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Tyrion is the rape baby of insane king targ guy, which is why Tywin hated him, and why Tyrion doesn't die after killing Tywin. Who kills a relative and doesn't die pretty quickly after? Rob stark kills a distant cousin and then gets killed at red wedding. Drogo kills his brother in law and gets killed by poison right after. Tyrion kills his father and goes on MRA adventure fun? No. Tywin was not Tyrions father.
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Are Targs like Cylons?
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Apr 13, 2015 01:34
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tywin hated tyrion because tywin was an rear end in a top hat and hated his dwarf son. theres no reason to assume he was a targaryon and also theres literally no textual evidence for it
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Apr 13, 2015 01:36
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Jamie killed his cousin and he's doing great!
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Apr 13, 2015 01:36
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They're incesty Fire demons
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TEAYCHES posted:tywin hated tyrion because tywin was an rear end in a top hat and hated his dwarf son. theres no reason to assume he was a targaryon and also theres literally no textual evidence for it King nutter was hot for tywins wife, and Tywin moved himself and his wife back to lannister land shortly after king crazy ordered tywins wife to his chambers. Then Tyrion was born.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:39
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Wtf...
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Apr 13, 2015 01:39
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Tyrion is enough of a Mary Sue already, he doesn't need to be a targaryen
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Apr 13, 2015 01:39
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Tsinava posted:Tyrion is enough of a Mary Sue already, he doesn't need to be a targaryen Word, but it's true and happening.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:46
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youre wife posted:Word, but it's true and happening. nahh, gurm isn't that bad
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Apr 13, 2015 01:48
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Tsinava posted:Tyrion is enough of a Mary Sue already, he doesn't need to be a targaryen You cannot be a Mary Sue if you are an ugly noseless dwarf, dude. I mean you can still be a sort of self-insert but if you are an ugly noseless dwarf who ends up going from about as good as a dwarf can get to doing fuckin' Dwarf Clown Acts for some pirate-slavers you're not a Mary Sue.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:51
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Tywins not the type to raise a midget if it's really not his, he'd have tossed that targ dwarve baby off the nearest bridge. Why'd he shame the Lannister name by raising someone elses mini son.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:53
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nahh, gurm isn't that bad He is tho. He throws in a lot of purple prose about food, and red herrings, and murders to distract you, but he is that bad.
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Apr 13, 2015 01:55
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Nah, Jaimie and Cersei are far more likely to be Targs. Tywin hated Tyrion because he reminded him too much of himself but was also deformed and sort of caused the death of the only person in the world he felt any real emotion for.
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Supreme Allah posted:Tywins not the type to raise a midget if it's really not his, he'd have tossed that targ dwarve baby off the nearest bridge. Why'd he shame the Lannister name by raising someone elses mini son. And openly kill the bastard of the ruling power? No. He would wait for someone else to overthrow, back that guy in the last minute, and torture the bastard as much as he could get away with while he waits.
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Apr 13, 2015 02:00
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youre wife posted:He is tho. He throws in a lot of purple prose about food, and red herrings, and murders to distract you, but he is that bad. The last few books throw away that "anyone can die at any time" gimmick (it was kind of lame but also the only unique thing the series had going for it) and replace it with anyone-can-come-back-at-any-time. This dead person comes back as a zoombie. This one comes back as a different kind of zombie. This one is a frankenstein monster. This one wasn't really dead. This one faked his death. This one had his death faked with magic, you saw him die but it wasn't really him, he's been this other person the whole time. Also Darkstar is his favorite character, he really thought people would like Darkstar, he was confused why they didn't. GRRM is a poo poo.
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Apr 13, 2015 02:01
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The last few books throw away that "anyone can die at any time" gimmick (it was kind of lame but also the only unique thing the series had going for it) and replace it with anyone-can-come-back-at-any-time. This dead person comes back as a zoombie. This one comes back as a different kind of zombie. This one is a frankenstein monster. This one wasn't really dead. This one faked his death. This one had his death faked with magic, you saw him die but it wasn't really him, he's been this other person the whole time. gently caress you Headless Ned is the best character in the series.
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Apr 13, 2015 02:03
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Best character is Tywins sister who gives no fucks, Dolorous Ed and Greatjon Umber. Darkstar barely does anything and has very little personality. Oberyn was popular because he was a flamboyant bisexual pimp. Some knight can't rea work as Oberyn 2.0 if he doesn't at least gently caress a few dudes.
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Apr 13, 2015 02:09
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:
Wasn't Darkstar in like one chapter and he cut up the little girls face? How was he supposed to be likable.
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Apr 13, 2015 02:11
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I dont know what that fat gently caress bumped his head into with darkstar -- he just invented a random guy whose supposedly a great dangerous swordsman with anime hair and eyes and he named him dark star, then he had him fail at killing a kid.
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Supreme Allah posted:I dont know what that fat gently caress bumped his head into with darkstar -- he just invented a random guy whose supposedly a great dangerous swordsman with anime hair and eyes and he named him dark star, then he had him fail at killing a kid. lol
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Apr 13, 2015 02:21
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im targaryen
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Pansacola posted:im targaryen fire and blood motherfucker!
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Apr 13, 2015 02:28
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General Martok had the best targ
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Apr 13, 2015 03:21
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who the gently caress cares
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Apr 13, 2015 03:23
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:You cannot be a Mary Sue if you are an ugly noseless dwarf, dude. A Mary Sue is a self-insert personality that has all the traits that is supposed to make the reader like them.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:26
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SHARTING BEAR posted:who the gently caress cares 'bout 60,000 HBO customers
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Apr 13, 2015 03:28
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tyrion is of house hufflepuff
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Apr 13, 2015 03:28
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Oh hey, there's a buzzfeed with like gifs and stuff on it: http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/its-raining-in-castamere Case closed.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:34
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:'bout 60,000 HBO customers so it's another vietnam
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Apr 13, 2015 03:35
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lol you watch gay of thrones
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Apr 13, 2015 03:37
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SHARTING BEAR posted:so it's another vietnam much less casualties
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Tsinava posted:A Mary Sue is a self-insert personality that has all the traits that is supposed to make the reader like them. lol, no. Literally not what it means even if you're a giant fag who uses the term at every opportunity. Being an idealized character is the most important part. Being a self-insert is common but not necessary. It's a wish-fulfillment character. Not even GRRM honestly wishes he was an ugly dwarf.
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Also, they seem to have dropped the aegon plot entirely from the show, cuz he's so obvs not aegon or any other targ. So Tyrion is the third targ.
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youre wife posted:Also, they seem to have dropped the aegon plot entirely from the show, cuz he's so obvs not aegon or any other targ. So Tyrion is the third targ. He's a blackfyre
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:He's a blackfyre He's not a sword! Wait. Oh crap. You're right! The prince that was promised isn't three targs. It's not Dani or Jon or Tyrion. It's a blackfyre with their sigil of a three headed dragon. :o
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youre wife posted:He's not a sword! 
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targ http://wiseti.blogspot.com/2009/10/targ-episode-1.html
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Otoh Tyrion is the only Lannister anything like Tywin
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:lol, no. Literally not what it means even if you're a giant fag who uses the term at every opportunity. Being an idealized character is the most important part. Being a self-insert is common but not necessary. It's a wish-fulfillment character. Not even GRRM honestly wishes he was an ugly dwarf. im sorry that your favorite character is a lame power fantasy
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