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would you do it?
yes! let's kill hitler
no! it is too dangerous!
i could take on 15 or 20 children before the overwhelmed me.
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Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
suppose you had a time machine and could travel to august 1st, 1939. you can murder hitler in his sleep and then return to the present day. however, the timeline will be permanently altered upon your immediate return.

assume that hitler's immediate successor would not carry on the war without him. however, all other outcomes are unclear. maybe you end up with the plot of red alert, maybe not. do you kill him?

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
why would i want to do that?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
lol no

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

lol if only you had a time machine

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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No.. If anything, I'd give him some advice on how to be more successful. Like...stop targetting gays, blacks and russians...just choose one group and go after them even more hardcore. Invade New York.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
no because that would almost certainly prevent me from ever being born

bet i just converted a bunch of you to the pro-intervention side

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
i would invent the iphone

naem
May 29, 2011

I'd just help him get into art school- like he wanted- and into debt, and doom him to working at a starbucks in Vienna where he sits in the corner doodling badly

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Worlds already overpopulated, can't imagine how bad it'd be without occasional wars to cull the herd. We'd probably be at 8 billion now. So yeah, why not.

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
i would go back further and kill the bastard malthus

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I think the real question is how do we bring Hitler back?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

WWII would still happen op

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Lawman 0 posted:

WWII would still happen op

i dunno hiter was pretty majorly responsible for it

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



woulda just been japan getting owned by everyone and stalin rolling over euro[e

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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I think the real question is would you restart world war 2 to bring Hitler back?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I would beat Hitler to death with a brick given the chance

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I would beat Hitler to death with a brick given the chance

What did he ever do to you? Gosh!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

What did he ever do to you? Gosh!

I toured Dachau. I don't like Nazi.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Hitler didn't start ww2. Why wouldn't you kill Winston Churchill. You fag or something?

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
In the long run probably a really bad idea.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Throwdini posted:

Hitler didn't start ww2. Why wouldn't you kill Winston Churchill. You fag or something?

You are loving retarted. If Hitler didn't start WWII, who did?

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

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idk complete destruction of europe allowed a lot of cities to get built back better htan before with nice public transit and stuff

id just whisper in his ear, dont loving attack russia

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'd probably kill Reagan if I could go back to 1939

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Mumpy Puffinz posted:

You are loving retarted. If Hitler didn't start WWII, who did?

the jews, duh

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

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Kuato posted:

I'd probably kill Reagan if I could go back to 1939

best comment of the day

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
id just burn his upper lip so bad he could never grow that moustache without which he is doomed as fuhrer

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along posted:

the jews, duh

gently caress you!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
for serious? i don't believe in killing people that don't want to die, period. end of story. i would have no problem causing him permanent severe brain damage though

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Hell no

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Seinfeld would be even more successful if Hitler never kills the Jews

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
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Everybody belongs here

Windows 98 posted:

Seinfeld would be even more successful if Hitler never kills the Jews

Sometimes I wonder, would the world be a better place without Seinfeld. Is it worth the sacrifice? It's a close call, but you, Windows 98, push it over the edge.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

kill nazis!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Who would win in a fistfight, Hitler or Reagan?

I'm thinking Hitler, seeing as how with Adolfo, that poo poo wasn't acting. :clint:

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
[wall of nerd words about how the situation in europe and someone else would take his place and poo poo]

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

vug posted:

europe and someone else]

Europe is the worst continent imho

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
dude the Red Alert series by Westwood studios (requiescat in pacem) already covered this; kill hitler and you only empower Stalin to do the same thing

also he invents lightning guns and psychic weapons

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

dude the Red Alert series by Westwood studios (requiescat in pacem) already covered this; kill hitler and you only empower Stalin to do the same thing

also he invents lightning guns and psychic weapons

the only good westwood studio game was Lands of Lore

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
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I'd do it, so hopefully he get replaced by someone who gets the job done this time.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

the only good westwood studio game was Lands of Lore

:cawg:

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