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Take a dog breed that was selectively bred for many generations for viciousness in the dog fighting ring and try to turn it into a family pet. What could possibly go wrong?
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Apr 13, 2015 06:36
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I was in flagstaff and there was a busker with a little chihuahua and someone walked by with 2 big rear end Great Pyrenees and the big dogs were scared as gently caress of the little dude Well that's my dog story
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Apr 13, 2015 06:36
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pretty sure that thing is a horse
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Apr 13, 2015 06:46
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Best dog breeds are German Shepherds and Welsh Corgis in my experience. Both are very smart and good natured. Get one as a puppy and train it and you will have a great dog.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:48
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Best dog breeds are German Shepherds and Welsh Corgis in my experience. Both are very smart and good natured. Get one as a puppy and train it and you will have a great dog. beagles own too
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Apr 13, 2015 06:49
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Dead Gay Romans posted:I will personally volunteer to be to nations pit bull remover. How do I contribute to your cause
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Apr 13, 2015 06:53
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etalian posted:beagles own too Beagles are surprisingly good
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Apr 13, 2015 06:53
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Beagles aren't murderdogs, but they are annoying. They're horrendously stubborn and wander off as soon as you take your eyes off of them.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:55
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Volcott posted:Beagles aren't murderdogs, but they are annoying. They're horrendously stubborn and wander off as soon as you take your eyes off of them. most of it is due to being hunting dogs, a squirrel or gopher will drive them crazy.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:57
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Whatev posted:Never live with anything or anyone you could not kill in a heartbeat if necessary I think a lot of people miss the point about this with animals in general, it doesn't have a lot to do with "how well socialized" or "how well trained" or whatever the gently caress, basically if you put your tiny child in an enclosed space with a kitten or a mynah bird or a hyena or yes even a dogge and walk away, at some point the tiny child might stick his finger in one of the animal's orifices and get the poo poo bitten out of it. WHATEVER the type of animal is. People who let their animals run around loose deserve to go to prison if some bad poo poo goes down involving their loose animal.
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Apr 13, 2015 06:58
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Best dog breeds are German Shepherds and Welsh Corgis in my experience. Both are very smart and good natured. Get one as a puppy and train it and you will have a great dog. protip: one of these dogs is very specifically bred to bite people!
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Apr 13, 2015 06:59
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we had a bloodhound go through our yard one night. no idea whose it was, but it had that unique bloodhound baying, which is super creepy when it's dark.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:02
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Flesh Forge posted:I think a lot of people miss the point about this with animals in general, it doesn't have a lot to do with "how well socialized" or "how well trained" or whatever the gently caress, basically if you put your tiny child in an enclosed space with a kitten or a mynah bird or a hyena or yes even a dogge and walk away, at some point the tiny child might stick his finger in one of the animal's orifices and get the poo poo bitten out of it. WHATEVER the type of animal is. People who let their animals run around loose deserve to go to prison if some bad poo poo goes down involving their loose animal. 
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Apr 13, 2015 07:02
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A dumb motherfucker here in the US with a pet hyena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yWnt6ODxcc
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Apr 13, 2015 07:08
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Flesh Forge posted:A dumb motherfucker here in the US with a pet hyena Wow. "Just because something is capable of killing you, doesn't mean it's going to make that choice." Well, I forsee this ending very badly.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:12
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Flesh Forge posted:protip: one of these dogs is very specifically bred to bite people! Nope. Both are herding breeds. Shepherds for sheep, corgis for cows. Shepherds can be used for military and police work but they are still herding dogs. Herding dogs own because they are smart and can be trained easily.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:14
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"Military and police work" involves biting people dude  Regarding hyena boy: he realizes he has $100 and needs $5,000 to buy the hyena cub, so he sucks ~100 dicks so he can get the $5k before the 2-week purchase deadline expires e: "Jake really loves watching movies. His favorite movie was Finding Nemo!"
