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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
but are 100% innocent?
How u gonna shake off that stench when the pretzel guy gives u the stinkeye?

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afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
being a pedo to goons is like having etna as your profile pic. i like how theres that one games poster who has a cropped out tron bone hentai pic for the past decade and noone called him out lol.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

afeelgoodpoop posted:

being a pedo to goons is like having etna as your profile pic. i like how theres that one games poster who has a cropped out tron bone hentai pic for the past decade and noone called him out lol.

how do you know it's a hentai pic if he's never been called out on it?

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
ycs used to joke about it back in the day

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.
i thought she was a midget, i swear!

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

exspurt analcyst posted:

but are 100% innocent?
How u gonna shake off that stench when the pretzel guy gives u the stinkeye?

react violently. whenever someone even casts a furtive sideways glance at you just buck up and stare down and cold cock them if they say a word

skinners dont be doin that poo poo

TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


Will this affect my ability to buy a caramel macchiato

wait

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Make you a deal:

Institutionalize me

2 mgs klonopin 3 times a day

100 bux for books per month (or library card w delivery)

Conjugal visits w ex girlfriend

Private bathroom

And I won't molest your kids

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
Annie are you ok, are you ok Annie

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*molests child in self defense of accusation*

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
awww snap my honeypot thread scored an "im gay"!!!

but feel free to let it out; we're all friends here :smile:

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

exspurt analcyst posted:

but are 100% innocent?
How u gonna shake off that stench when the pretzel guy gives u the stinkeye?

Try not being a white fat weirdo that everyone thinks is a creep?

Nameless_Steve
Oct 18, 2010

"There are fair questions about shooting non-lethally at retreating civilian combatants."
What? NO! Your daughter isn't even that hot!

IzzyFnStradlin
Jun 19, 2004
I've said it before, and I'll say it again: this sovereign citizen stuff might be closer to the truth than we are willing to admit.

Hobohemian posted:

Try not being a white fat weirdo that everyone thinks is a creep?

it's actually well-documented that rates of pedophilia are higher among black, hispanic, and native american males, but keep on keepin' on (as they say) spreading lies about white people.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Mods knew

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

it's actually well-documented that rates of pedophilia are higher among black, hispanic, and native american males, but keep on keepin' on (as they say) spreading lies about white people.

tell us more about your meticulous paedo research

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Hobohemian posted:

Try not being a white fat weirdo that everyone thinks is a creep?

Y not U shut ur gop and serve me my prentzle bitch?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
its actually called ephebophilia

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

IzzyFnStradlin posted:

it's actually well-documented that rates of pedophilia are higher among black, hispanic, and native american males, but keep on keepin' on (as they say) spreading lies about white people.

Well I'll refer to your drunk, can't trust even yo own self judgement, halfhouse boy.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



*breaks down and falsely admits guilt after 8 hours of aggress8ve interrogation*

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
FYI Drawing sexually suggestive cartoons of underage cartoon characters isn't pedophilia, there wasa court case about it, but I don't remember where it was and even if it legally was considered that way, it shouldn't be because THERE IS NO VICTIM.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

*Rattles off an encyclopaedic knowledge about the age of consent*

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Cantaloupe posted:

FYI Drawing sexually suggestive cartoons of underage cartoon characters isn't pedophilia, there wasa court case about it, but I don't remember where it was and even if it legally was considered that way, it shouldn't be because THERE IS NO VICTIM.

Sorry it is still pedophilia, it just happens to not be illegal. The court did not say "we do declare this isn't pedophilia" lmbo

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
"I'm sorry, but we can't get serve you a DQ Blizzard due to your reputation. Please leave."

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

mdm posted:

Sorry it is still pedophilia, it just happens to not be illegal. The court did not say "we do declare this isn't pedophilia" lmbo

Not child porn. Cartoons. Art is protected speech even if it's creepy or gross or "obscene." Additionally there are no victims if someone is drawing it which is a pretty important distinction. But don't derail the thread by the obvious bait.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

look if i wanted to diddle kids, you'd know. it'd be a sexual tornado through your basement den.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
in the stills you can see some prurient materials with such a young face encountering dicks & the moneyshots, but through exhaustive research I found the video where said boy is violated, then he stands up, about 6'1".

Goin to hell but not jail, if such were the case

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
no no no my name is peter file

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

*shoots self as the police raid my house for CP*

Bowlcutbarricade fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Apr 12, 2015

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
*fucks the oldest woman in the nursing home*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
See my avatar?

It's been amusing because some posters have begun to assume I am aatrek.

Hilarious.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
But but it's just ANIME it's not like they're REAL CHILDREN OMG

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
i havent had sex with any children (scouts honor)

fatninja187
Oct 4, 2013

Beware the ninja

Works for the bbc where its activity encouraged

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Someone rolls up accusing me of being a pedo they better be ready for a fight.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

casual beep posted:

*fucks the oldest woman in the nursing home*

nursing home for small children that is

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

fatninja187 posted:

Works for the bbc where its activity encouraged

the bbc is this like this cucking fetish thing?? with the african-american gentlemen??

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Sorry I ogled that cheerleader with the big tits. I forgot where I was.

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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



haha no, im going to a fancy dress party, im not an actual priest. no no its fine, honest mistake

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