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I woke up and my right eye was stuck closed. It doesn't help that im extra tired today because my eye is extra red. I don't think ive had this since like, the 4th grade. How is your Friday, GBS?
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you should probably wash your hands a lot more
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Apr 10, 2015 16:20
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Don't touch your anus and then your eye anymore I guess, you disgusting animal?
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Apr 10, 2015 16:21
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I'd say quit rubbing feces in your eye but it's too late now so don't change anything op.
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Apr 10, 2015 16:24
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punch yourself and change it to a black eye
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Apr 10, 2015 16:25
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congrats on getting poop in your eye i guess
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Apr 10, 2015 16:25
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sorry about your hosed up eye OP. you should put a warm compress on it and also stop touching your eyes
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Apr 10, 2015 16:25
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how did poop get into your eye, op
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Apr 10, 2015 16:26
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enjoy your herpes
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Apr 10, 2015 16:26
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Human Head Transplant only solution. Good luck OP http://www.sciencealert.com/world-s-first-head-transplant-volunteer-could-experience-something-worse-than-death
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Apr 10, 2015 16:27
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Apr 10, 2015 16:29
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put less poo in your eyes
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Apr 10, 2015 16:47
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If you live in a real country, enjoy your day off. If you live in America, go pass it to your boss.
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Apr 10, 2015 16:51
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Put more poop in your eye so you build up an immunity 
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Apr 10, 2015 16:52
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for real tho OP warm compress it will help a lot and then just dont touch your eye and you should be $$$ or you could go to the doctor and get eyedrops but its a pain because they are prescription (why are they prescription who is abusing pink-eye drops do they get you high as gently caress or something?)
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Apr 10, 2015 16:53
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tell everybody at work so they stay the gently caress out of your office
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Apr 10, 2015 16:55
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Doodoo in the peepers.
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Apr 10, 2015 16:56
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if you rub youre eye a bunch and then rub your healthy eye a bunch itll get hosed up too and then everyone will just think youre high which means you are cool and do drugs and dont care about what society thinks instead of you just have a gross eye infection -- nooner protip
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Apr 10, 2015 17:00
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Last time I had pink eye I made it a point to rub my disgusting eye and then go touch the keyboard of this rear end in a top hat we all hated at work. I hope he got pink eye too I don't remember.
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Apr 10, 2015 17:14
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Ancient Mariner posted:you should probably wash your hands a lot more how me a frog posted:Don't touch your anus and then your eye anymore I guess, you disgusting animal? Kuato posted:I'd say quit rubbing feces in your eye but it's too late now so don't change anything op. Un chien andalou posted:congrats on getting poop in your eye i guess Zzulu posted:how did poop get into your eye, op CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:put less poo in your eyes Inevitable posted:Put more poop in your eye so you build up an immunity how me a frog posted:Doodoo in the peepers. There's a certain commonality in these posts, I just can't quite seem to
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Apr 10, 2015 17:26
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Wash your sheets you hobofart.
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Apr 10, 2015 17:31
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arbybaconator posted:Human Head Transplant only solution. Good luck OP Dude is this for real.
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Apr 10, 2015 17:33
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SHISHKABOB posted:Dude is this for real. It is. I hope it works if only for the fascinating case study in the resulting insanity.
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Apr 10, 2015 17:35
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don't go from anal straight to eye loving without changing the condom, op
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Apr 10, 2015 17:37
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it's cuz i farted on your pillow surprise
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Apr 10, 2015 17:38
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psyopmonkey posted:Wash your sheets you hobofart. glass houses
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Apr 10, 2015 17:39
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A friend of mine showed up at work one monday with both eyes thoroughly encrusted with pinkeye gunk. After making sure he touched absolutely nothing and before insisting that he return home, we managed to pry the story out of him. He took some girl out on a date to a trendy Thai fusion restaurant, and they both enjoyed some spicy curry. The date apparently went well because a few hours later he found himself back at her apartment. While he was eating her out, she let loose a rank monster fart that blasted him right in the eyes as she writhed in pleasure. Always the gentleman he apparently finished the deed before stumbling through an unfamiliar room into the bathroom to wash his face. He must have been too late. I hope your pinkeye story is just as interesting OP
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Apr 10, 2015 17:41
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Rough Lobster posted:A friend of mine showed up at work one monday with both eyes thoroughly encrusted with pinkeye gunk. After making sure he touched absolutely nothing and before insisting that he return home, we managed to pry the story out of him. That bitch is rude!
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Apr 10, 2015 17:46
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Rough Lobster posted:A friend of mine showed up at work one monday with both eyes thoroughly encrusted with pinkeye gunk. After making sure he touched absolutely nothing and before insisting that he return home, we managed to pry the story out of him. 
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Apr 10, 2015 18:01
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hows the eye doing OP? Did you use a warm compress liek I said? It doesnt sound like much but it can work wonders!
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Apr 10, 2015 18:06
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op just jizz in your hand and gently massage it into your eye. That pink eye will be cleared up in 30 minutes guaranteed or your money back
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Apr 10, 2015 18:10
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you scratch the inside of your butt and touched your eye OP
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Apr 10, 2015 18:11
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Did you get this thread in your eyes or something OP?
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Apr 10, 2015 18:12
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im dyin here OP what is the eye status??? You cant jsut create a thread like this and then leave us all hanging dogg!!!
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Apr 10, 2015 18:24
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chlamydia of the eye is the #1 preventable cause of blindness, op
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Apr 10, 2015 18:25
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is the OP still alive? did OP die from pinkeye? 
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Apr 10, 2015 19:02
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Nooner posted:is the OP still alive? did OP die from pinkeye? nooner is my sig oworking
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Apr 10, 2015 19:03
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OP is pretty gross imo
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Apr 10, 2015 19:05
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Ghaz posted:nooner is my sig oworking ya but the OP apparently isnt!!!!!
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Apr 10, 2015 19:06
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is pink eye gay?
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