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Shithouse Dave posted:I start at my hair and just work down from there so the rear end is kind of in the middle. This guy gets it.
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after I am done washing I stick my finger in my rear end to see if it passes the sniff test
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Apr 13, 2015 05:27
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i watches some show on mtv several years ago about people with ocd and there was a woman who was really anxious about pooping and she would have a panic attack before and after for like several hours she would sit naked in the bathtub scrubbing the inside of her rear end with a toothbrush really hosed up but kinda hot too
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Apr 13, 2015 05:34
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Shithouse Dave posted:I start at my hair and just work down from there so the rear end is kind of in the middle. I do this too but my rear end is always last? I think there's something wrong with my anatomy.
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Apr 13, 2015 05:50
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VendaGoat posted:I just shove a bar of Irish spring up there. I poo poo leprechauns, what now bitch? But you poop from there
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Apr 13, 2015 05:52
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toggle posted:But you poop from there Not today he don't.
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im pooping! posted:i watches some show on mtv several years ago about people with ocd and there was a woman who was really anxious about pooping and she would have a panic attack The very idea of poop touching some part of my body prompted me to get a colostomy years ago.
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ShaqDiesel posted:The very idea of poop touching some part of my body prompted me to get a colostomy years ago. do you know if that is something obamacare covers
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Apr 13, 2015 07:04
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well op due to the fact that I am joe biden I make my soap out of my poo poo so I get to savor the rear end in a top hat-cleaning process with every orifice I clean.
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Apr 13, 2015 08:12
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i've noticed that the towel part of the question has been overlooked by many posters HMMMMMMMMMMM
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Apr 13, 2015 08:26
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anyone ever used a bday? i used one for the first time recently and it was surprisingly strong. like a high pressure hose or something and i only had it on medium. really gives the bum a god tickle
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Apr 13, 2015 08:33
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krampster2 posted:bday bday mate
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Dr qq posted:bday mate g'day bud 
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Poetic Justice posted:i've noticed that the towel part of the question has been overlooked by many posters HMMMMMMMMMMM I use the same towel, but I start at my hair and then work my way down for drying, so it's less that I use the same towel on my face as I do my rear end, and more that I use the same towel on my rear end that I do on my face.
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Apr 13, 2015 09:48
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Just like any other proper cleaning op I start at the top and work my way down. rear end ends up around the middle, same goes for toweling off. Start up, work down. Honestly though there's far worse things to be concerned about than rear end particles. Fuckin microscopic bugs livin on my eyelashes and poo poo. rear end particles are old news but SYMBIOSIS now that poo poo wil gently caress with your ocd riddled head Cyberball 2072 fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Apr 13, 2015 |
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Apr 13, 2015 09:50
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well i guess one reason for doing rear end first is that any poo poo particles that you splash off using jet stream on your swedish shower nozzle is more likely to get washed off from the shower walls/tub down the drain once you then do all the shampoo+conditioner+body wash
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Apr 13, 2015 09:52
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Dick+balls, rear end, WASH HANDS, rest.
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Apr 13, 2015 09:57
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who here goes for the goatse-style wash?
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TerminalSaint posted:Lol if you don't work from the top down. Have fun letting your filth run down onto parts you've already cleaned. This. You cretins.
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hi everyone i don't care if i have microscopic poo poo particles on my body because it hasn't affected my life in a meaningful way sorry about your psychoses
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Apr 15, 2015 16:58
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Hope this helps, you filthy animals.
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Apr 15, 2015 17:04
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always last
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Apr 15, 2015 17:06
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You wash your butt and balls first then rinse your hands and the bar of soap then after you let your crack airdry. This is science 101.
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Apr 15, 2015 17:07
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quote:While visiting my neighbor's home, I happened to see the Butt/Face soap in her bathroom soap dish. Once I smelled the fragrance, I decided to purchase a bar for myself. When the package arrived, I gave myself a facial. The ingredients was a great moisture on my face. I just cant decide if this is real or not
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Apr 15, 2015 17:08
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Waltzing Along posted:Arms. Armpits. Front. Back. Thighs. Back of thighs. rear end. Legs and feet. Shampoo hair. Face wash. Rinse. dis nigga dont wash his stank dick
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Apr 15, 2015 17:10
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I have a bad case of mud butt. In the shower I put the removable showerhead on oval office buster and go to town on my crack and anus, letting the poop flow free. Even after that, I use a towel to wipe my butt and there is still poop. I wipe and wipe and wipe until there is no more poop. Then an hour later I have mud butt again. It is my gift. It is my curse.
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Apr 15, 2015 17:17
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i have 5 different towels dedicated to the 5 major sectors of my form
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Apr 15, 2015 17:19
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i use irish spring for everything hair, face, dick, balls, rear end, dishes, car, bike, dog, floors, etc,
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Apr 15, 2015 17:32
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numberoneposter posted:i use irish spring for everything ..and you wonder why the psoriasis persists.
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Yaos posted:I have a bad case of mud butt. In the shower I put the removable showerhead on oval office buster and go to town on my crack and anus, letting the poop flow free. Even after that, I use a towel to wipe my butt and there is still poop. I wipe and wipe and wipe until there is no more poop. Then an hour later I have mud butt again. Montezumas Missisippi Mud Butt. A terrible curse indeed.
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West SAAB Story posted:..and you wonder why the psoriasis persists.
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Apr 15, 2015 18:46
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I love smearing poo poo particles all over my body, since they're everywhere anyway so you might as well not be a pussy rear end bitch about it.
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Apr 15, 2015 18:51
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Waltzing Along posted:Arms. Armpits. Front. Back. Thighs. Back of thighs. rear end. Legs and feet. Shampoo hair. Face wash. Rinse. dude you're all over the loving place, start with shampoo and then work your way down good lord. you do your rear end and feet before your face? wtf is wrong with you.
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Waltzing Along posted:Arms. Armpits. Front. Back. Thighs. Back of thighs. rear end. Legs and feet. Shampoo hair. Face wash. Rinse. I've drawn a helpful illustration that shows you the folly of your soap technique 
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Apr 15, 2015 19:26
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Trust me when I say that it's genuine concern and not purestrain autism that causes me to obsess over the order you wash your body in.
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Apr 15, 2015 19:53
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poop is gross
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As long as you wash your rear end first and didn't just poo poo all over your cheeks, the amount of poo particles you spread are way less than the amount of poo particles in your food or even less than a fart.
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Apr 15, 2015 19:55
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LaSalsaVerde posted:poop is gross lmao get a load of this prude
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Apr 15, 2015 21:32
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Face first, then body, arms, legs, and feet; then I lather up the washcloth again so it's good and soapy and rub it luxuriously through my rear end. Then I wash my hair.
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PromethiumX posted:you ever scratch the outside of your butthole and it just feels so drat good? like really loving good? You are a poor wiper.
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