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Apr 13, 2015 07:20
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Dick Fagballzson posted:Nope. Both are herding breeds. Shepherds for sheep, corgis for cows. Shepherds can be used for military and police work but they are still herding dogs. Herding dogs own because they are smart and can be trained easily. And then they see a group of something, the "need to herd" switch in their brain flips, and off they go. Had a corgi try to herd wild ducks at the beach. The ducks could have just flown away, but instead they very slowly swam out to sea as the tide rolled in. Meanwhile my mom was hollering at the dumb dog to come back those ducks are going to kill you.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:37
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Serious herding dogs also have this thing when the tiny child runs away from them, oops child got bit. Do not combine herding dogs with children it is a bad combination
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Apr 13, 2015 07:41
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Flesh Forge posted:"Military and police work" involves biting people dude German shepherds were also the main breed for seeing eye dogs and search and rescue dogs for a long time, neither of which involve biting at all. Even for police and military the most important part is that the dog obeys commands, doesn't bite unless ordered to, and stops biting when you tell it to stop. Any dog can bite. A dog that can suppress its instincts in a tense situation and stop biting is something special.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:41
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I'm not saying they're some kind of garbage dog, of course not, but if you think an animal specifically bred for human aggression will make a great pet you're a loving idiot. Work dogs in general are not a good idea to have as pets.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:45
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Flesh Forge posted:I'm not saying they're some kind of garbage dog, of course not, but if you think an animal specifically bred for human aggression will make a great pet you're a loving idiot. Work dogs in general are not a good idea to have as pets. Yeah.  My dad had a german shepherd I adored when I was a little kid, but I know I could never handle one or give it enough to do. Great dogs, but no way would I spend 1-2 hours a day, every day, taking one for runs and stuff.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:56
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there's lots of awesome dogs, just most people are too stupid to care for them
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Apr 13, 2015 07:58
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Weirdly enough hyenas aren't bad pet if you get a male, the submissive sex. They're naturally suited to submitting to even the children of the dominant animal bc otherwise they'd get loving killed by the alpha female if they didn't. I wouldn't gently caress around with a female hyena but a male, yeah sure why not The massive chains etc they wear is bc they'll rip right through anything else, fuckers have like 1000x the jaw strength of a pit bull and can crack stall balls (toys made for horses) with their teeth
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Apr 13, 2015 07:58
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etalian posted:beagles own too virtually every breed besides pugs/pits/masts are much cuter, loyal, and wont chomp your head off randomly one day. why would anyone get a loving ugly pit bull when you can get ones like this  
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Apr 13, 2015 08:25
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Has anyone stepped in saying that mastiffs are a really nice bunch of breeds and would never hurt anyone yet
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Apr 13, 2015 08:26
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i've met a bunch of pits and they're all the best dog and a bunch of sad internet people probably dont deserve the love of a good pit
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Apr 13, 2015 08:32
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so back off my pit friends
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Apr 13, 2015 08:32
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I only own dogs that will try to fight all other dogs it sees without hesitation
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Apr 13, 2015 08:33
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if you are a person who is capable enough at life to train an animal that was created by billions of years of genetic modification to be pliable to human suggestion then there is a possible that one could make a pit not yell at other dogs
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Apr 13, 2015 08:37
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Dr qq posted:if you are a person who is capable enough at life to train an animal that was created by billions of years of genetic modification to be pliable to human suggestion then there is a possible that one could make a pit not yell at other dogs What a shame its only idiot cro magnon trogs who own them then
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Apr 13, 2015 08:43
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actually good and intelligent people own pits because they are smart and beautiful animals that are full of love. i'm sorry that you have the misfortune of being so deeply mistaken.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:49
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i blame pitbull attacks on bad owners and dont believe a broad effort to select for specific traits of strength and aggression over many generations could have any effect on any breed of animal because genetics is as much a lie as evolution
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Apr 13, 2015 08:49
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platedlizard posted:Weirdly enough hyenas aren't bad pet if you get a male, the submissive sex. They're naturally suited to submitting to even the children of the dominant animal bc otherwise they'd get loving killed by the alpha female if they didn't. I wouldn't gently caress around with a female hyena but a male, yeah sure why not From what I understand if hyenas had a better locomotion (they have lovely stunted hind legs) they would be the dominant life form on the planet because they would have exterminated humans before humans would have had a chance to learn to domesticate them.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:53
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hi i'm afraid of a dog and also my sex organs are defunct and i am fragile like a palsied kitten with clinical anxiety
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Apr 13, 2015 08:55
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Dr qq posted:hi i'm afraid of a dog and also my sex organs are defunct and i am fragile like a palsied kitten with clinical anxiety the first step to recovery is to admit it
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Apr 13, 2015 09:00
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thats pretty sad for qq
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Apr 13, 2015 09:02
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Dr qq posted:hi i'm afraid of a dog and also my sex organs are defunct and i am fragile like a palsied kitten with clinical anxiety cut off you're penis adn give it to teh dogge 
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Apr 13, 2015 09:03
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Flesh Forge posted:cut off you're penis adn give it to teh dogge
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