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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > just got a job as a retard masturbator
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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



 good thing the australian minimum wage is so high

http://www.touchingbase.org/

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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

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Sir John Feelgood fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Apr 10, 2015

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powerofrecall
Jun 26, 2009

by R. Guyovich
so you work from home op?

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:monocle:

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

 http://www.touchingbase.org/sex-workers/sex-workers-%C2%BB-stories


:wtc:

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GewuerzKahn
Jan 7, 2014

My opposable nipples are hurting me.
they do anal

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:captainpop:

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

lol

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toggle
Nov 7, 2005

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:drat:

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Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

:vince:

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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?

lmbo

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SkyEnzo
Mar 8, 2015

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



 well, i got owned.

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Gnarly does it again

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Bloody Penguin
Apr 3, 2009

I was hoping to come up with an objection while banging on my desk, Your Honor. ...I didn't.

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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64GB
Apr 8, 2015

Who would need any more than that?!

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
 close thread, 5

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GET IN THE ROBOT
Nov 28, 2007

JUST GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT SHINJI
If we had this programs in America, the majority of redditors would be less angry and frustrated

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white mans burping
Feb 24, 2015
 no phots of their clients in the 'clients' section this is bs

how can these people expect me to sign up if i dont even know who im going to be jo'ing

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wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
reading the site i actually think it sounds like a legit and needed service. very official, too. they have workshops and poo poo.

i mean if a retard needs he dick sucked its better to have a trained professional do it than the homeless guy who lives behind the 7-Eleven

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



 You mean I can do something I love, which is jerk off retards, and I can get paid for it?

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Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
Do you use a sock puppet for the handjobs or just give them a juice box ?

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Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Today I learned that an Australian dude with Downs can call to have a prostitute delivered and its 100% legal.

RIP American Exceptionalism.

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Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

Razorwired posted:

Today I learned that an Australian dude with Downs can call to have a prostitute delivered and its 100% legal.

RIP American Exceptionalism.

move to there so you wont be illegal

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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014
 I can think of nobody more qualified. Godspeed.

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

 Mentally disabled people can't consent.

So this is just rape. :colbert:

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Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

Razorwired posted:

Today I learned that an Australian dude with Downs can call to have a prostitute delivered and its 100% legal.

RIP American Exceptionalism.
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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

Mentally disabled people can't consent.

So this is just rape. :colbert:

All sex is rape. Meanwhile, in the civilized world...

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

how me a frog posted:

All sex is rape.

That's exactly what a rapist would say. :smuggo:

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how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

spacetoaster posted:

That's exactly what a rapist would say. :smuggo:

Well I have had several sex, so that is a foregone conclusion, is it not?

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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

Gnarly does it again

does what

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

mrwuss posted:

http://www.touchingbase.org/sex-workers/sex-workers-%C2%BB-stories


:wtc:

wow just wow

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Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012

powerofrecall posted:

so you work from home op?
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