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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Boy, I sure hate :argh: HIPSTERS :argh:

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Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
I saw a post on linkedin the other day that said it was time to shave of your beards because that style is out of fashion now, can anyone confirm or deny this as I'm not in touch with the young people

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
lol if you do uncool things and think they will make you cool

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
hating hipsters seems pretty hipster because hipsters hate popular things and hipster is popular right now but hating hipsters is also popular and ive gone crosseyed

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008
loving hipsters. Assholes ruined my only family tradition. My grandma drank PBR for fucks sake. Now I can't pick up a sixxer without being judged as a pretentious hipster douchebag.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Crewmine posted:

I saw a post on linkedin the other day that said it was time to shave of your beards because that style is out of fashion now, can anyone confirm or deny this as I'm not in touch with the young people

http://www.businessinsider.com/shave-your-beard-right-now-2015-4


quote:

The New York Times' style section wrote about technicolor beards in Brooklyn this week.

If that fact on its own doesn't convince you that the rugged beard trend is over, perhaps this excerpt citing DJ Andy Butler and celebrity groomer Diana Schmidtke will:


He also pointed to the silliness of the beard trend in general: "All kinds of men latched onto it; it was a man trend and it was this notion of masculinity and what's handsome, but it may have hit its peak."

Ms. Schmidtke is in his camp. The dyed beard is so hokey, it's like signaling there isn't anywhere left to go, she said. "Look, a five o'clock shadow is timeless, but if you saw all the top nominated guys at the Oscars, they were mostly cleanshaven," she said, citing her client Mr. Keaton.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
people may not agree on what one is but you know 'em when you see 'em

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Man I sure do hate hipsters

*loves to masturbate to all the teen chicks made up like hipsters in every porn vid these days*

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Yep, that's the one

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Duh Ugh posted:

loving hipsters. Assholes ruined my only family tradition. My grandma drank PBR for fucks sake. Now I can't pick up a sixxer without being judged as a pretentious hipster douchebag.

Try drinking beer that isn't flavorless swill

hth

Vivek
Jun 27, 2007


Duh Ugh posted:

loving hipsters. Assholes ruined my only family tradition. My grandma drank PBR for fucks sake. Now I can't pick up a sixxer without being judged as a pretentious hipster douchebag.

"I liked PBR before it was cool"

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

I also just read the comments and they're pretty good, people are accusing the author of being a shill for Big Shave

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

Crewmine posted:

I also just read the comments and they're pretty good, people are accusing the author of being a shill for Big Shave

quote:

By quite neatly crippling the economy and obliterating the middle class, "business insiders" like Ms Ferro created a culture where a more rugged look was able to flourish, given the rather exorbinate cost of shaving supplies, the dwindling number of traditional professional jobs available to young men, and the distasteful morality now widely asociated with the grooming habits of businessmen and poilticians . If you are disappointed by the failure of upcoming generations to adhere to your notions of proper dress, maybe you need to invest more energy and resources into improving the general wellfare of the population.


lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I don't care for them

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

yeah i agree i hate hipsters... such as you op.

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
This thread sucks. I think I'll go for a caramel machiatto :v:

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

Magres posted:

Try drinking beer that isn't flavorless swill

hth

Real men like flavorless swill. rear end in a top hat hipsters pervert the traits of real men. Just look at what they've done to beards.

Han Solomon
Mar 7, 2015

BOUND
AND
GAGGED
well i hated hipsters before it was cool!

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i don't like anyone, really.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I'm hipster and a sjw.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
i too hate things because im told to

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

they're so hip though

Magres
Jul 14, 2011

Duh Ugh posted:

Real men like flavorless swill. rear end in a top hat hipsters pervert the traits of real men. Just look at what they've done to beards.

Please, real men like stouts.

How to make a PBR taste-alike:

Take a real beer, pour out 3/4s of it, refill with water.

Zombiejack
Jan 16, 2006
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
i';m glad they've made beards more acceptable

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
i thought this trend went away already jfc

naem
May 29, 2011

Like 4 years ago everyone had a fixed gear bike with bright neon wheel rims and extremely tight pants. Then the neon vanished overnight and everyone grew a beard, then the fixed gear became an old fashioned ten speed, now everyone dresses like a 1997 dad from Ohio

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

"business news" :lol:

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Blood Boils
Dec 27, 2006

Its not an S, on my planet it means QUIPS
I'm a hipster AMA

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
show me on the dolly where the hipster touched you

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Vivek posted:

"I liked PBR before it was cool"

Only retards drink warm beer

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the only times ive had coffee from starbucks it was bitter crap

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

a hate young adults who have sex

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
The worst part is their stupid clothes.

Duh Ugh
May 27, 2008

amityville anus posted:

Only retards drink warm beer

Real men don't need no refrigeration.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
HIPSTERS!!!!!:argh:!!!!!!

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
:argh:HIPSTERS :argh:

:nws: http://www.aliexpress.com/item/See-Through-Penis-Bikini-8-Color-Hipster-Sexy-Men-s-Sheer-Mini-Brief-Bulge-Pouch-Underwear/1703748091.html

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
can you be a black hipster

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

casual beep posted:

can you be a black hipster

well *I* can't.

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IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

psyopmonkey posted:

HIPSTERS!!!!!:argh:!!!!!!



can't tell if that's a hipster or someone from north dakota...

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