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Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
one of my very amateur friends got spotted on there as her first porn video so lmao when you're jerking off to that "fake" amateur porn it's definitely real

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
im gay

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

"got spotted"

by you, right?

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Universe Master posted:

"got spotted"

by you, right?

actually another friend linked me to it, owned

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Closest I ever came to seeing someone I know in porn was seeing that the Dean of my school had a grindr profile. That's my story.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I know a girl that is really pretty with daddy issues that was getting suckered into doing "modeling" just out of high school. She moved to california for a while before moving back home. I'm always hoping I'll run into a porn video featuring her.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
Actually I found a 2nd porn video of someone I went to HS with masturbating, small world. of whores

My ex gf also said she wanted to be a camwhore

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

A. Beaverhausen posted:

Closest I ever came to seeing someone I know in porn was seeing that the Dean of my school had a grindr profile. That's my story.

did you gently caress him

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

I mean it's not really relevant to you and it's not like I'm gonna link her fb and doxx her for SA

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Akumos posted:

one of my very amateur friends got spotted on there as her first porn video so lmao when you're jerking off to that "fake" amateur porn it's definitely real

If she got paid it's not amateur.

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

TheJoker138 posted:

If she got paid it's not amateur.

THANK YOU

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Universe Master posted:

did you gently caress him

Naw, it would have been too weird, even if he did have a voice like Billy Zane. He seemed like the type to not cross the student/teacher boundry anyway.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
any of you goons wanna be a professional porn actor, $1 to suck my dick

ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW
That recent girl named Kate = best Casting Couch I've seen

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I always thought it'd be a good idea if I won the lottery to move to southern california and then do a casting call type thing for porn. You get to pork all the 18-24 year olds that have never done porn before. You could set up a camera, never record anything, and toss them a hundy.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I like that the gross middle aged man that does the casting couch usually has a gut. It's very erotic too see a young doe-eyed girl fellating beneath a hairy lard sack.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Ramsus posted:

I like that the gross middle aged man that does the casting couch usually has a gut. It's very erotic too see a young doe-eyed girl fellating beneath a hairy lard sack.

chippy
Aug 16, 2006

OK I DON'T GET IT

TheJoker138 posted:

If she got paid it's not amateur.

dunno man i've got paid for plenty of gigs but i wouldn't exactly call myself a professional musician

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

chippy posted:

dunno man i've got paid for plenty of gigs but i wouldn't exactly call myself a professional musician

If you got paid by the cumshot you are a professional. hth god bless

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

chippy posted:

dunno man i've got paid for plenty of gigs but i wouldn't exactly call myself a professional musician

its different when you're talking about dicks in the rear end

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



chippy posted:

dunno man i've got paid for plenty of gigs but i wouldn't exactly call myself a professional musician

I go by Olympic rules. Once you get paid for a gig you're officially a pro.

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
we've had volleybutts and milfs and now a casting couch thread next week i hope we get a cameltoe one

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
oh a dirndl thread would own as well

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

kindermord posted:

we've had volleybutts and milfs and now a casting couch thread next week i hope we get a cameltoe one

The cameltoe honeypot where you walk a thin line posting certain cameltoes without the nws tag.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Ramsus posted:

I know a girl that is really pretty with daddy issues that was getting suckered into doing "modeling" just out of high school. She moved to the gold coast for a while before moving back home. I'm always hoping I'll run into a porn video featuring her.

i think i knew her doppelganger

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i bike race and sometimes i win cash money beer and swag for prizes doesnt make me a pro thats for sure

still feels good to get paid tho

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
I got paid for selling a CS:GO skin, i'm a professional skin seller.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



numberoneposter posted:

i bike race and sometimes i win cash money beer and swag for prizes doesnt make me a pro thats for sure

still feels good to get paid tho

Winning a prize isn't the same as getting paid just to do whatever it is. If this was a dick sucking contest and she won, then she wouldn't be a pro. But if she got paid whether she won or lost then she is a pro.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

TheJoker138 posted:

Winning a prize isn't the same as getting paid just to do whatever it is. If this was a dick sucking contest and she won, then she wouldn't be a pro. But if she got paid whether she won or lost then she is a pro.

A pro in another sense of the word, sure.

Four Score
Feb 27, 2014

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
bring back DPPH

Fushigi Yuugi fansub
Jan 20, 2007

BUTT STUFF
OP post the video

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

TheJoker138 posted:

Winning a prize isn't the same as getting paid just to do whatever it is. If this was a dick sucking contest and she won, then she wouldn't be a pro. But if she got paid whether she won or lost then she is a pro.
true true

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Ramsus posted:

I like that the gross middle aged man that does the casting couch usually has a gut. It's very erotic too see a young doe-eyed girl fellating beneath a hairy lard sack.

There is a video on efukt of a fat old guy loving first time porn girls. He gets them there making them think they will be loving some hot dude instead of him. I guess a lot of them don't have any money so they have to gently caress him.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Post the video you oval office

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
:nws: http://www.redtube.com/64884 :nws:

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Post the video you oval office

I don't remember what it was called. I saw it awhile back.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Akumos posted:

I mean it's not really relevant to you and it's not like I'm gonna link her fb and doxx her for SA

mods please ban this filth

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Robo Reagan posted:

mods please ban this filth

lmao well you still don't know who she actually is

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Nov 7, 2005


porn is doomed
impotent penis?

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