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this is my macdonalds story, please do not read if you can't poop stories: i have not eaten fast food in probably years, but today i had two cheesburgers, fries and a sprite. earlier that day i had done a poop, i poop once a day. but on this day after my macdonalds meal i did another poop and that poop was not a good poop. let me go into more detail on what my poop is normally like. normally it is well formed and solid. normally i do not even need to wipe my butt more than once because it is clean. on this occasion however the poop was like a river, complete liquid and it stank real nasty. i had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up it was not fun. do not feel so good in the stomach right now. i had not eaten anything else so wtf gives? how do people eat this food on the reg?
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krampster2 posted:this is my macdonalds story, please do not read if you can't poop stories Apparently you can, good for you!
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Apr 11, 2015 10:58
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Off a stripper's rear end with a pound of coke edit: and extra dipping sauce
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Apr 11, 2015 10:59
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i hate fat "people"
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Apr 11, 2015 11:04
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I eat my micky dees out of a trash bag thanks for asking.
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Apr 11, 2015 11:06
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Very very fast
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Apr 11, 2015 11:06
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You eat it with your mouthparts.
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Apr 11, 2015 11:08
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 nice i like these food themed avatars in my food themed thread very good imo
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Apr 11, 2015 11:14
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Herbie Hancock's Headhunters.
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Apr 11, 2015 11:16
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We Bavarians have a saying that translates as follows and is applicable to all lovely food: Hunger is the reason it goes in, disgust is the reason it gows down, and greed is the reason it stays in.
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Apr 11, 2015 11:21
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Hopper posted:We Bavarians have a saying that translates as follows and is applicable to all lovely food: Do you have the monthly all you can eat subscription for the dollar menu in Bavaria?
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Apr 11, 2015 11:23
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JebanyPedal posted:Herbie Hancock's Headhunters. jazz is also good also imo and a thing you can discuss in this thread if you wish
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Apr 11, 2015 11:27
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Trip report: ate McDonalds yesterday(one of their newer fancy burgers and a large fries) today's poo; wet, runny and very smelly.
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Apr 11, 2015 23:48
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ate McDs had normal poop am not baby
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Apr 11, 2015 23:51
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every single time i eat even a single fry from mcdonalds hamburgers i get SICK TO MY STOMACH and i literally cant move for days while i throw up and poop all over the floor.. how can ppl eat chemicals??
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Apr 11, 2015 23:53
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Who drinks sprite?
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Apr 11, 2015 23:53
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*snicker* *snort* VERY CAREFULLY OP BAHAHAAHAHHA *fart*
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Apr 11, 2015 23:55
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I love headhunters. That was the "key" that unlocked jazz for my mind so I realized it was good. I think Maiden Voyage is my favorite Herbie album Been playing Fagen and Steely Dan all day, I love the combination of jazz + dance-ability
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Apr 11, 2015 23:55
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Drunk Nerds posted:I love headhunters. That was the "key" that unlocked jazz for my mind so I realized it was good. I think Maiden Voyage is my favorite Herbie album awful app strikes again
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Apr 11, 2015 23:56
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i just shove it in my mouth OP
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Apr 11, 2015 23:57
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if you get the shits immediately after eating mcdonalds it wasn't the mcdonalds that did it becuase the digestive system doesn't work that way
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Apr 11, 2015 23:57
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Who drinks sprite? ya the sprite you normally get out of the can is plain and boring but the sprite at mcdonalds is way different for some reason. it tastes like lift but better.
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Apr 12, 2015 00:00
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spacemang_spliff posted:if you get the shits immediately after eating mcdonalds it wasn't the mcdonalds that did it becuase the digestive system doesn't work that way i had mcdonalds for lunch and got the shits at about 7pm.
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Apr 12, 2015 00:01
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krampster2 posted:ya the sprite you normally get out of the can is plain and boring but the sprite at mcdonalds is way different for some reason. it tastes like lift but better. good to know, thank you krampster2
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Apr 12, 2015 00:02
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krampster2 posted:ya the sprite you normally get out of the can is plain and boring but the sprite at mcdonalds is way different for some reason. it tastes like lift but better. fountain sodas are, iirc, flavored mixes added directly to carbonated water and then put into the machine containers also make a pretty big difference on what the drink tastes like, and some sodas react better or worse to it. I find Dr. Pepper is better out of a can, but I prefer Pepsi out of a glass bottle the size of the container also seems to make a difference, as the 2 liter Pepsis taste different than the 20 oz
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Apr 12, 2015 00:03
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:awful app strikes again I'm sorry? I heard there were only 5 jazz radio stations left. I know we have one in Los Angeles, what are the others?
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Apr 12, 2015 00:04
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i ate mcdonalds for the last time 3 months ago and im still making GBS threads blood and theres a weird fluid coming out of my left eye
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Apr 12, 2015 00:05
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:fountain sodas are, iirc, flavored mixes added directly to carbonated water and then put into the machine you know a lot about soft drink
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krampster2 posted:this is my macdonalds story, please do not read if you can't poop stories: i have not eaten fast food in probably years, but today i had two cheesburgers, fries and a sprite. earlier that day i had done a poop, i poop once a day. but on this day after my macdonalds meal i did another poop and that poop was not a good poop. let me go into more detail on what my poop is normally like. normally it is well formed and solid. normally i do not even need to wipe my butt more than once because it is clean. on this occasion however the poop was like a river, complete liquid and it stank real nasty. i had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up it was not fun. do not feel so good in the stomach right now. i had not eaten anything else so wtf gives? how do people eat this food on the reg? my butt
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krampster2 posted:you know a lot about soft drink you might say I'm a connoseur
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Apr 12, 2015 00:08
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That's what I had for dinner last night, except water instead of soda pop, because I was trying to pretend I had a morsel of dignity. I woke up at 2am and pooped much like you did, and it made my whole house smell.
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Apr 12, 2015 00:08
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krampster2 posted:i had mcdonalds for lunch and got the shits at about 7pm. lol I feel sorry for you and your dainty digestive system
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Apr 12, 2015 00:10
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spacemang_spliff posted:lol I feel sorry for you and your dainty digestive system Oh my stars! I do believe my colon's got the vapors!
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Apr 12, 2015 00:11
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I had a mcdouble now I have ulcerative colitis
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Apr 12, 2015 00:11
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i had a cinnatwist from taco bell and my anus prolapsed
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Apr 12, 2015 00:12
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i eat it with my mouthlips and teeth
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Apr 12, 2015 00:15
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i just get chicken mcnuggets
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Apr 12, 2015 00:20
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"When lava pours out near the sea surface," krampster2's mind recalled, "tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur." He closed his eyes, blocking out the dimly lit, damp McDonald's bathroom stall, and slowly exhaled as he released gallon after gallon of glowing, burning hot magma. Water hissed and steamed as the foamy mousse poured into the bowl, releasing a potpourri that both frightened and excited his olfactory system. He gripped the edges of the bowl and raised his legs to counteract the sudden loss of weight. Inside, his gut shuddered, and a strange sensation of emptiness filled him as a vacuum formed inside is lower intestines, his sphincter unable to pause for breath. He let out a heavy sigh, the storm having passed, and gingerly wiped the sweat from his brow with the back of his fat, meaty hand. He reached down, fumbling for the toilet paper, only to be greeted, to his horror, by the sight of a single brown, empty tube.
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what the heck
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Jick Magger posted:"When lava pours out near the sea surface," krampster2's mind recalled, "tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur." Even better if you imagine his avatar doing its dance while on said toilet
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