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Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

There is a big difference between liking video games as an adult and liking women that look like little girls.

Why are you sorry you aren't a pedo? Do you want to be a pedo? Is that why you fetishize hairless pussy?

are you trying to be funny or something bc it isnt working

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Maneki Neko
Oct 27, 2000

Waltzing Along posted:

There is a big difference between liking video games as an adult and liking women that look like little girls.

Not if you own a Vita!

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Hair absorbs stank. You can't argue with science.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzg7Ybv2Pmo

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


I think it's real fucken lame when a lady has no pubes. Trim don't shave.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
I'd rather suck a smooth cock than eat a big stinky hairball pussy

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



has anyone ever trimmed their pubes into the shape of a skull?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

has anyone ever trimmed their pubes into the shape of a skull?

best grooming decision of the year

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Zzulu posted:

expecting women to groom themselves in the year of our lord 2015 is extremely sexist and problematic

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



landing strip is and will always be superior

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
loving lol at guys who can't handle a little bush
you know it isn't growing inside it, right? good god

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
^^bitch you ever ate some hairy pussy that smells a little off and you're getting hairs in your mouth?

Cubey posted:

landing strip is and will always be superior

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Cubey posted:

landing strip is and will always be superior

Do you think Danica Patrick has a landing strip? Probably.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Ramsus posted:

^^bitch you ever ate some hairy pussy that smells a little off and you're getting hairs in your mouth?

Why were you doing that?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Ramsus posted:

^^bitch you ever ate some hairy pussy that smells a little off and you're getting hairs in your mouth?

buddy if you don't know the difference between a girl's vulva and her actual clit/vaginal opening then I don't know what to tell you
same for if you're getting with girls who are "not so fresh down there" to begin with good god

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
where's the fuckin pics!!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Pierat posted:

where's the fuckin pics!!

Is that supposed to be a question!!

NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

hemophilia posted:

I've gone down on both and I have to protest the hairy pussy movement.

if girls want other hairy parts that's probably good and empowering, but hairy pussies = less fun to put mouth on. the less pussies going down on, the more frigid bitches in the air shrieking like harpies, which creates an environment that fosters more gay people rightfully forswearing pussies, eventually creating a population bottleneck along with civil strife, new conditions unwind the clock on the feminist movement and soon women's suffrage is something you laugh about and we slowly move towards a future with tleilaxu like axlotl tanks for babies and anal implants. gay buttboys will get rear end-pussy implants that get pregnant and say 'thank you sir' in belches as they hurl out used cum

She uttered "oh creap" under her breath and then "yes please" in an exuberant and orgasmic way.

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

proof of concept posted:

buddy if you don't know the difference between a girl's vulva and her actual clit/vaginal opening then I don't know what to tell you
same for if you're getting with girls who are "not so fresh down there" to begin with good god

it's humanly impossible to be perfectly fresh after being at a party for a few hours or whatever especially in a hot humid environment

this isn't prepared for highly calculated autist sex we're talking about

also good luck not getting some hair in your mouth while licking a clit surrounded by a full bush, thread just turned into virgin honeypot

President Kucinich
Feb 21, 2003

Bitterly Clinging to my AK47 and Das Kapital

With the beard fad being completely worn out, it's transitioning from facial hair to pubic hair and from men to women.

We're not neanderthals and waxing was invented for a reason.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Seriously where are the pics morons

Pussy hair is gorgeous, people's junk looks weird and wrong without it. Please enjoy a small assortment of pics that are Quite Safe For Work if you are a gynecologist or a professional masturbator.

http://imgur.com/iL9vpwS :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/nteT5EM.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/LeKwgFl.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/yYui8TU.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/qQnZ5yL.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Vo6wwAt.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/kZOJJGg.jpg :nws:

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Well maintained pubes add personality and sex appeal and come with the added bonus of not making it look like raw infected chicken down there with razor bumps and nothing else staring you in the face. What is people's obsession with absolutely hairless prepubescent genitals

VV

man nurse fucked around with this message at 10:59 on Apr 12, 2015

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just gotta trim it to win it

if you were to describe your pubes as a BUSH you are doing it wrong.

that red head girl omg

numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 11:00 on Apr 12, 2015

wid
Sep 7, 2005
Living in paradise (only bombed once)
A lot of people ITT would rather lick scabs than hair.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
Too many girls who shave give themselves razor bumps instead, which is worse than hair.

They should teach that in school.

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx

SkyEnzo
Mar 8, 2015

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

Flesh Forge posted:

Seriously where are the pics morons

Pussy hair is gorgeous, people's junk looks weird and wrong without it. Please enjoy a small assortment of pics that are Quite Safe For Work if you are a gynecologist or a professional masturbator.

http://imgur.com/iL9vpwS :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/nteT5EM.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/LeKwgFl.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/yYui8TU.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/qQnZ5yL.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Vo6wwAt.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/kZOJJGg.jpg :nws:

Nice pics.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Oh here we loving go... Listening to goons opinions on pubic hair is like listening to two McDonalds managers jaw off about which luxury car drives better.

