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porkchop_express
May 27, 2004

powerofrecall posted:

Triggered hisself

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

A misanthrope posted:

all the mens rights activists who kill themselves for getting friendzoned and we're gonna pick on the sjws? dont hardly seem fair
post links

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

powerofrecall posted:

Triggered hisself

jfc that's 2 threads you've crushed on the first page, poster of the month at least. Bravo

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

"Joe Biden. Just loving look at him."

*Repitilians mind-control man into shooting himself*

"He, uh, he was a Social Justice type. Wanted equal rights for Headmates. Yeah."

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

top kek

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

trigger hisself has legs, long may it run

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

powerofrecall posted:

Triggered hisself

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Volume posted:

post links

Literally google "friendzone suicide"

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
stop shooting yourselves and shoot the rich fucks in charge jesus gently caress

the world is doomed

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

powerofrecall posted:

This is definitely what I wanted to come back to after an 8 hour car ride.

Close this thread.

Sorry your friend shot himself

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

i'm guessing "triggered hisself" has something to do with the "just got triggered" gbs scandal

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

did we ever find out why this guy triggered hisself

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
triggered hisself is the new im gay

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
if anyone is immutably suicidal because they have absolutely nothing left including close friends and family then you should know that going on a massive high profile shooting spree and doing an hardcore suicide by cop is no only viable but you will be put on posters and tshirts and books will be written about you. all of you. no matter how much it happens it's always sensational and the person who does it is always complicated and interesting.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I just wish someone that does one of these psycho shooting sprees would kill someone that actually did bad things in the world.

Like, why are you killing just random innocent people? Go loving kill some investment bankers or billionaires or Koches or something.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Moridin920 posted:

I just wish someone that does one of these psycho shooting sprees would kill someone that actually did bad things in the world.

Like, why are you killing just random innocent people? Go loving kill some investment bankers or billionaires or Koches or something.

st. dorner

Amos Moses
Oct 13, 2012

by Ralp
A good start :clint:

encourage them to do this as the ultimate form of protest

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

anyone remember when that dude lit himself on fire in chicago in protest of the iraq war? no. and i didn't even learn about it til 2009 lmao

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Tsinava posted:

if anyone is immutably suicidal because they have absolutely nothing left including close friends and family then you should know that going on a massive high profile shooting spree and doing an hardcore suicide by cop is no only viable but you will be put on posters and tshirts and books will be written about you. all of you. no matter how much it happens it's always sensational and the person who does it is always complicated and interesting.

counterpoint, elliott rodger

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
uh he was on about taaxataion not tranny porn, sorry thread

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp

Pivotal Lever posted:

counterpoint, elliott rodger

you have to kill important people. it helps if they're bad.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Moridin920 posted:

I just wish someone that does one of these psycho shooting sprees would kill someone that actually did bad things in the world.

Like, why are you killing just random innocent people? Go loving kill some investment bankers or billionaires or Koches or something.

We don't know much about this guy he might have done some terrible things in his life.

Suicide man might be a true hero

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

I just wish someone that does one of these psycho shooting sprees would kill someone that actually did bad things in the world.

Like, why are you killing just random innocent people? Go loving kill some investment bankers or billionaires or Koches or something.

Well elliot rodger was stymied by a door, I imagine most of these buffoons would be thrown for a loop by a gated community.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I'm pretty sure that being an expert on self immolation means you've at least done it once. Which, paradoxically, indicates that you're not very drat good at it.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

psyopmonkey posted:

Lets not go there...



i didnt even knw you could have kids

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

I just wish someone that does one of these psycho shooting sprees would kill someone that actually did bad things in the world.

Like, why are you killing just random innocent people? Go loving kill some investment bankers or billionaires or Koches or something.

Those guys tend to have security details made up of guys from world's intelligence services and special forces. It's very rare someone can get close to them unless they want them to.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
I dunno, the Koch brothers hang around big tall glass buildings. Shouldn't be too hard to get a sniper rifle.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



WarpedNaba posted:

I dunno, the Koch brothers hang around big tall glass buildings. Shouldn't be too hard to get a sniper rifle.

Or a plane.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Would an RPG-7 fit in an elevator?

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



bring back lf

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Another dead-ender tries something outrageous. This time, a Florida mailman flew a gyrocopter onto the Capitol lawn to protest for campaign reform.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/ruskin-mailman-tries-flying-to-capitol-in-gyrocopter-to-deliver-campaign/2225584

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Young Freud posted:

Another dead-ender tries something outrageous. This time, a Florida mailman flew a gyrocopter onto the Capitol lawn to protest for campaign reform.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/ruskin-mailman-tries-flying-to-capitol-in-gyrocopter-to-deliver-campaign/2225584

maybe he's just a mad max fan?

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

Young Freud posted:

Another dead-ender tries something outrageous. This time, a Florida mailman flew a gyrocopter onto the Capitol lawn to protest for campaign reform.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/ruskin-mailman-tries-flying-to-capitol-in-gyrocopter-to-deliver-campaign/2225584

quote:

Richard Burns, 27, a worker at a marijuana lobby group in Washington, stood by the Capitol in wonder and solidarity.

"I don't know whatever it was he was doing, but I support him," Burns said.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Young Freud posted:

Another dead-ender tries something outrageous. This time, a Florida mailman flew a gyrocopter onto the Capitol lawn to protest for campaign reform.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/ruskin-mailman-tries-flying-to-capitol-in-gyrocopter-to-deliver-campaign/2225584

that guys owns

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Senator Lindsey Graham: “He should have been subject to being shot out of the sky. I don’t know why he wasn’t.”

And then he invoked national security:

“Our nation is under siege. Radical Islam is a threat to our homeland. There are probably radical Islamic cells in our backyard already, and if somebody is willing to approach vital government infrastructure, they should do so at their own peril.”

"Glad Hughes is alive," he added.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Young Freud posted:

Another dead-ender tries something outrageous. This time, a Florida mailman flew a gyrocopter onto the Capitol lawn to protest for campaign reform.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/politics/elections/ruskin-mailman-tries-flying-to-capitol-in-gyrocopter-to-deliver-campaign/2225584

dudes owns and operates his own ultralight dude landed on the whitehouse lawn dude owns. even if he didnt shoot himself in the head

Nonsense posted:

Senator Lindsey Graham: “He should have been subject to being shot out of the sky. I don’t know why he wasn’t.”

And then he invoked national security:

“Our nation is under siege. Radical Islam is a threat to our homeland. There are probably radical Islamic cells in our backyard already, and if somebody is willing to approach vital government infrastructure, they should do so at their own peril.”

"Glad Hughes is alive," he added.



hahaha mothrrfucker is a human feces sundae with gayface on top instead of a cherry

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