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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
But you will get _______blank______!!!!

Pick a fun thing you will get if you press the magic button GBS.

But, watch out! If you press the magic button someone in the world will die!

I choose...

A bunch of old money


What would you pick GBS? Please be creative and interesting. Farts, cucks, homosexual fathers, and Three Olives are not allowed in this fun zone.

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



If I push the button can I choose you to die?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Ahwww! Thats sweet!

:allears:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



IVE BEEN HAD

FormaldehydeSon
Oct 1, 2011

3 more wishes

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

poo poo, that's a good one....



How about an enormous, mind shattering orgasm?

No wait, 50 billion dollars?

No wait, Unlimited genies!

Eh, gently caress it, I'll take a donut and a cup of coffee.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Just pushing the button is its own reward.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Phobic Nest posted:

Just pushing the button is its own reward.

Its got some haptic feedback.

Its a very nice button.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

i get brought back to life so i don't have to help some blank faced dude judge people and send them to the void and poo poo

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I would dive at it and press it as many times as I could before being pulled off and I don;'t even care what the reward is, or if I'm one of the people who dies, or if anyone I knows dies

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
can i get the option of when i press the button a second person also dies or is that like asking a genie for more wishes

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Iron Prince posted:

can i get the option of when i press the button a second person also dies or is that like asking a genie for more wishes

Im sorry but that is not allowed.

There is no deviation from the game. You press the button, A (singular) thing happens, then someone dies on earth.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
how about genocide press the button, a person dies and also no more juden

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Iron Prince posted:

how about genocide press the button, a person dies and also no more juden

Thats not very nice, but it doesnt break the rules either.

Please note that user Iron Prince is a nazi retard.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

Im sorry but that is not allowed.

There is no deviation from the game. You press the button, A (singular) thing happens, then someone dies on earth.

I choose for every button press to result in an additional button press

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I press the button and wish for an automatic masturbatory machine. Never again would I have to decide between eating and jerking off

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

proof of concept posted:

I choose for every button press to result in an additional button press

Thats perfectly allowable, however it negates the action of further button presses doing anything.

Youve found the way to turn off The Magic Button.

:thumbsup:

cams
Mar 28, 2003


if you push the button all the buttons in the world disappear

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats perfectly allowable, however it negates the action of further button presses doing anything.

Youve found the way to turn off The Magic Button.

:thumbsup:

I'd mash on it anyway, just to show 'em

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

cams posted:

if you push the button all the buttons in the world disappear

Excuse me Mr Cincinatus, can you go ahead and not ruin all the fun please?

:colbert:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I press the button and "7 BILLION PEOPLE DIE" would be my wish. Hope that is within the rules of this exercise.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kuato posted:

I press the button and "7 BILLION PEOPLE DIE" would be my wish. Hope that is within the rules of this exercise.

Thats fine too.

What do you define as people?

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
five people are born

cams
Mar 28, 2003


psyopmonkey posted:

Excuse me Mr Cincinatus, can you go ahead and not ruin all the fun please?

:colbert:
but imagine it

everything in the world activated by a button is now forever stuck either on or off, depending on which it is set.

i mean unless you're an electrician and can fix it or whatever.

switches don't count. buttons only.

most video games are unplayable. games with wacky peripherals only.

i'm gonna count keys on a keyboard as a button. i mean, we call them "keys" but they're just square buttons.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.
I don't need anything, it's all in a days work for didn't-listen-to-you-fully man.

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Joust posted:

I don't need anything, it's all in a days work for didn't-listen-to-you-fully man.

Ha my mailman died.

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Press the red button

Sun goes down

Time's up

Let's play again

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

On a worldwide scale, almost 2 people die every second. I don't see how anyone would even notice a difference if you pushed that button, OP.

DenizenKane
Nov 6, 2013

Please. Go on.

error1 posted:

On a worldwide scale, almost 2 people die every second. I don't see how anyone would even notice a difference if you pushed that button, OP.

lol if you can't mash a button like ten times in one second.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I wish for eternal life for everyone but me

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

gnarlyhotep posted:

I wish for eternal life for everyone but me

Oh wait yeah it's a magic button.

I"d wish for a mars bar.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Can I just hit it even if I don't really want anything?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i lust for baby boomer death

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Gimme TWO buttons


and one pencil


and i'll track & field those bitches

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
:owned:

Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009

Lipstick Apathy
I choose a one way trip on a retro Flash Gordon serial era rocketship to the planet of cattes and dogges and leggy chicks, where i will be welcomed and take up residence until mine peaceful death.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I'd push it, then I'd want op's balls



It'd be like a win win win situation

Guni
Mar 11, 2010
What happens if you pushed it and wished that no one would die as a result of your button push? WHAT THEN OP? WHAT THEN?!

Joust
Dec 7, 2007

No Ledges.

Guni posted:

What happens if you pushed it and wished that no one would die as a result of your button push? WHAT THEN OP? WHAT THEN?!

Then you waste your chance at a sweet new bike or whatever you were going to wish for. Good move.

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Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
I would want it to give me another death button so I could just mash them with both hands :unsmigghh:

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