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Great movie. 5 stars imo. But now I'm wondering: if you had big vampire teeth, would that actually make it easier to eat meat?
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Vim Fuego posted:Great movie. 5 stars imo. But now I'm wondering: if you had big vampire teeth, would that actually make it easier to eat meat? vampires suck blood. how do you not know this
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Apr 12, 2015 17:29
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Apr 12, 2015 17:32
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what do vampires peepee
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Apr 12, 2015 17:40
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watch blade II and blade III, but you can skip the reboot with harrison ford
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Apr 12, 2015 17:45
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They made a Blade tv show as well. It didn't last too long though
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Apr 12, 2015 17:46
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Blade was the first movie I saw on DVD. Well that's my story.
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Apr 12, 2015 17:48
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Blade was the first movie I saw on DVD. First DVD I bought.
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Apr 12, 2015 17:49
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came expecting to see a picture of a goon staring at a katana, left having to pee
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Apr 12, 2015 17:49
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Vim Fuego posted:Great movie. 5 stars imo. But now I'm wondering: if you had big vampire teeth, would that actually make it easier to eat meat? it would make it easier to eat beat if knives weren't invented and we still had to hunt down our meals, op the blade movies own, though. that van helsing movie was okay too since cate blanchett was a  gypsy
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Apr 12, 2015 17:50
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Some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill
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Apr 12, 2015 17:51
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kris kristofferson is a badass
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Apr 12, 2015 17:52
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Iceberg-Slim posted:Some mother fuckers always trying to ice skate uphill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhKzY0BKwY
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Apr 12, 2015 17:53
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Pierat posted:watch blade II and blade III, but you can skip the reboot with harrison ford Blade 3 sucked, sorry OP. The dialog was unintentionally hilarious, especially all the dumb, "Cuntflopping shitdicks!" swearing.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:20
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RideTheSpiral posted:vampires suck blood. how do you not know this Yeah I know, but vampires arent real (probably?) Anyway, i looked it up and theres like 900 calories in a liter of blood. So a vamp would have to drink like 2 or 3 liters a night. That's a lot.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:20
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i think if vampres eat meat they at least get a tummy ache?
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Apr 12, 2015 18:23
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Vim Fuego posted:Yeah I know, but vampires arent real (probably?) Anyway, i looked it up and theres like 900 calories in a liter of blood. So a vamp would have to drink like 2 or 3 liters a night. That's a lot. if a vampire's entire diet consists of blood, how do they check their poops for blood to identify colon cancer? Please stay safe vampire bros
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Apr 12, 2015 18:44
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Yeah OP I watched it as well. I was more curious on who did the tanning work on La Magra's loving skin! Was it that dude who made epic leather armor in Fallout 2? I'm thinking it was, cuz that dude is leather. Like Mad Max's crotch protector leather.
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Apr 12, 2015 18:47
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motherfuckers always trying to ice skate up hill
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Apr 12, 2015 19:04
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I liked Parker posey's evil vampire lady but I felt bad she had to wear those teeth and schtalk schlike schthisch sch schtht schch
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Apr 12, 2015 19:06
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Movie owns and the sequel is great too. Trinity sucks balls. Never got over the stupid poo poo where vampire hunter girl has to gently caress around with her Apple iPod (camera closeup on ipod) before fighting. Best bit in the first one is when that random security guard at the hospital starts shooting at Blade and he's all like "Motherfucker, are you out of your drat mind?" edit: no wait it's when Kris Kirstofferson bursts in and goes "catch you fuckers at a bad time?"
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Apr 12, 2015 19:16
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the moment in blade 1 where blade cuts the dude's head off and then catches the sunglasses and puts them on and the music comes on is the greatest artistic achievement in mankinds history and i am not kidding
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Apr 12, 2015 23:09
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Movie bad Never seen
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Apr 12, 2015 23:15
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Business Gorillas posted:
Van Helsing sucked watch Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters instead Its like Van Helsing except fun and gory
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Apr 12, 2015 23:17
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i like the original ending where dorf becomes a big blob of red goo monster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnzen9QCmrs
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Apr 12, 2015 23:33
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I think it was True Blood that had the vampires have their vampire teeth on the teeth just next to the front ones instead of having four between them man that poo poo looked loving dumb and gay almost as much as that stupid switchblade thing they did loving stupid as hell loving dumb as poo poo. Meanwhile Blade was so cool it gave Wesley Snipes schizophrenia.
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Apr 12, 2015 23:37
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Junkfist posted:Meanwhile Blade was so cool it gave Wesley Snipes schizophrenia. My theory is that he refuses to treat the syphilis he got from hordes of asian prostitutes.
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Apr 12, 2015 23:45
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naem posted:I liked Parker posey's evil vampire lady but I felt bad she had to wear those teeth and schtalk schlike schthisch sch schtht schch It also sucked that Dracula decided he needed to be super cool and call himself "Drake" or some poo poo and wore shirts unbuttoned to his navel and looked more like a bouncer at a Persian night club than a serious and threatening uber-vampire
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Apr 12, 2015 23:50
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RideTheSpiral posted:vampires suck blood. how do you not know this lol owned.
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Apr 12, 2015 23:51
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Blade 2 the vampire dude Nomak was played by a dude called Luke Goss. When I saw it at the cinema years ago I saw his name and thought "the same dude from the 80s pop group?" and yes, it was... Never knew he'd turned his hand to acting. Drummer; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvQTTA9raJU
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Apr 13, 2015 00:00
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No op those enlarged canines might make it easier to bite and hold prey in your mouth, but they are poo poo for cutting into and eating flesh. You want good sharp incisors for that
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Apr 13, 2015 00:16
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Manny Suave posted:It also sucked that Dracula decided he needed to be super cool and call himself "Drake" or some poo poo and wore shirts unbuttoned to his navel and looked more like a bouncer at a Persian night club than a serious and threatening uber-vampire One of the many failures of Blade 3: the ridiculously miscast Dracula. "A short muscled guy with no neck? To play the unstoppable, supreme evil villain? loving sold!" -David S Goyer, director of Blade 3
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Apr 13, 2015 00:17
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Vim Fuego posted:Great movie. 5 stars imo. clicked to see if blade stood up to time and am glad that it did
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Apr 13, 2015 00:24
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Doc Block posted:One of the many failures of Blade 3: the ridiculously miscast Dracula. I'll never understand why they didn't just have Triple H play Dracula. He used to wear lace back in the Hunter Hearst Helmsley days. He could have pulled it off.
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Apr 13, 2015 00:44
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blade 3 owns best one
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Apr 13, 2015 00:47
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is this the one where he grabs onto a subway moving at full speed?
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Apr 13, 2015 00:48
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There was/is a blade video game from the ps2 era that Activision®©™ uses when training it's video game testers as an example of a terrible buggy game It's like nothing but bugs; continuity errors, collision issues, the wrong enemy character model attached to the wrong animation so nothing moves correctly, and things like a tutorial in which you climb flights of stairs and have fights on landings. Only there is nothing stopping you from ignoring each fight and walking to the next landing, and multiple voice overs play at once as dozens of enemy characters spawn on each landing until they push each other off like a waterfall and numbers start running down the screen randomly
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Parallax Scroll posted:blade 3 owns best one Agreed. But how does scientist do blood lab work when she blind and no assistant?
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