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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Xtanstic posted:

Jumbo will end up in Florida with the rest of the geezers

thornton 2 jagr

:allears:

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Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

Mr. Kite posted:

Its 2 high picks, then one or two years of playoffs, then one or two Cups

See: Ducks, Penguins, Blackhawks, Kings

Don't see: avalanche

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




Simplex posted:

Don't see: avalanche

everything just went downhill after Sakic retired :smith:

that and some loving dumb trades

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Habibi posted:

Haven't seen this posted, so


Oh please oh please oh please

2 weeks from now, the Sharks extend Wilson and Jumbo Joe retires in protest.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.
Are Torontonians anti-Shanahan or was Jeff Blair's comment that he's an "empty suit" just a one-off thing?

Giant Tourtiere
Aug 4, 2006

TRICHER
POUR
GAGNER
Jeff Blair seems to be increasingly angry about something and I know not what.

He seems to be cultivating an 'edgy' persona more than he used to and it means he says more stupid stuff than previously.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Didn't fix the team in 3 months, he's garbage.

Twin Cinema
Jun 1, 2006



Playoffs are no big deal,
don't have a crap attack.

evenworse username posted:

Jeff Blair seems to be increasingly angry about something and I know not what.

He seems to be cultivating an 'edgy' persona more than he used to and it means he says more stupid stuff than previously.

I don't really listen to a lot of FAN outside of Tim & Sid (RIP), but I always thought that Blair was cranky (well, not more than Wilner) but still somewhat reasonable. That opinion has slowly been changing towards the negative every time I've heard him recently.

Aphrodite posted:

Didn't fix the team in 3 months, he's garbage.

So many good men lost their jobs over the weekend :(

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

fits posted:

thornton 2 jagr

:allears:

Jagr to Thornton to Bjugstad. Lou takes poop break.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sedative posted:

Here are some things to make FAS angry from Frank Seravalli, one of the few good Flyers writers:


I don't really have anything to add except "fire Craig Berube into the god drat sun"

one more from that dummy:

Dave Isaac @davegisaac · 22s
Berube on Couturier/Bergeron: "I’m not trying to compare the two. I put a scenario together about a player that’s a similar type of player."


HE DOESN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WORDS MEAN

He's a loving moron and I can't wait to see him (hopefully) go, OP

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
partial worlds rosters starting to come out

usa:

F Marc Arcobello
F Matt Hendricks
F Dylan Larkin
F Trevor Lewis
F Jeremy Morin
F Steve Moses
F Dan Sexton
F Ben Smith

D Justin Faulk
D Jake Gardiner
D Torey Krug
D John Moore
D Connor Murphy
D Mike Reilly

G Alex Lyon

canada:
F Matt Duchene
F Cody Eakin
F Jordan Eberle
F Tyler Ennis
F Claude Giroux
F Taylor Hall
F Nathan MacKinnon
F Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
F Ryan O'Rielly
F Tyler Seguin
F Jason Spezza
F Tyler Toffoli

D Tyson Barrie
D Brent Burns
D Aaron Ekblad
D Jake Muzzin
D David Savard

G Martin Jones
G Mike Smith

revtoiletduck
Aug 21, 2006
smart newbie
Those two teams seem pretty evenly matched.

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
It starts May 1st, right? Carey Price should be available.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

revtoiletduck posted:

Those two teams seem pretty evenly matched.

I'm assuming that's a joke because it looks like Canada should kick the poo poo out of them.

e: manually corrected autocorrect absurdity

Habibi fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Apr 15, 2015

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
So the draft lottery is Saturday at 8 and I guess they'll be playing that immediately prior to the Pens/Rangers.

I don't mind if Buffalo gets Mcdavid but it would be interesting to see him go somewhere good.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Words roster:

USA

Recall coma, bro?
Mr. Naked Stitch
Drink Anally
Relive Worst
Join Mr. Emery
Vetoes Mess
Tanned Sox
Bent Hims

Fistula Junk
Grade A Jerkin'
Guy or Trek
Mojo or Her?
R. Punchy Moron
I Kill Emery

Aloe Lynx

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Just saw that Hextall is having a presser tomorrow at 2 to announce a decision on Berube

Let's gooooooo Hexy

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Just saw that Hextall is having a presser tomorrow at 2 to announce a decision on Berube

Let's gooooooo Hexy

I'm ready.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

2 year extension.

