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I don't care, nobody cares. You even know you don't care because when someone else is rambling about their dream, you're just waiting for the end so you can talk about yours. "This one time I dreamt my sister and baby niece and were in Egypt and there was a really long dune buggy!"
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i only tell people about my dreams if i was loving them in them otherwise its just weird
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Apr 12, 2015 06:00
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No one wants to hear what you dreamt about unless you dreamt about them. Don't let that stop you. Tell them anyway. Any you can make it up as you go.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:02
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Everything I dream comes true.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:03
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Last lucid dream I had was literally the coolest poo poo, and every time I told people about it they were kind of intrigued then started laughing with me when I mention the ninjas showing up.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:07
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i quit smoking weed and dreams have been crazy. i need to smoke more weed.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:09
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i post about my dreams on facebook so that i don't get the urge to talk about them. my dreams are always very bizarre, and people in my life seem to enjoy reading about them.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:22
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I dream about eating hotdogs while riding on this train that just keeps going into tunnels.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:24
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op only mad because his dreams were crushed when he was rejected from every college he applied to
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Apr 12, 2015 06:25
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girl told me the other day she dreamed i was her brother and so now she calls me her brother. bloody friend zoned again! sibling zoned actually it's next level poo poo god drat.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:26
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BigBoss posted:I dream about eating hotdogs while riding on this train that just keeps going into tunnels.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:26
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YeahTubaMike posted:i post about my dreams on facebook so that i don't get the urge to talk about them. my dreams are always very bizarre, and people in my life seem to enjoy reading about them. I mean that's pretty lame of you, but it's nice you're offering an option rather than forcing them. Consent.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:29
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because the entire experience was really memorable, but when you try to put it into words it sounds really lovely and dumb, and retroactively cheapens the whole thing, so dont talk about your dreams
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Apr 12, 2015 06:30
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diabeetz posted:I mean that's pretty lame of you, but it's nice you're offering an option rather than forcing them. Consent. yeah i can be kinda lame sometimes
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Apr 12, 2015 06:31
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krampster2 posted:girl told me the other day she dreamed i was her brother and so now she calls me her brother. I think this means she hosed her brother in her dream but is subbing you in to clear her conscience. Ask her if she dream-hosed her brother and if she gets all weird, you'll know what to do.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:35
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I am dream I'm a less privileged minority and then I wake up.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:35
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Sometimes dreams are really cool and funny to hear about. Like when my friend told me he was under attack by something and then Kramer from Seinfeld showed up with a rocket launcher, fired it and hit someone's house instead and said "I've really done it now!" I was glad to hear about that dream.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:36
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I dreamt of a world where I could kill every single person by hand. 
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Apr 12, 2015 06:37
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diabeetz posted:Ask her if she dream-hosed her brother and if she gets all weird, you'll know what to do. right, break into her dream like in inception (is that what happened in inception?) and then bang her so that her excuse becomes a real dream. nice one i like your thinking.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:43
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I've spent so much time browsing some websites that sometimes I will have dreams where I look out the window and see a floating screen with site on it and I can control it perfectly with my fingers through the glass.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:45
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aspirations are bullshit too
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Apr 12, 2015 06:46
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i like to talk about my dreams because its fun to talk about the best and most realistic ones such as the one time i was a real boy
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Apr 12, 2015 06:50
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this morning, I had an extended dream involving Steven Universe that involved the Gem's backstory (including Rose). The backstory dreams were actually dreams within a dream, and when I woke up from the subdream I remember that I was crying in the main dream because everything was so sad. But now I can't remember anything I dreamed about, except some canon stuff like Jasper's “defective Pearl” comment. Als, I dreamt that when I was at work at Kroger that the carts I was retrieving in the parking lot kept growing bigger and some ended up being bigger than a bus.
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Apr 12, 2015 06:54
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Dreams are my favorite but I always spoil them by interacting and the dream is always like "dammit he's onto us"
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Apr 12, 2015 06:54
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What if MLK never talked about his dream huh? What then?
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Apr 12, 2015 06:55
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normally my dreams end because i see a sexy lady in the dream and run up to her and touch her boobs and she doesn't mind it. then i realise, "hang on a sec, sexy ladies don't let me touch their boobs irl!"
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Apr 12, 2015 06:58
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I had a dream where I was naked in a crowd, and then a bomb started to tick and I was going to explode, and IRL I sleep ran out of my house into the middle of the street naked, stood there for a couple minutes, then walked back inside like nothing happened my grandpa was unimpressed the next day
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Apr 12, 2015 06:59
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klapman posted:I had a dream where I was naked in a crowd, and then a bomb started to tick and I was going to explode, and IRL I sleep ran out of my house into the middle of the street naked, stood there for a couple minutes, then walked back inside like nothing happened
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Apr 12, 2015 07:00
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One time I dreamed I was in Resident Evil and I woke up my girlfriend by yelling "Wes-kerrr!" in my sleep like Barry does right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdrbLeTx-xM&t=512s
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Apr 12, 2015 07:08
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man nurse posted:One time I dreamed I was in Resident Evil and I woke up my girlfriend by yelling "Wes-kerrr!" in my sleep like Barry does right here: nerd dreems
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Apr 12, 2015 07:18
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Girls OP. Girls massively care about dreams.
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Apr 12, 2015 08:27
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I mean, it was you, but it wasn't really you
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Apr 12, 2015 08:31
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Lasts night I dreamed I saw a lamb sucking a dogs dick because the lamb thought it was a nipple
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Apr 12, 2015 09:30
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diabeetz posted:I don't care, nobody cares. i'll always remember what my mama told me once after a nightmare when i was 3, "nobody else finds your dreams as interesting as you do"
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Apr 12, 2015 09:47
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People like to go on and on about their "bizarre" dreams because they think it makes people think they are dark and ~disturbed~ and therefore interesting. In reality though, most people are only humoring you and don't want to offend you by accusing you of just making poo poo up, which most people do. It's like whenever sleep paralysis comes up in threads here - everyone feels it's necessary to come in and share about the time they totally saw a demon/alien/scarey monster, man. I guess some people like hearing about that, but I can't imagine why. There's nothing paranormal/mysterious about things like that, it's just a natural brain thing that happens. Don't even get me started on "lucid dreamers" who go on and on about how they "controlled" their dream. I wouldn't care if you didn't control it, I still don't care even if you did. Just keep your dreams to yourself. vv see, it's like clockwork. And I did experience it a lot as a kid. It's scary until you realize what it is and how to make it stop. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Apr 12, 2015 |
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Apr 12, 2015 10:07
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Really though, sleep paralysis is scary poo poo. One time I felt like I was hanging upside down over my bed with my back against the wall and there was this crazy evil presence in the room. People who have never experienced sleep paralysis just don't understand how scary it is. ^^I was kidding. Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Apr 12, 2015 |
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Apr 12, 2015 10:16
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I woke up this morning after having a dream where I walked in on my ex and her best friend having a threesome with Shia LaBeouf in my bedroom and they invited me to join in but then I woke up. What I'm trying to say is i'm gay.
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Apr 12, 2015 10:53
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i always wee in my dreams. Where ever i am i am pissing in rooms or pot plants or cars or at my desk. Pissed in someone's glovebox once. This is probably because I piss in every room i walk into in my waking life and so this is etched into my subconscious. My pee dreams have inspired books and stage plays.
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Apr 12, 2015 11:54
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Humanity in general has been quite fascinated by dreams since the beginning of people since they're this weird thing nobody can quite fully explain.
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talking about your dreams in a group setting is also a sign of cult conditioning
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