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"My administration oversaw the creation of over 15 million new jobs in the caramel and macchiato industries."
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:21 |
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literally anything else as an av
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:22 |
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*sips caramel macchiato while reading important papers*
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:23 |
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I've been in diplomatic talks with a country called France, it's obscure, you've probably never heard of it.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:24 |
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No seriously what the gently caress is a caramel macchiato
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:25 |
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Shop local becomes law punishable by removal of facial hair
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:26 |
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I'm staying at the Cheyenne Mountain Complex these days. Oh, you've never heard of it? It's pretty underground.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:27 |
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our main export is caramel macchiato our main import is caramel macchiato
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:28 |
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*takes down all portraits of presidents without beards*
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:34 |
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This thread sucks. All the poo poo you can make fun of hipsters for and you're focusing on the starbucks thing?
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:35 |
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The White House Correspondence Dinner will be hosted by my humanities professor who lives in a trailer but he's so deep and knowledgeable about the world
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:37 |
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For my first act as president I'm pooling all available resources to form the National Ultimate Frisbee League
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:47 |
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 20:48 |
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No blood for machiatto
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:44 |
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ugh, I'm getting rid of these nuclear warheads because a true society has no need for such weapons *gets America nuked to poo poo by China/Russia within seconds*
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:45 |
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lol caramel macchiato!
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:56 |
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:59 |
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I'm the prez. A hipster too.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:08 |
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Every city, town, street, mall, and hospital will now have a Starbucks installed; and alongside pizza, caramel waffles are now legally considered a vegetable.
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:09 |
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taft was goon
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:18 |
Broenheim posted:lol caramel macchiato!
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# ? Apr 12, 2015 23:40 |
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*impeached following the events of cap'n jazz-gate
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:51 |
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steve jobs will be replacing ben franklin on our currency
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 07:53 |
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an organic free-range cruelty-free chicken in every pot and a salvaged fixed-gear road bike in every garage
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 08:03 |
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The S.Jobs Executive Order: Anyone using an Android device/programming "APPS (sec.) for Android/using the word "Android" or its derivatives will be charged with thought crimes and executed by injection of starbucks coffee (latte macchiato only).
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# ? Apr 13, 2015 16:22 |
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