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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


It's hip to gently caress bees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
lol

naem
May 29, 2011


I am disturbed by the little girl

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
beads?

haha,r emember? from that tv show?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
what are the names of the bees

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



one summer as a teenager i had a beehive in my walls and they kept stinging me while i slept. i got really good at shooting them out of the air with this bug spray that shoots a solid stream. i was cleaning dead bees up for years

Dead Gay Romans
Mar 19, 2015

Pitbull enthusiast
How does this happen? How the gently caress does this happen?

Does your fridge have large holes in it?

Do you get honey by scooping out clumps of hives and putting them in the fridge?

Are you actually a bee yourself and you are just in your apartment in your hive and this is your beehive apartment fridge that has bees in it because it is in a bee hive?

Do you take ambeen?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

what are the names of the bees

Rutherford Bee Hayes and Susan Bee Anthony

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Why is there no B rating option

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
bee arthur

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Robert E Bee

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards
channing tatum

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

casual beep posted:

channing tatum

I saw him irl once. He was going into a movie theater in DC and looked pissed off.

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]



Beeyonce

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I saw him irl once. He was going into a movie theater in DC and looked pissed off.

bees always look pissed off

casual beep
Mar 28, 2015

What am I gonna run around like some teeny bopper somewhere for someone elses money? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I saw him irl once. He was going into a movie theater in DC and looked pissed off.

maybe its because his head is fused to his traps i would be made too if i couldn't look over my shoulder

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof
fridges with bees in their mouth and when they open the fridge door it shoots bees at you

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Mein Eyes! posted:

fridges with bees in their mouth and when they open the fridge door it shoots bees at you

Sometimes I wonder if there are a bunch of Simpsons references I don't get because I stopped watching that poo poo in like 2000 or something. Do people make references to the newer episodes?

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Joust fucked around with this message at 05:47 on Apr 12, 2015

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
have you ever tried smoking bees? I'm addicted to bugs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

kill it

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Pick posted:

kill it

Sorry, I remember your review. I...I wasn't thinking.

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
how are the bees surviving in there

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I recently saw a job ad on craigslist for a bee keeper for Grimmway farms. They said they'll train. Do bee keepers make decent money? Is this a marketable skill? I live in an area with a lot of farm land that relies on bees.

I'm basically asking GBS to tell me if I should become a bee keeper. I need you to guide my life choices GBS.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Bluemillion posted:

Sometimes I wonder if there are a bunch of Simpsons references I don't get because I stopped watching that poo poo in like 2000 or something. Do people make references to the newer episodes?

that's a reference from a season 5 episode which aired in 1994

also, as it turns out, bees are actually just a volatile fluid. observe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJFFO9dDEmY

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
on the whole I think bees get a worse rap than they deserve because of the things that wasps do
gently caress wasps

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Indeed, gently caress wasps.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

I just went into the kitchen and three bees were moseying over the tile like they owned the place. not cool.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Sorry your fridge is broken

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i went back for another pass and found a scout advancing on my lettuce


today the battle was mine. i will keep you all updated on future attacks.

Just looked at this pic again and I don't think you need to worry, OP.
That bee looks pretty chill.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
please tell the bees i love them

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

Enfield posted:

please tell the bees i love them

Bees own and need more love.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
tell them ive come to terms with the things ibe done, and that they can come home to me. im so sorry, bees

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Tell the bees they can get hosed

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Tell the bees they can get hosed

yeah.. with my pebis! but seriously im increfibly depressed

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

yeah.. with my pebis! but seriously im increfibly depressed

It's ok Enfield, no one on these forums is actually happy. You are in good company.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.
Bees are terrified of penises my advice is to stick your penis in the fridge don't worry if that start stinging it that means its working

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

im sorry to inform you that your fridge may in fact be The Pain from metal gear solid 3

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


i feel your pain op, currently dealing with a nasty bathtub raccoon infestation

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Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


centipedes? in my dishwasher?

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