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splashes your buttcheeks with the 33% water, 33% piss and 33% poo poo solution you just made
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I poop standing so no
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Apr 12, 2015 13:58
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you need a european poop shelf
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Apr 12, 2015 13:59
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Apr 12, 2015 14:29
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I hate when the turd curls around and touches my fat balls, rolls off and then makes that sound like when you throw the biggest rock you can find into a pond. *BADOOOOOK* Ah! Darn! Shitpisswater on my anus AND balls!? Lol guess I'll die of colera now.
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Apr 12, 2015 14:59
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Eat some fiber man. It should just slide out with no problems. Getting regular is the moment you realize you're an adult.
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Apr 12, 2015 15:02
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Don't you hate it when you drink tons of alcohol and diarrhea so hard into the toilet it splashes shitwater all over your rear end, taint, and balls.
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Apr 12, 2015 15:05
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Chonchon posted:splashes your buttcheeks with the 33% water, 33% piss and 33% poo poo solution you just made What is the other one percent?
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Apr 12, 2015 15:07
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NurhacisUrn posted:What is the other one percent? its u
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Apr 12, 2015 15:11
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Hobohemian posted:Eat some fiber man. It should just slide out with no problems. Getting regular is the moment you realize you're an adult. This is the saddest form of "adulthood", right up there with "I don't use ketchup, I'm a big boy now."
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Apr 12, 2015 15:34
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NurhacisUrn posted:What is the other one percent? It's the ownage because the 1% owns everything.
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Apr 12, 2015 15:36
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:This is the saddest form of "adulthood", right up there with "I don't use ketchup, I'm a big boy now." How the hell are you supposed to enjoy a well-done steak after you just got a circumcision prior to fighting a specific number of 5 year olds with limited combat training?
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Apr 12, 2015 15:36
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Blistex posted:How the hell are you supposed to enjoy a well-done steak would rather get poo poo piss water on my balls tbqh
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Apr 12, 2015 15:52
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Plateaulet is the superior toilet.
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Apr 12, 2015 17:10
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klingons are definitely the worst poo poo worse even than red ring
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Apr 12, 2015 17:34
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I just poop. I dont have splashback problems.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:02
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Alex_R posted:its u 
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Apr 12, 2015 18:03
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Chonchon posted:splashes your buttcheeks with the 33% water, 33% piss and 33% poo poo solution you just made Neptune's kiss in all its glory.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:03
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psyopmonkey posted:I just poop. Check your poop privilege
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Apr 12, 2015 18:04
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Chonchon posted:Check your poop privilege Check your dumb butt problems 
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Apr 12, 2015 18:05
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The trick is to poop on a plate and then use a fork to scrape it into the toilet. Don't you guys know the toilet is just a fancy garbage disposal???
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Apr 12, 2015 18:42
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psyopmonkey posted:Check your dumb butt problems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zatFoVQb6xQ
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Apr 12, 2015 18:43
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waste as much as possible yay
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Apr 12, 2015 18:44
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LOL what kinda bitchmade is scared about noise when pooping (other than Japanese chicks)
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Apr 12, 2015 20:50
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i use a public restroom at work all the time and let me tell you no dude is afraid of noise when pooping
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Apr 12, 2015 20:53
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He who poops loudest and pees hardest is the most dominant man in the restroom and gets to use the subservient males' shirts to dry his hands off.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:01
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Klingons orbiting Uranus
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Apr 12, 2015 21:04
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This is the weakest bowl-fill I've ever seen. 1.8gpf for the win.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:05
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Booze makes me poo poo red, why? I ain't googlin' poo poo. Is it just the concentrated anger coming out?
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Apr 12, 2015 21:21
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your dying
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Apr 12, 2015 21:24
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Yeah yeah, we all are, now talk about my poo poo.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:30
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yesssssssssssssss
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Apr 12, 2015 21:30
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One time my poop was blue. Like Ocean at a tropical paradise blue. I was freaked out, but then I remember i had been eating a bunch of those lovely cake decoration candies that were blue. I keep thinking about eating green ones to make my poop green for St. Paddy's day, but those candies are vile and I'm never touching them again.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:33
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Cthulu Carl posted:One time my poop was blue. Like Ocean at a tropical paradise blue. I was freaked out, but then I remember i had been eating a bunch of those lovely cake decoration candies that were blue. lifehack eat a lot of capn crunch crunch berries and it turns your turd a majestic forest green
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Apr 12, 2015 21:38
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I don't get that much, but I pretty much clog every toilet I poop in because of the sheer size of my massive dumps.
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Apr 12, 2015 21:41
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Tsinava posted:Don't you hate it when you drink tons of alcohol and diarrhea so hard into the toilet it splashes shitwater all over your rear end, taint, and balls. lol I did this in a gas station bathroom earlier today and now I'm going to kill myself
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Apr 12, 2015 21:59
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i love it. love it. love it. love it. the sound is soooo amazing. soooo soothing.
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Apr 12, 2015 22:04
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nothing better than making GBS threads on the clock and stinking out the staff bathroom
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Apr 12, 2015 22:07
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if you pee and poo poo so much that you have equal parts water/poo poo/pee you should go the bathroom more then every 3 days
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I got 99 problems but poo poo ain't one.
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