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say

Habibi posted:

I'm assuming that's a joke because it looks like Canada should kick the poo poo out of them

until mike smith gives up 5 goals

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Zamboni Jesus posted:

until mike smith gives up 5 goals

I know it's Mike Smith, but that team USA roster would be lucky to notch five shots.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

fits posted:

partial worlds rosters starting to come out

usa:

F Marc Arcobello
F Matt Hendricks
F Dylan Larkin
F Trevor Lewis
F Jeremy Morin
F Steve Moses
F Dan Sexton
F Ben Smith

D Justin Faulk
D Jake Gardiner
D Torey Krug
D John Moore
D Connor Murphy
D Mike Reilly

G Alex Lyon

canada:
F Matt Duchene
F Cody Eakin
F Jordan Eberle
F Tyler Ennis
F Claude Giroux
F Taylor Hall
F Nathan MacKinnon
F Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
F Ryan O'Rielly
F Tyler Seguin
F Jason Spezza
F Tyler Toffoli

D Tyson Barrie
D Brent Burns
D Aaron Ekblad
D Jake Muzzin
D David Savard

G Martin Jones
G Mike Smith

I don't think any of these teams will win though.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Sasha aint ratchet posted:

Just saw that Hextall is having a presser tomorrow at 2 to announce a decision on Berube

Let's gooooooo Hexy

hexy pls

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
It doesn't sound like to me that the Devils are going to hire Oates or Stevens. Expecting some dumb lifer. The Dream is Keenan.


e:

quote:

When asked to describe what symptoms he is still experiencing, Clowe said, “Overall, like I said, you have good days and bad days. I've improved a bit, but there's still the eyes, the neck, the headaches, more or less a little fatigue, mood swings, all of that. The fogginess, you don't really realize you're going through it when you're going through it, but it's there.”

gently caress man I thought you actually really played well when you got in there but stay away dude

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Apr 15, 2015

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I don't think you announce a press conference to not fire a guy.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Aphrodite posted:

I don't think you announce a press conference to not fire a guy.

I can see why you'd think that, but then again, Flyers

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Aphrodite posted:

I don't think you announce a press conference to not fire a guy.

Someone should've told MacT that.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ThinkTank posted:

Someone should've told MacT that.

hahaha this is also true

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Habibi posted:

I know it's Mike Smith, but that team USA roster would be lucky to notch five shots.

Hey, don't forget KHL single season goal-scoring record holder and future Nashville Predator tiny man Steve Moses, buster.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


"We've extended Berube another 3 years. We've also hired Ilya Bryzgalov as our new goaltening coach"

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



it's so fun to get to post this in the eliminated teams thread

Boston Bruins ‏@NHLBruins 1m1 minute ago
Boston Bruins relieve Peter Chiarelli of General Manager duties. Read full release: http://bbru.in/1HsJlLR ^BB

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

^^^
AMAZING! What a stupid overreaction. Go Bruins!

Do we need a separate draft thread? The Draft Lottery is coming up on Saturday and this is probably the most important draft in a decade.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



The Leafs scheduled a conference call with the press to announce when they extended Carlyle after collapsing last season, it's not unheard of for a team to make positive-ish announcements in public when there's turmoil so that they can preempt a lot of commentary in the articles to be written.

That guy's totally getting fired though.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

ThinkTank posted:

^^^
AMAZING! What a stupid overreaction. Go Bruins!

Do we need a separate draft thread? The Draft Lottery is coming up on Saturday and this is probably the most important draft in a decade.

Yeah that's just crazy. I thought Chiarelli did a really good job aside from the Seguin trade which was absolutely disastrous and dumb.

Well Bruins fans I hope for your sake that your ownership is less moronic than mine and doesn't hire the likes of Jim Rutherford.

fake edit: I lied, I hope you get Pierre Mcguire

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say
firing chiarelli is an overreaction but he also hasn't done anything useful in like 3 years

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's not an overreaction, it's an underreaction. He should have been fired 2 years ago.

Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001

Dude hasn't done anything noteworthy in years and trading Boychuk was straight imbecile level stuff

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



steve simmons ‏@simmonssteve
If I'm Brendan Shanahan, my GM search is over. I hire Peter Chiarelli today. Let him trade Phil Kessel. He's already done it once.

steve simmons has to be brain damaged

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
yeah i'm not sure where this "overreaction" stuff is coming from, that dude did a pretty horrible job the last few years

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whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Aye Doc posted:

steve simmons has to be brain damaged

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