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No one wants your dick pic. If you absolutely have to send one, at least have the decency to dress it up and make it look nice.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 11:19 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:43 |
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penis satire the ultimate form of comedy
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 11:28 |
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Women's sexuality is kinda like DBZ, they start as a Farmer. If they train they can reach Krillin, which is kind of like average GF but you can sometimes get breakfast out of them. A really good pornstar can have 80% orgasms. Those girls who have reached Super Saiyan level of orgasms reach orgasms that men will probably never experience. So that they are actually on something close to a really hard drug that can actually send them to delirium and madness. Cytherea got gang banged and I think she's finally mentally handicapped from that. So basically at the highest level women can cum too hard and actually become mentally ill from it. Luckily few men will ever do this and its actually just some hyper exotic thing that like 6 women will ever have happen so its cool. Don't let it keep you up. Only time I saw some woman be broken was during a loving machines video, they just kinda tied her up and then she spoke in a demonic language after an hour.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 11:39 |
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krampster2 posted:penis satire
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 12:50 |
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Im more curious as to how many people have brought up the mistake in your name OP. Though my mind is also wondering how the cowboy hat stays on.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 12:59 |
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I don't know, but they also come in chocolate
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:02 |
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youre wife posted:I don't know, but they also come in chocolate People tend to take bites out of chocolate and therefore I don't want those anywhere near my penis.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:08 |
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wrap it in some fruit by the foot
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:09 |
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troubled teen posted:People tend to take bites out of chocolate and therefore I don't want those anywhere near my penis. That's what I thought, but guys are weird and I also wanted to say "come in chocolate"
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:10 |
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Some crocheted etsy hats for a more hipster look in your dick pics
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:17 |
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I usually clothe my penis with your mothers various orifices op
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:36 |
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i wore your mom's head to a gwar concert
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:36 |
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Stoic Commie posted:gwar concert Lol ur old
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:38 |
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is a covered dong nws? meh i'll spoiler it
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:06 |
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Who can forget http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/08/01/the-1970s-political-activist-who-invented-penis-pants/
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:15 |
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youre wife posted:Lol ur old i am 53
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:48 |
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huskarl_marx posted:wrap it in some fruit by the foot that's literally all an edible condom is
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 02:18 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:43 |
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youre wife posted:Some crocheted etsy hats for a more hipster look in your dick pics why do they look like nipples?
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 02:34 |