Just eat it and enjoy it. I've never once pulled a girls panties off and been like "oh no, what a disaster!" because hey! I got a girl naked in my bed, that's pretty boss.

Landing strip, full bush, or totally bare idgaf, just as long as I get to eat it and gently caress it.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gary oldmans diary posted:

its common courtesy to shave your pussy if you want oral
like a dude not having sweat schlong and stinknuts when he says he wants head

Mods please rename me to sweatschlong stinknuts.

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


I'm a pussy hipster. Shaved poon is some basic bitch

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
In the future when we have banished clothing for being oppressive, we will focus all our style on our pubes;

http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/03/pub-11.png
http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/03/pub-31.png
http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/03/pub-cov.png

naem
May 29, 2011

ThePriceIsRight posted:

good im tired of making out with a stubbly homer simpson when i goin down on a bitch

opposite

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Flesh Forge posted:

Seriously where are the pics morons

Pussy hair is gorgeous, people's junk looks weird and wrong without it. Please enjoy a small assortment of pics that are Quite Safe For Work if you are a gynecologist or a professional masturbator.

http://imgur.com/iL9vpwS :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/nteT5EM.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/LeKwgFl.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/yYui8TU.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/qQnZ5yL.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Vo6wwAt.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/kZOJJGg.jpg :nws:

lol most of those are pretty groomed

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
anybody know of any sexy ways to fish a hair out of your mouth before continuing?

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


vyst posted:

Mods please rename me to sweatschlong stinknuts.

Same but rename me to Pussy Hipster.

Aunt Teefa
Mar 17, 2015


This hairy bush woman empowerment bullshit is the new fat acceptance movement. Like just admit that you're lazy, dirty, and don't have good grooming habits, and don't give a gently caress about you or your partner's sexual enjoyment instead of trying to justify it with some SJW-movement bullshit that everyone can see for what it is: you trying to shift blame for your lovely lifestyle choices onto the other person for not liking it. Seriously if you defend your hairy snatch, you're grasping at any straw to not have to face the fact that deep down you know it's gross you just got some weird personal hangup about your cooz you're trying to project onto someone else.

Also lol if you can't shave a pussy without getting gross ingrown hairs and razor bumps. Like you're an adult, it's not loving hard to shave properly. Deep throat a dick with pubes going up your nose or suck a dude's hairy nuts and then tell me how we should enjoy eating some hairy pussy. Actually, I'm pretty sure there's some serious correlation between chicks with hairy bushes acting all indignant and how basic their dick suckin skills are.

Aunt Teefa fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Apr 12, 2015

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

lol u poz bro posted:

This hairy bush woman empowerment bullshit is the new fat acceptance movement. Like just admit that you're lazy, dirty, and don't have good grooming habits, and don't give a gently caress about you or your partner's sexual enjoyment instead of trying to justify it with some SJW-movement bullshit that everyone can see for what it is: you trying to shift blame for your lovely lifestyle choices onto the other person for not liking it. Seriously if you defend your hairy snatch, you're grasping at any straw to not have to face the fact that deep down you know it's gross you just got some weird personal hangup about your cooz you're trying to project onto someone else.

Also lol if you can't shave a pussy without getting gross ingrown hairs and razor bumps. Like you're an adult, it's not loving hard to shave properly. Deep throat a dick with pubes going up your nose or suck a dude's hairy nuts and then tell me how we should enjoy eating some hairy pussy. Actually, I'm pretty sure there's some serious correlation between chicks with hairy bushes acting all indignant and how basic their dick suckin skills are.

lol

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

lol u poz bro posted:

This hairy bush woman empowerment bullshit is the new fat acceptance movement. Like just admit that you're lazy, dirty, and don't have good grooming habits, and don't give a gently caress about you or your partner's sexual enjoyment instead of trying to justify it with some SJW-movement bullshit that everyone can see for what it is: you trying to shift blame for your lovely lifestyle choices onto the other person for not liking it. Seriously if you defend your hairy snatch, you're grasping at any straw to not have to face the fact that deep down you know it's gross you just got some weird personal hangup about your cooz you're trying to project onto someone else.

Also lol if you can't shave a pussy without getting gross ingrown hairs and razor bumps. Like you're an adult, it's not loving hard to shave properly. Deep throat a dick with pubes going up your nose or suck a dude's hairy nuts and then tell me how we should enjoy eating some hairy pussy. Actually, I'm pretty sure there's some serious correlation between chicks with hairy bushes acting all indignant and how basic their dick suckin skills are.

brilliant analysis

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old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Just remember whoever ends up disagreeing with that and white knighting hairy cooters - you can have all of them, sincerely. No ones fighting you for that hairy puss.

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