has a cat named adolf and a dog named eva.
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Apr 10, 2015 10:02
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October Revolution posted:I have 3 older sisters who all have 3+ kids each so thanks for making me look like the responsible one Ddraig posted:My sister is 14 and loving hell is she annoying Rush Limbaugh, Glen Beck, anybody on Fox News, the entire Republican party.
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Apr 10, 2015 10:04
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 Bump if you love your sister 
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Apr 10, 2015 12:10
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Yaos posted:Your sisters really like to have unprotected sex. i could have told you that
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Apr 10, 2015 12:30
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my sister is deec, idk, i don't really have strong feelings about her either way
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Apr 10, 2015 12:31
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youre wife posted:
You two need abortions
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Apr 10, 2015 12:57
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I have two younger sisters who were really annoying when we were younger but now we're really great friends and it's pretty awesome. One is a special ed teacher with a 3 year old son and the other is a pastry chef in San Francisco (and gay). My brother in law can be a bit of a dork but for the most part we tend to just ignore him when he starts getting annoying or acting dumb. It's pretty awesome to know that no matter what may go wrong in my life, no matter how bad things get or how far off the rails I go, I'll always have someone to turn to if I need help (as do they). I feel kind of bad for people who don't have that in their life because their parents just couldn't be bothered to rawdog it one more time for their sake.Frijolero posted:My older sister used to make my brother and I do her chores under threat of violence. She would also scare us by feigning her own death in variety of ways. She would make us watch surgery videos and Faces of Death when we were still in elementary school. Your sister sounds pretty cool. the future is WOW fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 13:05
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My sister is a basic bitch
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Apr 10, 2015 13:07
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I have a half sister who may or maynot even be my dad's because his ex wife is a whore. I only hung out with my alleged half sisa few times in my life but she' s pretty cool. I prob would have smoked weed with her, bonded over girl stuff and talked about cosmic poo poo while on lsd but I was robbed of that.I just had 2 brothers who were unfun dickholes.
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Apr 10, 2015 13:18
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im a robot *beep boop ones and zeros* so im not sure my factory made replicas count as sisters or brothers
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Apr 10, 2015 13:20
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My sister is pretty cool, she is a professional bass player in a touring blues band, and a supply teacher when not on tour. We bond over cooking shows and music, and sometimes have beer & board game nights. I also have 2 half sisters from 2 different mothers whom I rarely see anymore but the older one used to let me drink with her at her place when I was a teenager which was also cool.
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Apr 10, 2015 14:12
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My sister used to be my brother. Best of both worlds! 
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Apr 11, 2015 00:05
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i liked sister sister
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Apr 11, 2015 00:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Kjxnti1Es retards.
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