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Junkfist posted:I think it was True Blood that had the vampires have their vampire teeth on the teeth just next to the front ones instead of having four between them man that poo poo looked loving dumb and gay almost as much as that stupid switchblade thing they did loving stupid as hell loving dumb as poo poo. What was even up with that, incisors would never be fangs that's loving stupid who made that decision. The eye teeth are always the fangs unless vampires don't count as mammals anymore or something.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:42
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Blade is legit the best superhero movie of all time.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:What was even up with that, incisors would never be fangs that's loving stupid who made that decision. The eye teeth are always the fangs unless vampires don't count as mammals anymore or something. Maybe in the early vampire legends they had sharp incisors, they go back centuries before Bram Stoker's Dracula, one common vampire trait in eastern Europe was having harelip. Vampires are some goofy looking monsters.
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beaver teeth vampire best vampire
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Flesh Forge posted:beaver teeth vampire best vampire The Horseshoe Theory of Vampire Fangs makes these kind of cool.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:51
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how would they affect my ability to give a good suck-off? i vaaaaant to suck your diiiick!!!!!!
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Apr 13, 2015 01:52
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the lawyer joke was good.
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blood addicts is all.
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sunlight does not harm him. his only weakness is the irs
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porkchop_express posted:sunlight does not harm him. his only weakness is the irs Patton Oswalt's interview on Blade 3 was pretty hilarious. Apparently for most of the production Snipes just hung out in his trailer smoking weed between takes.
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etalian posted:Patton Oswalt's interview on Blade 3 was pretty hilarious. lol i'll have to re-watch it with this knowledge
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etalian posted:Patton Oswalt's interview on Blade 3 was pretty hilarious. Everything Wesley Snipes did involving Blade 3 was justified because he thought it was a stupid movie and sure enough, it was a stupid movie.
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Gaunab posted:Everything Wesley Snipes did involving Blade 3 was justified because he thought it was a stupid movie and sure enough, it was a stupid movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8rCtzKA9tQ
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Apr 13, 2015 02:18
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Apr 13, 2015 02:24
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It's funny if you listen to the commentary for Blade 2 during the CGI fight scene Guillermo Del Toro just sort of laughs and goes "shiiit, we should've paid extra for the motion capture"
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:It's funny if you listen to the commentary for Blade 2 during the CGI fight scene Guillermo Del Toro just sort of laughs and goes "shiiit, we should've paid extra for the motion capture" I dunno, crappy lifeless cgi in dull movies is kinda a directorial trademark of GDT.
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Spazzle posted:I dunno, crappy lifeless cgi in dull movies is kinda a directorial trademark of GDT. I'm not surprised The Strain TV series ended up being such a mess.
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Spazzle posted:I dunno, crappy lifeless cgi in dull movies is kinda a directorial trademark of GDT. lol rewatching this scene and it's just abe sapien fighting blade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA0Ch2_2o7I whats weird is the fight up to the bad cg is actually pretty well choreographed and everything and then...
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completely justified
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basement jihadist posted:lol i'll have to re-watch it with this knowledge he also avoided directly talking with the director during the production. Instead he had his assistants deliver post-it notes signed Blade.
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Spazzle posted:I dunno, crappy lifeless cgi in dull movies is kinda a directorial trademark of GDT.  them's fightin' words! 
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Zzulu posted:They made a Blade tv show as well. It didn't last too long though It was pretty dope though, it had that one guy from Onyx as Blade and the female lead went on to be the field correspondent on Wipeout, guess you can't win em all
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Snipes got literally 3 years in federal prison from 2010-2013 for his tax evasion conviction. Of course the real punishment was being forced to star in a Expendables movie
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I remember reading somewhere that part of the reason Wesley Snipes was so unhinged while shooting Blade 3 is that he was really pissed off about Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds getting so much screen time, because it meant less screen time for him.
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Apr 13, 2015 07:30
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Maybe it's time for Blade 4. But, y'know, not lovely. Signed, 
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dont post my vagina pics please I sent them to you in confidence
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Doc Block posted:I remember reading somewhere that part of the reason Wesley Snipes was so umhinged while shooting Blade 3 is that he was really pissed off about Jessica Biel and Ryan Reynolds getting so much screen time, because it meant less screen time for him. Well, then, maybe Wesley Snipes should've been willing to tell lovely jokes and load his iPod with "triphop" and "darkwave" so he could eliminate his sense of hearing while hunting vampires, so that David Goyer didn't have to rely on others
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I love the song in the club scene when it starts raining with blood. I think it's a remix of a New Order song.
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:lol rewatching this scene and it's just abe sapien fighting blade ... and then they take their masks off and it's loving Cat from Red Dwarf.
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:whats weird is the fight up to the bad cg is actually pretty well choreographed and everything and then... The fight choreography for Blade 2 was done by Donnie Yen, so yeah, it was p decent.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:15
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man when did blade even come out last time I watched it was on vhs and me and my buddy were stoned as gently caress chillin in the living room at like 1 in the morning
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um has anyone even had better hair than deacon frost, ever?
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bernie mac vamp commando100 HOGS AGREE posted:What was even up with that, incisors would never be fangs that's loving stupid who made that decision. The eye teeth are always the fangs unless vampires don't count as mammals anymore or something. wouldnt having pointy incisors make cutting easier? also why cant mammals have sharp front teeth circ dick soleil fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... and then they take their masks off and it's loving Cat from Red Dwarf. i will never forget the moment i saw this in the cinema.
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Haven't seen blade in a while, I impulse bought all the blu Rays but haven't got around to watching them unfortunately (watching the Star Trek tng blu Rays on a continuous loop like any other self respecting SA denizen). This thread has reminded to me finally watch them again for first time since the early 00s.
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Blade 1 was awesome Blade 2 was kind of silly and had hilariously awful CGI at points but was still entertaining, if far dumber than the first one Blade 3 was like watching a high school vampire club resurrect a totally bored vampire to fight an equally bored Blade and his new pals no one gives a poo poo about When Ryan Reynolds ironically was the best part of a Blade movie, that's pretty hosed up. Parallax Scroll posted:blade 3 owns best one I hate linking YTMND these days but this totally sums up Blade 3 http://snipeseyes.ytmnd.com/ ED: Also I hold Blade 2 would have been ten times funnier if the girl who wanted to dramatically die in sunlight died exactly like the vampires from Blade 1 in sunlight, bloating up like a balloon and exploding in a shower of gore. Would have redeemed that whole dumb plot. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 09:48 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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i think the best thing a bout GBS are the threads where somebody digs up an old forgotten film and everyone talks about it without it being some awful CD 'discussion' fest. - master and commander was another good recent exampele.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... and then they take their masks off and it's loving Cat from Red Dwarf. I actually laughed out loud because of this. It was weird.
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