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smearing poo poo particles all over your body? Do you use the same towel on your face that you use to dry off your rear end crack?
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I poo poo in the tub and roll around in it. What would I need a towel for?
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Apr 13, 2015 03:40
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If my rear end is clean, why does it matter if I use the towel on both my face and my rear end?
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Apr 13, 2015 03:41
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EugeneJ posted:If my rear end is clean, why does it matter if I use the towel on both my face and my rear end? rear end is never clean
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Apr 13, 2015 03:42
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Arms. Armpits. Front. Back. Thighs. Back of thighs. rear end. Legs and feet. Shampoo hair. Face wash. Rinse.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:43
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by your logic, op, my calves and feet must be covered with poo poo, but they aren't. so you are an idiot.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:44
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Waltzing Along posted:by your logic, op, my calves and feet must be covered with poo poo, but they aren't. you would be surprised
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Apr 13, 2015 03:44
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Poetic Justice posted:rear end is never clean i use a high-pressure washer to blast my rear end clean with scalding hot water after letting it soak with bleach and soap for several minutes, not unlike the old hydraulic jets of old. in fact, here is a rendering of an rear end in a top hat getting blasted clean  rear end is definitely clean
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Apr 13, 2015 03:44
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Is that the back of Mt. Rushmore?
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Apr 13, 2015 03:45
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Xaris posted:i use a high-pressure washer to blast my rear end clean with scalding hot water, not unlike the old hydraulic jets of old. in fact, here is a rendering of an rear end in a top hat getting blasted clean  I would like to know where to purchase said washer.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:45
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Xaris posted:i use a high-pressure washer to blast my rear end clean with scalding hot water after letting it soak with bleach and soap for several minutes, not unlike the old hydraulic jets of old. in fact, here is a rendering of an rear end in a top hat getting blasted clean with enough scar tissue formed from the scalding water maybe then the rear end would be clean
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Apr 13, 2015 03:46
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I blast my rear end off first with the jet stream option first
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Apr 13, 2015 03:46
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Poetic Justice posted:with enough scar tissue formed from the scalding water maybe then the rear end would be clean son, my rear end is so god drat clean you can eat spaghetti and meatballs in marinara sauce off it
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Apr 13, 2015 03:46
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my hetero life partner and one time manservant charles cleans down there, silly.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:48
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Xaris posted:son, my rear end is so god drat clean you can eat spaghetti and meatballs in marinara sauce off it what about linguine with clam sauce?
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Apr 13, 2015 03:49
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I paid to have my rear end surgically removed. lol if you still wash your rear end you filthy poors.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:51
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thru years of exposure i am immune to my own rear end
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Apr 13, 2015 03:52
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:I paid to have my rear end surgically removed. lol if you still wash your rear end you filthy poors.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:52
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"Body wash will never throughly clean a bumhole" - Neal DeGausse Tysone
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Apr 13, 2015 03:52
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if you wash your rear end you best use soap
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Apr 13, 2015 03:53
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rear end last
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Apr 13, 2015 03:53
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when you clean, do you linger?
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Apr 13, 2015 03:54
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Frak dat rear end up
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Apr 13, 2015 03:54
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toggle posted:if you wash your rear end you best use soap I just shove a bar of Irish spring up there. I poo poo leprechauns, what now bitch? 
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Apr 13, 2015 03:55
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When I get in the shower, I just kind of go by how I feel. Sometimes I open with a nice groin/rear end scrub and then do the rest of my body. Sometimes it's like, pit, arm, balls, pit, stomach, shaft, rear end again, pit arm legs etc.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:55
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VendaGoat posted:I just shove a bar of Irish spring up there. I poo poo leprechauns, what now bitch? never found the end of the rainbow, did you?
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Apr 13, 2015 03:56
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Waltzing Along posted:Arms. Armpits. Front. Back. Thighs. Back of thighs. rear end. Legs and feet. Shampoo hair. Face wash. Rinse. protip: You should really shampoo and condition at the beginning, leaving the conditioner in while you wash your body, for maximum hair results.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:58
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:never found the end of the rainbow, did you? Kiss me blarney stones lad.
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Apr 13, 2015 03:59
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you ever scratch the outside of your butthole and it just feels so drat good? like really loving good?
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Apr 13, 2015 04:01
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PromethiumX posted:you ever scratch the outside of your butthole and it just feels so drat good? like really loving good? Pm me.
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Apr 13, 2015 04:34
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head to toe
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Apr 13, 2015 04:36
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VendaGoat posted:
its an olde time (and hella cool) mining technique where they just blasted water at a hill and destroyed it and everything around it and caught the runoff and sifted it and completely hosed up the area and it was dope as hell
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Apr 13, 2015 04:38
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i immediately wash my rear end in a top hat and balls
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Apr 13, 2015 04:49
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Chinatown posted:its an olde time (and hella cool) mining technique where they just blasted water at a hill and destroyed it and everything around it and caught the runoff and sifted it and completely hosed up the area and it was dope as hell I've seen Pale Rider. I just need something to break up the crust on my stink crease
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Apr 13, 2015 04:50
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lol if you dont have a sex slave eating to eat your rear end in a top hat clean
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Apr 13, 2015 04:53
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Modern civilization was founded on poo poo particles 
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Apr 13, 2015 04:53
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I can't even clean my rear end in the shower because just feeling it gives me a raging hard on
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Apr 13, 2015 04:57
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Lol if you don't work from the top down. Have fun letting your filth run down onto parts you've already cleaned.
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Apr 13, 2015 04:59
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op, you are correct, though the thought of articulating something so mundane in an effort to scrape the dregs left in the barrel of original has left me feeling zetsubou.
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I start at my hair and just work down from there so the rear end is kind of in the middle.
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