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suppose you had a time machine and could travel to august 1st, 1939. you can murder hitler in his sleep and then return to the present day. however, the timeline will be permanently altered upon your immediate return. assume that hitler's immediate successor would not carry on the war without him. however, all other outcomes are unclear. maybe you end up with the plot of red alert, maybe not. do you kill him?
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:46 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:46 |
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why would i want to do that?
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:47 |
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lol no
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:47 |
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lol if only you had a time machine
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:48 |
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No.. If anything, I'd give him some advice on how to be more successful. Like...stop targetting gays, blacks and russians...just choose one group and go after them even more hardcore. Invade New York.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:49 |
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no because that would almost certainly prevent me from ever being born bet i just converted a bunch of you to the pro-intervention side
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:49 |
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i would invent the iphone
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:50 |
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I'd just help him get into art school- like he wanted- and into debt, and doom him to working at a starbucks in Vienna where he sits in the corner doodling badly
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:51 |
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Worlds already overpopulated, can't imagine how bad it'd be without occasional wars to cull the herd. We'd probably be at 8 billion now. So yeah, why not.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:53 |
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i would go back further and kill the bastard malthus
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:56 |
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I think the real question is how do we bring Hitler back?
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:56 |
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WWII would still happen op
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:57 |
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Lawman 0 posted:WWII would still happen op i dunno hiter was pretty majorly responsible for it
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:58 |
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woulda just been japan getting owned by everyone and stalin rolling over euro[e
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:58 |
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I think the real question is would you restart world war 2 to bring Hitler back?
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 04:59 |
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I would beat Hitler to death with a brick given the chance
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:00 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I would beat Hitler to death with a brick given the chance What did he ever do to you? Gosh!
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:01 |
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Waltzing Along posted:What did he ever do to you? Gosh! I toured Dachau. I don't like Nazi.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:02 |
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Hitler didn't start ww2. Why wouldn't you kill Winston Churchill. You fag or something?
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:03 |
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In the long run probably a really bad idea.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:04 |
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Throwdini posted:Hitler didn't start ww2. Why wouldn't you kill Winston Churchill. You fag or something? You are loving retarted. If Hitler didn't start WWII, who did?
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:05 |
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idk complete destruction of europe allowed a lot of cities to get built back better htan before with nice public transit and stuff id just whisper in his ear, dont loving attack russia
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:05 |
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I'd probably kill Reagan if I could go back to 1939
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:06 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You are loving retarted. If Hitler didn't start WWII, who did? the jews, duh
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:06 |
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Kuato posted:I'd probably kill Reagan if I could go back to 1939 best comment of the day
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:06 |
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id just burn his upper lip so bad he could never grow that moustache without which he is doomed as fuhrer
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:06 |
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Waltzing Along posted:the jews, duh gently caress you!
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:07 |
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for serious? i don't believe in killing people that don't want to die, period. end of story. i would have no problem causing him permanent severe brain damage though
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:09 |
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Hell no
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:12 |
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Seinfeld would be even more successful if Hitler never kills the Jews
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:13 |
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karma_coma posted:Hell no
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:15 |
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Windows 98 posted:Seinfeld would be even more successful if Hitler never kills the Jews Sometimes I wonder, would the world be a better place without Seinfeld. Is it worth the sacrifice? It's a close call, but you, Windows 98, push it over the edge.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:15 |
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karma_coma posted:Hell no kill nazis!
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:18 |
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Who would win in a fistfight, Hitler or Reagan? I'm thinking Hitler, seeing as how with Adolfo, that poo poo wasn't acting.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:18 |
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[wall of nerd words about how the situation in europe and someone else would take his place and poo poo]
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:21 |
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vug posted:europe and someone else] Europe is the worst continent imho
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:23 |
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dude the Red Alert series by Westwood studios (requiescat in pacem) already covered this; kill hitler and you only empower Stalin to do the same thing also he invents lightning guns and psychic weapons
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:23 |
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:dude the Red Alert series by Westwood studios (requiescat in pacem) already covered this; kill hitler and you only empower Stalin to do the same thing the only good westwood studio game was Lands of Lore
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:26 |
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I'd do it, so hopefully he get replaced by someone who gets the job done this time.
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# ? Apr 11, 2015 05:29 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the only good westwood studio game was Lands of Lore
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