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man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


lol u poz bro posted:

This hairy bush woman empowerment bullshit is the new fat acceptance movement. Like just admit that you're lazy, dirty, and don't have good grooming habits, and don't give a gently caress about you or your partner's sexual enjoyment instead of trying to justify it with some SJW-movement bullshit that everyone can see for what it is: you trying to shift blame for your lovely lifestyle choices onto the other person for not liking it. Seriously if you defend your hairy snatch, you're grasping at any straw to not have to face the fact that deep down you know it's gross you just got some weird personal hangup about your cooz you're trying to project onto someone else.

Also lol if you can't shave a pussy without getting gross ingrown hairs and razor bumps. Like you're an adult, it's not loving hard to shave properly. Deep throat a dick with pubes going up your nose or suck a dude's hairy nuts and then tell me how we should enjoy eating some hairy pussy. Actually, I'm pretty sure there's some serious correlation between chicks with hairy bushes acting all indignant and how basic their dick suckin skills are.

haha holy poo poo dude

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

OP grins, his teeth full of pubic hair

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

various cheeses posted:

OP grins, his teeth full of pubic hair

lmfao

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
waltzing trolls a dude who probably beats it to anime kids and many more out themselves as never having seen lady parts. thanks for this thread, op.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

merkin thoughts and views?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

toggle posted:

merkin thoughts and views?

USA#1

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

BigBoss posted:

lol most of those are pretty groomed

Whats yuor point exactly

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

toggle posted:

merkin thoughts and views?

👍🏿

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

toggle posted:

merkin thoughts and views?

that's the thing that goes up, like a barrel shroud, right?

Prince Reggie K
Feb 12, 2007

I've been denied all the best Ultra-Sex.

Zzulu posted:

In the future when we have banished clothing for being oppressive, we will focus all our style on our pubes;

http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/03/pub-11.png
http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/03/pub-31.png
http://cdn.mtlblog.com/uploads/2014/03/pub-cov.png

would

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

various cheeses posted:

OP grins, his teeth full of pubic hair

if not this, then you're doing it wrong

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
once you go the full judith you never go back

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
if the pussy is hairy and you wont munch out, the reall pussy is you.

seriously just spread that poo poo and start licking, or is your mind too warped from professional porn stars

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
Things found in bush hours after she had that shower and you finally got her home in bed - sweat, lint, vaginal secretion, BO, loose hair

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


Ramsus posted:

Things found in bush hours after she had that shower and you finally got her home in bed - sweat, lint, vaginal secretion, BO, loose hair

as opposed to when there's no hair lmao shave any part of your body it will still collect all of those things

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

BigBoss posted:

lol most of those are pretty groomed

Well that's the point isn't it? Why does it have to be either barren desert or tropical rainforest?

Men wanna play golf.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Hairless = nothing gets stuck in the back of my throat, completely ruining the mood

I mean I'll still do it I don't give a gently caress if you're on your period or what

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Just groom like a normal person. Nobody is saying shave it all off but nobody likes a jungle of hair either except a small minority of fetishists.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

dog buttz posted:

Hairless = nothing gets stuck in the back of my throat, completely ruining the mood

ONLY THE CLEANEST SEX WILL DO. GET IN THE DELOUSING SHOWER, BITCH

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

man nurse posted:

as opposed to when there's no hair lmao shave any part of your body it will still collect all of those things

You've never been close to a vagina if you don't know these things are way worse in bush form compared to trimmed or waxed. The hair provides much more surface area for fungi and bacteria to stink it up.

hippies

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Flesh Forge posted:

Seriously where are the pics morons

Pussy hair is gorgeous, people's junk looks weird and wrong without it. Please enjoy a small assortment of pics that are Quite Safe For Work if you are a gynecologist or a professional masturbator.

http://imgur.com/iL9vpwS :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/nteT5EM.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/LeKwgFl.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/yYui8TU.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/qQnZ5yL.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Vo6wwAt.jpg :nws:
http://i.imgur.com/kZOJJGg.jpg :nws:

Thanks for posting your Merkin catelog. I'd like to order item number Vo6wwAt, qQnZ5yL, and nteT5EM.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Wonder how all the "natural bush = better" idiots in this thread feel about women not shaving their armpits or legs, because that seems to be becoming A Thing as well.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

"I carry both a condom and ziploc bag full of pubic hair, just in case I hook up with a girl with a clean, shaved vagina." -OP



the condom has long expired

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
I wonder what all the "shaved or go home" idiots in this thread would have done if they were born a hundred years ago

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Junk posted:

I wonder what all the "shaved or go home" idiots in this thread would have done if they were born a hundred years ago

probably post a lot less

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Vernii posted:

Wonder how all the "natural bush = better" idiots in this thread feel about women not shaving their armpits or legs, because that seems to be becoming A Thing as well.

are we to understand that you have a problem with leg or armpit hair

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Cubey posted:

landing strip is and will always be superior

no thanks, i'd prefer my girl's coochie not look like hitler.

a real rude dude
Jan 23, 2005

Vernii posted:

Wonder how all the "natural bush = better" idiots in this thread feel about women not shaving their armpits or legs, because that seems to be becoming A Thing as well.

i dont gently caress armpits so its not real important to me

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

by Lowtax

Shyfted One
May 9, 2008

Vernii posted:

Wonder how all the "natural bush = better" idiots in this thread feel about women not shaving their armpits or legs, because that seems to be becoming A Thing as well.

:laffo:

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
a nice bush is fine but hairy labia is what i don't like. putting my nose in your bush is fine, whatever, but nobody likes hair between their teeth

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Ramsus posted:

You've never been close to a vagina if you don't know these things are way worse in bush form compared to trimmed or waxed. The hair provides much more surface area for fungi and bacteria to stink it up.

hippies

Well I hope you shaved your scalp and eyebrows you stank rear end motherfucker

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Flesh Forge posted:

Well I hope you shaved your scalp and eyebrows you stank rear end motherfucker

well i do but that's because my scalp and eyebrows get sweaty, experience vaginal discharge, are right next to my rear end in a top hat, and are often constrained in non-breathing fabrics

Aunt Teefa
Mar 17, 2015


if you're a lady posting in this thread defending your hairy puss you're likely a basic bitch who's never buried her face in a dude's pubes or sucked hairy nuts otherwise you'd understand why men probably don't enjoy burying their face in pubes when they're trying to keep their dick hard. It's common loving courtesy. If you're not willing to take a mouthful of my dick hair or get up in my crevices when I haven't shaved, don't expect me to return the favor.

If you're a dude posting in this thread white knighting hairy pussy, just lol. beta as gently caress.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

you irl posted:

well i do but that's because my scalp and eyebrows get sweaty, experience vaginal discharge, are right next to my rear end in a top hat, and are often constrained in non-breathing fabrics

in other words a typical goon

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Aunt Teefa
Mar 17, 2015


you irl posted:

well i do but that's because my scalp and eyebrows get sweaty, experience vaginal discharge, are right next to my rear end in a top hat, and are often constrained in non-breathing fabrics

lol loving ownage, this right here is basically it.

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