who would you go back in time and fuck

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TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Ferroque posted:

my ex girlfriend

his ex girlfriend.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 10:31

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 22:18

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Omelette du Fromage posted:

jesus

i would cuck his mom, maria something.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 11:47

AbbadonOfHell: Jul 16, 2004; You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Grace Kelly in Rear Window and Liza Minnelli circa the 70's.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 12:40

Dingleberry: Aug 21, 2011

hard counter posted:

lol @ anyone going back further than 150 years

That said Jonbenet Ramsey 'cause hnggh...

Yikes, really?

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:04

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:08

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Either Marylin Monroe, or Tammy Sytch circa 1996-ish.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:12

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

queen victoria

[edit] every queen, ever

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:15

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Someone hot op

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:22

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

Julie Christie

oncearoundaltair posted:

lmao

# ? Apr 13, 2015 13:28

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Zzulu posted:

queen victoria

[edit] every queen, ever

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:04

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

StashAugustine posted:

It's not just about looks, dude.

I mean, she wasn't a looker either, but lol if you think any Queen loving Time Trip is complete without Catherine the Great.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:07

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

jacques cousteau

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:11

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

It's not just about looks, dude.

I mean, she wasn't a looker either, but lol if you think any Queen loving Time Trip is complete without Catherine the Great.

catherine looked all right when she was young

her husband tho

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:21

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

StashAugustine posted:

catherine looked all right when she was young

her husband tho

also keep in mind portraits were usually meant to be flattering.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:32

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Pick posted:

ahaha pic for some reason i thought you were talking about fdr lol
like, drat she really into cripple legs, new deals, and wwii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:48

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

oncearoundaltair posted:

poo poo how could I forget

Yeah that's the one :swoon:

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:54

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

SniperWoreConverse posted:

ahaha pic for some reason i thought you were talking about fdr lol
like, drat she really into cripple legs, new deals, and wwii

fdr was totally gettin that pussy tho

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Mercer_Rutherfurd

# ? Apr 13, 2015 14:55

SkyEnzo: Mar 8, 2015; No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.

Peggy Bundy.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 15:04

milkingmycow: Mar 28, 2008; by Cyrano4747

Lady Elaine

# ? Apr 13, 2015 15:16

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Well I'd start at the beginning and go from there. Like, day 1, first female homo sapiens, then an hour later, the second female homo sapiens, and so on, one per hour, every hour, until I die. I'm fairly young I think I could get well into the neolithic before I can't get it up any more.

EDIT: alternate plan: Take one woman, any woman, and take her virginity repeatedly.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:11

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

SniperWoreConverse posted:

ahaha pic for some reason i thought you were talking about fdr lol
like, drat she really into cripple legs, new deals, and wwii

im not saying those things aren't hot too, just not as hot

if theodore is busy then fdr is welcome to authority over my tennessee valley

_{but it's not the same}

# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:54

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Two words: Ann Margret.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 17:00

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

Dingleberry posted:

Yikes, really?

with just a little more creativity you could have changed the quote to lol @ anyone going back for anybody older than 15 years

a shameful goon

oncearoundaltair posted:

a good goon

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:25

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Just make me a part of this movie.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 18:30

Who Is Paul Blart: Oct 22, 2010

Probs the chubby girl I hosed a few times in high school.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 19:16

chickie nugs for brekkie: May 17, 2010

Mary Tyler Moore circa The Dick Van Dyke Show

Alternately, that girl that was coming on to me hard at a college party the week before I met the prude I dated for the next several years.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 20:15

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