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youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
No one wants your dick pic. If you absolutely have to send one, at least have the decency to dress it up and make it look nice.



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krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

penis satire

the ultimate form of comedy

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
Women's sexuality is kinda like DBZ, they start as a Farmer. If they train they can reach Krillin, which is kind of like average GF but you can sometimes get breakfast out of them. A really good pornstar can have 80% orgasms. Those girls who have reached Super Saiyan level of orgasms reach orgasms that men will probably never experience. So that they are actually on something close to a really hard drug that can actually send them to delirium and madness. Cytherea got gang banged and I think she's finally mentally handicapped from that. So basically at the highest level women can cum too hard and actually become mentally ill from it. Luckily few men will ever do this and its actually just some hyper exotic thing that like 6 women will ever have happen so its cool. Don't let it keep you up.

Only time I saw some woman be broken was during a loving machines video, they just kinda tied her up and then she spoke in a demonic language after an hour.

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

krampster2 posted:

penis satire

the ultimate form of comedy

SkyEnzo
Mar 8, 2015

No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter.
Im more curious as to how many people have brought up the mistake in your name OP.

Though my mind is also wondering how the cowboy hat stays on.

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
I don't know, but they also come in chocolate

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

youre wife posted:

I don't know, but they also come in chocolate



People tend to take bites out of chocolate and therefore I don't want those anywhere near my penis.

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
wrap it in some fruit by the foot

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

troubled teen posted:

People tend to take bites out of chocolate and therefore I don't want those anywhere near my penis.

That's what I thought, but guys are weird and I also wanted to say "come in chocolate"

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp
Some crocheted etsy hats for a more hipster look in your dick pics

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I usually clothe my penis with your mothers various orifices op

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i wore your mom's head to a gwar concert

youre wife
Dec 25, 2014

by Ralp

Stoic Commie posted:

gwar concert

Lol ur old

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

is a covered dong nws? meh i'll spoiler it



Radiohead71
Sep 15, 2007

Who can forget

http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/08/01/the-1970s-political-activist-who-invented-penis-pants/

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

youre wife posted:

Lol ur old

i am 53

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

huskarl_marx posted:

wrap it in some fruit by the foot

that's literally all an edible condom is

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

youre wife posted:

Some crocheted etsy hats for a more hipster look in your dick pics



why do they look like nipples?

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