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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Friendship train may have derailed at chickens, but it's pulling into Wolf Station.

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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Politeness has a pretty good record so far.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
That is a wee man desperately in need of booze. And when a wee man needs booze, you buy him booze.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Wonder if we should have messed with that chest? Or if we're going to find clues around here to take back underground.

Anyway, have a look at the barred building. Bars keep secrets in!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I think we need to go back and befriend that spider, guys.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Man, dreams are dangerous.

So we lost EJ and the jerkin, or is anything we're carrying save from ol' Mean Jake?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Wait, it was easier to just take a running jump at the chasm? Ouch.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Is there any reason aside from chivalry to not repeatedly fight the semi-aquatic egg-laying mammals for a fountain of money and XP?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I have a feeling whatever weapon we try is going to shatter, so goodbye dagger.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Oh good lord. We've got nothing to go on picking these answers and some of them are instant death?

Well, at least if the dragons eat Pips we'll be able to fish out a ready supply. Some of them poisoned!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
We don't know. Curse that Poetic Fiend and his mastery of riddles and his certainly not waiting around to hear us get stumped!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Let's go left! They'll all dump out in the same place anyway and we'll have a laugh about Pip getting all excited.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Ah, teleporters. Watch out for flies, Pip!

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Good old Bert. Always ready with a wise word in a dark place.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Yes, staring down a Scotsman with a caber is certainly the least pleasant place to be. Well done there, Pip.

I'll say northeast just because.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Don't get greedy now, Pip. Let's have a look into 90 instead.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry

Ghostwoods posted:

Left to right: 95, 105, 115 and 80

Sounds as deadly as any other way to me!

Good, I mean. I mean good.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I still feel a bit of a varlet for beating up an old lady, even if she was a murderous old lady.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
We've got 279 Gold Pieces and nothing to do with them. Let's give the Nerd some money. Perhaps we'll get a free toaster or pencil with our first deposit.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Aw, I thought we'd have kept one of those tinglerings. I know we found several. They're probably all lying at the bottom of 14, though.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Well, that's a proper hard fight with a proper payout. Or at least, when you're buffed, this huge risk can get you double-buffed.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
For some reason it seems kind of cute that the dungeon got remodeled after the map was drawn.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
It's a shame there aren't three of them or the shield would save us anyhow.

...eh, we are still a wreckin' machine, though. Fight them first. Maybe this thing is trying to drain the pressure and shutting it off will doom us.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Let's have a poke around in, oh, 156?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
We cannot escape the death chickens.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Ancient Greece, huh? Hmm. Wonder if Excalibur's gone because some young Pip grabbed it up in the past to deliver it in the future. Then again, do we know Excalibur's missing?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Dang, that was a lot of rolling. Is this what combats are going to be like for the whole book?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
This group combat is actually interesting. I mean, Pip could ill afford to take hits so he never took them. Now we've got actual friendlies and friendly casualties.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Hmm. Well, I suppose we are a helping sort or we'd hardly be Pip to begin with. 167.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Hmm.

Does the poison stack? If we're a lucky Pip we may be able to get him well envenomed without dying too badly.

Glazius fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Sep 13, 2015

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Huh. I wonder how many of those keys we'll need.

Also someone's frameshifted Merlin's Greek alphabet, I shouldn't wonder.

Let's walk through the trilithion. Maybe we'll be able to save the world from being drowned in nuclear fire.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Defeat the fair maiden and rescue the poor mansel.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Thank goodness for universal poisons, otherwise that would have risked a lot more bad luck.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Did Pip even get in more than one hit there? Wow, what a cruel fate.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Additional voting for west.

Why do I suspect this island is designed to make us wander until we go to 116?

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
It sounds like the sort of thing that might be the grim reaper's special express to 14, but it is an adventure and we wish to have it. 166.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Dang, origami. These books seem to find a way to do some arts and crafts somehow.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
Wow. This really smacks of trick question, but I can't think what the trick is. One.

I mean, unless they've got an elephant skull somewhere, in which case the "cyclops" actually has two eyes.

Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
3 sounds alright.

Have we found a way to get to the center of the island yet? What does our path look like so far?

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Glazius
Jul 22, 2007

Hail all those who are able,
any mouse can,
any mouse will,
but the Guard prevail.

Clapping Larry
I worry this sheep will also be an illusion.

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