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new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
The only way Sanders gets over the hump is if somehow miraculously the youth vote shows up. Anyone interested in getting him elected better spend a lot of time imploring college students and other people under 25 to get their rear end to the polls. Clinton holds way too many of the old guard democratic institutions in her pocket right now. The only way to counter that is to change the demographics of the party itself by engaging the youth.

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huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
yeah okay i agree that it's time a lone nut assassinated bernie

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Qvindtar posted:

lol at the notion of a white male getting elected potus anytime soon.

if warren isn't running sanders is the next best thing

lol

Warren has literally done nothing. Bernie Sanders has been Mayor, Representative, Senator, and overall badass for 20+ years.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

natetimm posted:

The only way Sanders gets over the hump is if somehow miraculously the youth vote shows up. Anyone interested in getting him elected better spend a lot of time imploring college students and other people under 25 to get their rear end to the polls. Clinton holds way too many of the old guard democratic institutions in her pocket right now. The only way to counter that is to change the demographics of the party itself by engaging the youth.

yeah, young people showing up to the DNC would be awesome

wait i think that happened in 1968





lol we're so, so hosed

Electric Pigeon
Aug 14, 2008
I will support the only Democrat left of Bismarck.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot

Frijolero posted:

lol

Warren has literally done nothing. Bernie Sanders has been Mayor, Representative, Senator, and overall badass for 20+ years.

so make him VP, they have more power apparently anyway

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Would love to see Bernie very awkwardly in the cold open of SNL.

:patriot:Bernie 2016:patriot:

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Zev posted:

Serious post, I'm excited. I'll donate $1 to his campaign for every page in this thread, up to $200, at the end of Sunday CST. Assuming that he for real announces and doesn't drop out by then. :toxx:

lol a toxx where youre putting up $10 collateral on a $200 commitment

Zev
Apr 3, 2009

Morkies posted:

lol a toxx where youre putting up $10 collateral on a $200 commitment

Does a man's reputation mean nothing on these forums? Also, up to $200. I guess it could be more balanced if the thread only makes it to page 9 or less. How should I resolve this? Incremental payments?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zev posted:

Does a man's reputation mean nothing on these forums? Also, up to $200. I guess it could be more balanced if the thread only makes it to page 9 or less. How should I resolve this? Incremental payments?

Give me the money and I will kill whitey

Problem Solved :thumbsup:

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
He'd make a better Colonel

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
He seems okay. But that's why he'll lose.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

Shinjobi posted:

He seems okay. But that's why he'll lose.

You've got to believe, my fellow human being

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I think it's really sad how Democrats basically dug up their own, obscure Ron Paul that no one else cares about, going as far as to befriend him and convince him to run for president purely for the laughs of a tiny, dying, irrelevant clique. It's hipsterism taken to a brand new level.

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
hipster socialist ron paul promises a caramel machiatto in every cup

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I wish more whackos would gun down CEOs instead of random innocent poors

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
All hail the first Jewish President

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jenkem Delivery posted:

I wish more whackos would gun down CEOs instead of random innocent poors

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

I think it's really sad how Democrats basically dug up their own, obscure Ron Paul that no one else cares about, going as far as to befriend him and convince him to run for president purely for the laughs of a tiny, dying, irrelevant clique. It's hipsterism taken to a brand new level.

sanders wants to hire people to fix the country's bridges and roads

paul would let them be sold to comcast

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXwDMqjC-A

Sanders asking Rand Paul if he thinks healthcare is a right, Rand Paul responds like a total psycho person saying if you make healthcare a right you support enslavement of doctors and forcing them to work with guns to their heads

someone in comments mentions right to cotton and slavery of cotton farmers

rest of world laughs

gay earth spins

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXwDMqjC-A

Sanders asking Rand Paul if he thinks healthcare is a right, Rand Paul responds like a total psycho person saying if you make healthcare a right you support enslavement of doctors and forcing them to work with guns to their heads

someone in comments mentions right to cotton and slavery of cotton farmers

rest of world laughs

gay earth spins

public defenders should literally hold guns to their own heads during all proceedings when they're in court

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUXwDMqjC-A

Sanders asking Rand Paul if he thinks healthcare is a right, Rand Paul responds like a total psycho person saying if you make healthcare a right you support enslavement of doctors and forcing them to work with guns to their heads

someone in comments mentions right to cotton and slavery of cotton farmers

rest of world laughs

gay earth spins
Lol that guy made rand paul look dumb

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
By posting in this thread I am supporting Bernie Sanders' run for president

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
here bernie, have 1/40th of a dollar before i hit the hay

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Otto von Ruthless posted:

here bernie, have 1/40th of a dollar before i hit the hay

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

unterdude posted:

i am a fag

Hail, friend.

Morkies
Apr 19, 2015

by zen death robot

Otto von Ruthless posted:

here bernie, have 1/40th of a dollar before i hit the hay

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

natetimm posted:

The only way Sanders gets over the hump is if somehow miraculously the youth vote shows up. Anyone interested in getting him elected better spend a lot of time imploring college students and other people under 25 to get their rear end to the polls. Clinton holds way too many of the old guard democratic institutions in her pocket right now. The only way to counter that is to change the demographics of the party itself by engaging the youth.

clinton is also winning under 18-29 year olds so good luck with that. she polls better with them than old people.

Concerned Citizen fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Apr 30, 2015

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Put this man on the golden throne.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

democrats are being railroaded into nominating someone even more hapless and robotic than mitt romney and its extremely funny but also extremely depressing.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Happy Bear Suit posted:

Lol that guy made rand paul look dumb

not to take anything away from sanders, but making rand paul look dumb is not exactly a difficult thing to do

or is :thejoke:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Bernie is cool and good and I will vote for him.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Cubey posted:

bernie sanders is the only candidate that would make a good president, however him being elected would result in an even less functional congress so it doesn't even matter. gently caress everything.

it would result in some sweet supreme court nominations

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Otto von Ruthless posted:

here bernie, have 1/40th of a dollar before i hit the hay

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Yivgev posted:

democrats are being railroaded into nominating someone even more hapless and robotic than mitt romney and its extremely funny but also extremely depressing.

the sad part is Hillary is disturbingly good at pandering to a crowd and has charisma

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



mdm posted:

the sad part is Hillary is disturbingly good at pandering to a crowd and has charisma

how is this even worthy of note, it's like politicians.txt, that's what they all are like

i mean gently caress, the republicans are a fuckton better at pandering to their own crowd than democrats are to theirs, it's the only reason the republican party even exists anymore

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
This is probably bad for hilary

Buffer Overflow
Sep 3, 2006
Interweb Addict
So I'm not really interested in eating the rich but I would like to hunt them for sport. Would that happen in a Sanders presidency.

Spooky Forum Ghost
Mar 9, 2015
Someone start a spreadsheet to keep track of goon donations!!

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Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Buffer Overflow posted:

So I'm not really interested in eating the rich but I would like to hunt them for sport. Would that happen in a Sanders presidency.

yes but the hunting preserve is a coop so you have to put in 4 hours groundskeeping every month. it makes good sense.

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